"I mean, didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag? Didn't that give you some sort of clue, like, hey, maybe this guy's not enjoying it?"

"Wanna see a magic trick?"

Black Phillip, I conjure thee to speak to me. Speak as thou dost speak to Jonas and Mercy. Dost thou understand my English tongue? Answer me.

"Lock up your children! Yes, Salem, we're back!"

"One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires."

"Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had."

"The boys are thirsty in Atlanta

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'

"So, even though you have broken my heart yet again, I wanted to say, in another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you."

Most things in life, good and bad, just kinda' happen to ya'.

"Do you know what they did to the Native workers who stole diamonds? Don't worry, they didn't kill them. That would be like junking your Mercedes just because it had a broken spring. No, if they caught them, they had to make sure they could go on working, but they also had to make sure they could never run away. The operation was called hobbling."