Time's something we all wish we had more of, too bad the clock's run out...

Now this might come as a surprise, but violence is not actually the best to way escalate every single situation that will ever happen in your entire life.

First y'all need to stop simping and this is how it relates to power tools so the message is crystal clear.

We get a lot of choices to make in life, here's why you have more and less than you thought.

You have given nothing to the world and as such it owes you nothing, maybe we should act like it sometime?

Sometimes it's just not worth it to be virtuous to the homeless, here's why.

This one is a bit of a really offensive rant, enjoy!

Sometimes there isn't a right answer in life and learning how to deal with these opportunities will never be any less frustrating. Maybe I can take the edge off?

Broke Boi Cuisine for all you sad souls living off Uber Eats and frozen foods, learn to cook something both delicious and nutritious. Wait, now that I look at this again maybe the title isn't the be-

This one goes out to anyone who's ever looked down on pop AND DEFINITELY to anyone who's ever used mumble rap as an insult.  :)