Comm Majors

"Sun don't shine on the same dog's ass everyday, but, mister you ain't seen a ray of light since you got here."

"Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"

"I ain't got time to bleed."

"Coven," man, we gotta get this sucker done, though. Seriously. Last night, man, I was so drunk, I was calling Morocco, man. Calling, trying to get to the Hotel Hilton at Tangiers in Casablanca, man. That's, I mean, that's, that's pathetic, man! Is that what you wanna do with your life? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at two in the morning? That's senseless! But that's what happens, man.

"What does sueñito mean?"   "Sueñito? It means little dream."

I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

"If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants."

"We're in the business of reporting the news, not creating it."

"Me and this fat kid / We ran we ate and read books / And it was the best."

"You better hope he doesn't survive."