You know Elon. He’s such a non-controversial and peaceable fellow.

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Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point, and state that 99 cents is the rental price.

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Lots of things are breaking over on X, the site formerly known as Twitter.

To cover it, we bring in Kent Brockman.

Sources: 1, 2, 3

Set sarcasm detectors to stun and provide yourself with adequate sustenance.

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Inside the mind of Dr. Evil — or perhaps a 12-year-old.

In the interests of accuracy.

Source: 1, 2

Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point, and state that 99 cents is the rental price. But subscribing is free.

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This latest plan to lure subscribers and/or stop scam artists is a riot!

So fun, in fact, that we invited other Simpsons characters to join us.

Source: https://twitter.com/Support/status/1714429406192582896

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The world has already taken note of our accomplishments, Springfield has already moved up to 299 on the list of America's 300 most liveable cities.

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Best. Admiral. Ever. — made the best propaganda. And it wasn’t even on X.

A special guest voice joins us.

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We are racing for Champion of the Universe.

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The humor of a 12-year-old from the world’s richest man.

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I can give you this telephone, it is shaped like Mary Worth.

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How does Elon measure up?

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If you subscribe, I can give you this telephone, it is shaped like Mary Worth.

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Elon has very strong dislikes and he makes them known.

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You may think this is worth a million bucks, but I will let you have it for free because you remind me of me.

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For Elon, the only good journalism is unchecked real-time citizen journalism.

Sources: 1, 2

Tell you what. I'll show you something very special if you promise to put your grubby little hands behind your back and keep them there.

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The lengths the great Elon Musk has to go to in order to prove his authenticity.

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Set sarcasm detectors to stun and provide yourself with adequate sustenance.

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