Comic Booked! The Podcast

It’s the season finale, folks! We ponder whether or not Tim Allen will sue us and somehow get to pirate tax auditors. Today we talk about the high-flyin’, name changin’, snarky-talkin’, ass kicker...Dick Grayson! You may know him as Robin or you may know him as Nightwing. If you’re like Katie, you don’t know him at all! He’s an ever-evolving sonuva and a wonderful character to end this season on. You're welcome. Katie teaches Matt about Katie! Her! 

Katie's really sick, so Matt does what he does best, forces her to record a podcast episode. We talk about how much more fun it was to be sick when you were a kid and how parents didn't know what the hell they were doing. Today we learn about the extremely over-powered, leggy magician that no one takes seriously, Zatanna. Matt and Katie get real whiney over a fictional character today, folks. Katie teaches Matt about SNL! Classic!

Its the Halloween episode! We talk all things spooky and scary, like Limp Bizkit and how their career is coming back! Today we learn about the katana wielding, zombie de-beaning, badass boss lady from The Walking Dead, Michonne! She's a choppin' gal who aint afraid of nothin and super loyal to her friends! Friggin nice! Katie teaches Matt about poop! Gross!

Talk of cutesy nicknames makes us realize candy is just the redneck cousin to baked goods, but those bank lollipops are fire. Today we learn about the biggest and smartest big boi with a laser cane, Kingpin. Watch out, he’ll turn your dad into a bee. Katie teaches Matt about tornados. Twister. Helen! BILL!

Matt and Katie tell us exactly why working in the service industry is a walking dumpster fire and if you don't tip well you're a monster. Today we learn about the red-eyed, charming AF, playing card exploding badass that every boy wanted to be growing up, Gambit. He was a thief, he got a cool girlfriend, and he gets all kinda evil for a bit. It's all just a good time. Katie teaches Matt about hair! It's on you!

Matt has the stupidest injury ever and tells us all about it. No, for real, it's really dumb. Today we learn about the plantiest, most toxic and deadly of ladies, Poison Ivy! While getting into the nitty-gritty of her background, we create (and talk at great length) about our best (worst) invented character yet, Joffrin Weggins. Be on the lookout for Matt saying eviscerated 400 times. Katie teaches Matt about New York City! We're walkin' hea!

We talk about nude beaches and how the ocean is always horny. You're welcome. Today we learn about the chain whipping, flamey skulled, motorcycle mounted leather daddy, Ghost Rider. He's married to the road and living a sitcom with a demon trapped inside him. Talk of past Ghost Riders using animals as their vehicle gets Katie and Matt sexually confused about kangaroos. Katie teaches Matt about kilts! Scottish!

Matt has a thick-daddy mustache named Mustache Goodfellow and Matt doesn't know what a Thot is.  Today we learn about the crossbow-shootin' outcast vigilante who doesn't give no hecks about Batman's approval, Huntress. She kicks the mafia's ass, befriends other badass ladies, and she doesn't let Batman get away with saying Florida slang terms that sound offensive but actually aren't. Katie teaches Matt about Orcas! Killer!

Shaquille O’Neil is real big, huh? Also, Kevin Hart and The Rock should make Rush Hour sequels, to which we name all of them. Today we learn about the biggest and shiniest hero with a red cape and S on his chest: Steel. He’s Superman with a testicle-hitting smart-mallet who we think should wield T-shirt cannons on his shoulders. Katie teaches Matt about Avril Lavigne! Sk8r Boi!

A song needn't bother if it doesn't have a saxophone or organ solo. And did we all have that crappy keyboard with the stupid noises or just us? Today we learn all about the ever so complicated and driven to coo-coo-ness, Scarlet Witch and how she goes from givin' regular ol' finger blasts to being able to UNDO REALITY. Bit of a leap, but we're here for it. Katie teaches Mattt about Bill Nye the Science Guy! BILL! BILL! BILL!