Welcome to 2012.

We're back to begin our second year with a selection in our usual style. The ruffingest tuffingest beats and breaks, big old bass lines, soul, chilled grooves, and intellectual discourse.

Or in other words, music and our usual waffling.

Plus news of our stunning latest COMPETITION!

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Title

Artist

Time

Link

Blue Monday

Punk Rock Baby

0:00

Intro Waffle

0:02

Even better  title

DJ Strongarm

0:04

Jesse Waffle

0:08

Pray

DJ Food

0:11

Venture waffle

0:14

Aint nothing like you

Blakrok feat Jim Jones and Mos Def

0:17

Black and white waffle

0:20

Monkey do this

Acetronik

0:22

Background waffle

0:25

Blister

Tech Diff

0:28

Amen waffle

0:31

Alive (Devine x and Mavic rmx)

Dirty South and Thomas Gold

0:33

Contact Us waffle

0:39

Levels (FTampa rmx)

Avicci

0:44

Cheese? waffle

0:50

Kiara

Bonobo

0:51

AKA waffle

0:54

Hey kids (what time is it)

Si Begg

0:56

Homage waffle

01:00

Hey kids (what time is it)

 Cold Cut

01:01

Nonevolutionary waffle

01:05

Desert Road

Minor Rain

01:07

Sleepy waffle

1:12

At the Hyatt

Anchorsong

1:14

Recommendations waffle

1:16

We are what we are

RunGK

1:21

Welsh waffle

1:25

Skinny love (Derek Sabiston rmx)

Bon Iver

1:27

Bon Iver waffle

1:30

Passarinho

Souleance

1:33

Scat waffle

1:36

Back to Earth

Veak

1:38

Oh my god, it hurts. Oh go on then, just a small turkey sandwich and a few quality street with my cuppa then.

Sit back and relax with some choice cold cuts as we say goodbye to 2011.

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Title

Artist

Time

Link

Soulful Christmas (Telephunken remix)

James Brown

0:00:00

Intro Waffle

0:03:04

Breach the gates

Khemikal

0:06:09

Subwaffle

0:10:16

The ecstasy of Gold

Kloseline

0:11:57

Spaghetti waffle

0:14:47

Destroy them with lasers

Knife Party

0:16:37

Prodigious waffle

0:20:57

The sea and jacarandas

Jeiji

0:23:27

akwaskey waffle

0:25:57

Phantom feat Engine Earz Experiment

Aquasky

0:26:54

Booboo waffle

0:30:50

Out of focus

Phace and Spor

0:33:00

MPC Waffle

0:37:52

Pass the offering

Boonie Mayfield feat Play Cousin

0:40:28

True soul waffle

0:44:02

You can play

Savant

0:44:02

Ninuur waffle

0:44:59

Deal with it

Kill the noise

0:49:33

Crap present waffle

0:53:04

1940 (Amplive remix)

The Submarines

0:54:59

Rustle rustle rustle waffle

0:57:39

MBox

Siriusmo

0:59:05

Goodbye 2011 waffle

1:03:23

Ready or not it's Christmas

DJ Disco Sid

1:06:01

HoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHo

It's Chriiiiiiistmaaaaaaaas!

We reckon you've been good all year so, as a special treat, part one of our xmas double bill is here with more to follow on boxing day. It's more of the usual, great music and inane banter, plus you can see the drawings we did for you live on air, including Jentulman's special christmas card for all our wonderful listeners.

See you again on boxing day.

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Title

Artist

Time

Link

Night Before Christmas

Louis Armstrong

0:00:00

Intro Waffle

0:01:39

Could this be

Noisia

0:03:40

mau5trap waffle

0:06:54

 K9d

Non non

0:08:45

 Maid oui waffle

0:12:21

 Film the police

B.Dolan

0:14:10

 Protestant waffle

0:19:15

 Superbad

Flux Pavillion and Doctor P

0:21:05

 With bells on waffle

0:24:23

 Ghandi mate, Ghandi

Enter Shakiri

0:26:32

 Minors waffle

0:30:58

 When you love somebody

The Fruit Bats

0:33:41

 Designer waffle

0:33:41

 Relentless

Secret Panda Society

0:37:46

 Car circus jetstream folk waffle

0:43:46

 Xmas mix

Robsonics

0:46:43

 Meh! humbug waffle

0:52:35

 No love

Hooray for Earth

0:54:05

 Jaunty action waffle

0:57:54

 Ultra Thizz

Rustie

1:00:52

 Crafty waffle

1:04:21

 Trip happy

Kaleidophonix

1:06:11

 TTFN waffle

1:10:34

 Out there

Tailors x Anana

1:12:59

 Contact waffle

1:15:53

 It's all right (Nils Frahm remix)

Peter Broderick

1:18:22

1:00:00

1:00:00

1:00:00

We come of age, so to speak, as we hit the 21st episode and to celebrate we didn't drink anything.

We've got Drum and Bass, Breakbeat, glitchy electronica and thumping indie rock for you this time, along with a batch of great recommendations and the usual waffling.

