Comic Book Characters

True Believers! Summer is officially here, and the Comic Book Characters are back to keep that mercury running high with our sizzling hot takes on all the Nerd News you can take! Highlights from this GIANT SIZED episode include:

-a sweltering intro full of thanks

-Sony executives steaming under the collar

-Old Man Kenobi feels the fire once again

-Ms. Marvel bringing that sweet heat

-Casting Corner featuring a clown, a defendant, and a let down

-a trip to the Trailer Park to visit Thor and Black Adam

-...and a special cameo from Drunk!Cris

Exorbitant gas prices? Sky high air fare?? Arizona tea for $2.50??? Y'all got any more of that sweet, sweet lockdown? It's episode 140! Let's roast!

True Believers, have we got a deal for you! The Comic Book Characters are back with a jam-packed episode filled with hot-n-ready Nerd News! And as always, delivery directly into your ear holes is 100% free! Highlights from this episode include:

-Catching up and thanking fans

-Paying respects and offering condolences to two Comic Greats

-By golly, dem boys only gone and done a Moon Knight review, innit!?

-Steer into the surrealistic skid of Strange and his Multiverse of Madness

-...and a returning appraisal of acting accuracy in the Actor Audit!

But wait, True Believers, there's more! If you leave a 5-star review, the Comic Book Characters will organize your longboxes for you! That's right! Alfred will do it himself! You won't! It's Episode 139! Let's stonks!

Holy 1040, True Believers! The Taxman cometh, but fear not. The Comic Book Characters are here to hold your hand as Uncle Sam takes a patriotic pinch. Let the Nerd News sooth your chapped wallet. Highlights from this episode include:

-Apologies and thanks for the wait

-The CBC Pod Review of The Batman

-The CBC Pod Review of Morbius

-...and a brand new review segment that holds both bat men hostage for The Actor Audit!

That's right, True Believers, plot twist! We were the Tax-Men all along! We'll take our payment out in the form of laughter and 5-star reviews! It's Episode 138! Let's e-file!

It's award season, True Believers, and the Comic Book Characters are back with the 75th annual Powies! That's right, categories from the wide world of Nerd News ain't gonna pick a winner themselves. Highlights from this episode include:

-Staring into the void (ooh la la)

-Breaking into a strange doctor's trailer

-Somber news for a comic great

-A plethora of impromptu Big Wheel recipients

-...and The 69th Anal Powies!

Even though Spring's around the corner, it's still getting chilly. Come warm up with ya boys' hot takes! It's Episode 137! In a row!

True Believers! Hope all is well with you and yours as we thwip into the new year! The Comic Book Characters are back to effuse vociferously and wax webby over the wall crawling menace himself in our Spider-Man: No Way Home movie review. Highlights from this episode include:

-Alfred slinging webs and dropping dimes

-Cris trying his best to distract and derail him

-#WongStrong in 2022

-Feigs, just let us get some crafty at least

-...and a new segment from behind the camera

It's round 3 for our good friend Tom Holland and all of you, True Believers. Stay safe, stay healthy, and godspeed Spider-Man! It's Episode 136, 2022's first! Let's rock!

True Believers! The Comic Book Characters have one question for you: What could be better than one Spidey trailer reaction? Wh-What? WHOA! Yeah, no, I was talking about TWO Spidey trailer reactions, you naughty dawg. You got the spirit, tho. Highlights from this episode include:

-Play-by-Play reaction to the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-verse: Part One - Reloaded; Director's Cut trailer

-A bunch of baseless conjecture

-Some standard non-sequiturs

All for the value price of $Free.99! Get in now before the secondary comic markets inflate the price yet again! It's another Trailer Reaction! LET'S ROCK!

The guys go thwipp by thwipp as they breakdown the new Spider-Man No Way Home trailer!

Ohhhh snap, True Believers, and not the Thanos kind! The Comic Book Characters have returned to your world to fend off the evils of Boredom and Mild Takes. Trust us, it's hungry work. Highlights from this episode include:

-A Spidey trailer so nice, we had to touch it twice

-What If Feige Finally Dropped the Bag on Your Boys?

-The almighty power of The Definite Article for DC's Suicide Squad

-...and a Key Issues about a series gone too soon.

Summer's scorching away and Shang-Chi is on the horizon. Maybe if we all mask up and act like we got some sense, we could act like the heroes we enjoy watching! 'Cause everyone deserves to be Wong-ed in a movie theater. It's Episode 135! Let's rock!

It finally dropped! And your two web-headed heroes are here to break it down for you!

Make way, True Believers, 'cause the Comic Book Characters are coming through with a rundown that's thicc-packed with nougaty Nerd News. Highlights from this episode include:

-Venom back up in 'em

-Disney 'bout to pay what ScarJo's owed

-Various variant thoughts on the Loki wrap-up

-OMG DEADPOOL x MCU HAPPENINGN?!!?

- Nostalgia goggles on hard when you're Bustin'

-The Predictions for The Suicide Squad

-Hawkeye taking aim at the King?

-Casting Corner, with a bit of Grace in this Coel world

-and Michael B. Jordan lining up his HBO project

That latent anxiety you're feeling is the school year approaching. Hopefully you're only having nightmares about being late for class in your underwear with all your teeth missing while your 8th grade crush judges you for falling through the air. It's Episode 134! Let's rock!