Football Savant Zac Taylor.  The Muff Minute.  Criss crossing the last episode for Zac Taylor nuggets.  Forced Higbee on hand.  Stop being a man of principle.  16 Gus Edwards.  D’Ontantric.  2 days of ‘ohhhhhhh’.  When ‘keepin it tight’ goes wrong.  Cesspool promised land.  Peak behind the curtain at board room level deal.  Supreme negotiating.  3rd Round kindling.  Cook your smores on this Muff Cabbage Draft Pick fire.  Chase POOLclay.  Lenny No Wiggle & Rachaad Sans Shake.  The OLD old fashioned way.  Just tell me when to stop clicking ‘Add Picks’ to this deal.  Triple Alive.  Burning into the sun with aliveness.  Deon Jackson Pre-Buyers Remorse.  Poon locker room shame.  5 year plans in an industry built on 3 year windows is high end zagging.  Predator Profiles.  Zac Taylor stiletto Crush Fest.  Maple Grove MAX POWER.  Early 2000s Bucky building.  Touching the untouchable.  Byemedgeddon.  NYCs one TRUE team.  6th Borough Swag.  Congratulations on the sex.  Hoboken pulling a ‘Larry’?  Lifetime CPatt contract.  Behind every door is a cyclical rebuild.  What could possiblye go wrong?  Young, FRESH sticks.  Half of you in the Touch Zone.  Backyard backdoor play.  Reminder, were trying to keep it ‘tight’.  Real Kindergarten parent energy.  The extra ‘T’ is for tubular.  GM to Coach miscommunication.  Bizarre interpretations of ‘feel good’ stories.  Get me on that Muff Cabbage player burn mailing list.  Kenny G reconciliation.  Upstate cottage planning.  D’Onta Foreman murder police.

 

Shhh, you hear that?  Some say if you close your eyes, and focus hard enough, you can hear The Warlock singing Proud To Be An American from any point in the U-S-A.