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Title

Artist

Time

Link

Intro Waffle

Anything Worse

Gaslamp Killer

Gaslamp Waffle

Weird Day

Destroyers

Bad Joke Button Waffle

Call To Arms

Andyskopes And Mr Joseph

Buying Waffle

Psychometry 3.2

Akufen

Dean Waffle

7am Fog

Enduser

Old Skool Waffle

Rising Sign

Hurrican Number One

Loodma Waffle

Hummingbird

Id3

Not Like Lamb Waffle

Can You Feel

Muffler

Recommendations Waffle

Meanwhile, In The Future

Koan Sound

WobWob Waffle

Follow The Stars

Derrick And Tonika

Contact Us Waffle

Far Nearer

Jamie Xx

Censorship Waffle

Listen To The Drums (Clignancourt Edit)

Outlines

Hot Chip Waffle

Let It Hit 'Em

Optiv And Btk

Bez Waffle

Autodisco Theme

Autodidakt And John Disco

Shipping Waffle

Marmalade

Kitten Pyramid

Normally I'd type some sort of description of what went on here. Well what went on is our special guest Will Barnard (you may remember him from episode 5) turned up, and he brought beer, but we already had beer, so beer was consumed and we played music.

We had loads of fun, and hopefully you will too as we descend into EPISODE 20!

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We're back after another slightly extended break, real life tends to happen sometimes. This episode brings us back from recent deviations to more traditional Comfort Conspiracy fare in that we've got some top tunes, random banter and all the usual technical mistakes flourishes.

We've got down tempo grooves and up tempo beats across HipHop, Dubstep and Drum and Bass plus Steve's brought another Armageddon qualifying track. Make yourself a big plate of waffles, strap yourself in, and enjoy.

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Shaking things up once again, this episode has something adjacent to a theme. Listen in awe as Darren and Phil each play you 5 tunes in a row with a connection between each. Sit stunned as Steve doesn't, although we do have to say, BowChakaWowWow!

Some star's burn bright, but fast. In this episode we toast the loss of our sound man. RIP Spike the housecat.

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What can we say? We were all very tired. Don't worry though, the tunes are still as diverse and high quality as ever.

Steve was genuinely ill and had been awake for 36 hours, so he elected to only play one tune, whilst Darren and Phil made with the usual 5 each, and being very tired slow moving animals this evening still managed to create an hour and a half podcast.

And to save you becoming as tired as we were we've fast forwardededed through a bit where we lost track of time, and rambled on for 10 minutes, you can find the missing minutes in all their glory as a separate download.

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We got a little bit confused this episode and lost track of time, so you get a couple more tunes than you would normally.

Episode 16 features a little of the usual Drum and Bass and Dubstep, along with Bigbeat and UK Rap/Poetry from the likes of Scroobius Pip and Sound Of Rum. It also features the usual waffle, untimely death and the result of our latest competition.

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It's a multiple of 5 so we're extremely pleased to bring you another special guest episode. In the slightly sticky chair of honour this week we have David Maul, head honcho of promotions group Monkeysuit Music. Dave brought us a great selection of tunes that we feel sure you'll love, and gives a great insight into why his nights have grown to be a great success.

We also have our first (proper) competition, with a real prize and everything. Listen in for the all important question, for your chance to win something very special signed by the Conspirators and Dave, and something to get your visit to a Monkeysuit Event going.

(extra competition info here)

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Videos and Links we mentioned during the podcast after the tracklist....

Artist

Title

Time

Link

Mystery Intro Music

Intro Waffle

3:16

I Break Horses

Winter Beats

5:00

Waffle

9:18

Visions of Trees

Sorrow

12:18

Waffle

14:07

DC Breaks

Take That VIP

15:22

RAMM waffle

19:35

Competition Time Part 1

21:02

Free Blood

Never Hear Surf Music Again

24:26

Liddell Waffle

28:03

Teeth

Care bear

31:23

Pyrophonic DJ Waffle

35:00

Weekend

 End Times (Public Remix)

37:30

Night In Cairo Waffle

41:22

Royalston

 Heisenberg

44:22

Waffle

I Break Horses

 Heart

51:57

Youtube

Horses and Monkeys Waffle

55:28

Lera Lyn

 Wolf Like Me

1:01:00

TV on the Twitter Waffle

1:04:31

DJ Lobsterdust

 It's Fun To Smoke Dust

1:06:31

elffaW sdrawkcaB

1:10:32

DZ Deathrays

 Gebbie Street

1:14:14

Monkey Gig Waffle

1:19:01

Filter Press

Unfounded

1:21:12

Unplayed Recommendations

1:26:19

Art Vs Science

Magic Fountain (Royalston Remix)

1:32:34

Competition Time Part 2

1:36:50

Portishead

Strangers

1:42:48

sekaC dooG ylgnideecxE

1:46:51

DZ Deathrays - The Mess Up

Lera Lyn - Wolf like me

Additional Competition Info

We forgot to say during the show that the prize will go to the first correct answer we pick out of a hat, and the closing date for entry is 16th August 2011.