The Tropher Grace Project

Spensaring from your Gigolo sieve.  Iambic pentameter.  Alexandrian line.  Hexameter.  Purple Monkey Dishwasher.  Get Young Old.  You couldn’t handle octameter, certainly not without an adult diaper.  TAN-A-HILL, guy.  More like Noah FaRt, amirite?  I don’t understand and I don’t agree.  Match wits with a mad scientist if you dare.  Whims with the wind and of the seasons – Keats.  Don’t waste that body!  Insert your Kelce into the slot.  Tampa Haunted Mansion.  Rams Defensive Work Study for Greater Los Angeles high schools.  Deebo sniffles.  Don’t make me say ‘draft capital’.  Arm yourself with Scorpion picks.  Wentz or NADS, its all forgettable.  Rico WHOdle?!  Malik Willis found a way to be fringe relevant.  Chris Evans The Skipper.  Pie In The Sky season.  No Lamborghini bumper stickers for Mr. Chicago.  Christian Watson Sliding Doors.  No one is selecting the mentorship from Taylor Heinicke in their Biz Ed class.  The Shadow cold read.  Give me husky voice.  Hat Eatin’ with The Champ.  Tube greasing with Davey.  No one liked it when Joshua showed himself to us.  Justin lookin fierce with that new tiny waist.  Countdown to Bijan becoming an Asphalt Cowboy starts now.  Greenies, Lot Lizards and the open road.  JuJus pending knee explosion.  Got to have the juicy juice to be Top 10.  What noob left CD off? It was ME.  Not my boys, my young boys.  No Shot George.  Supple Lamar Legs.  Im Treys dad, and I don’t believe in him.  Geno Smith depression, main storyline of 2023.  The 2nd RASL dynasty is GM Fischer going back-to-back-to-back with Supplemental Picks.  Whirling and spinning with Evan Hole.  DeVonta Milk Butt. 

 

Im all about Spensarian stanzas.  Simple iambic pentameter is the standard league scoring of verse.   Grow up.

Do you believe the 3 time champ, or the 3 time chump?  Patriots slot Zachariason.  Watch the ahnal pronunciations.  Kareem’s juice meter is FULL.  Mr Chicagos pant full o’ draft bone.  Attack of the meat sweats.  Ribeye delusions equal Scorpion title game appearance predictions.  Curty Sammy 3 day rental.  Question deflections worthy of a presidential debate participant.  Why are we talking about a 3rd string QB?  Abandoning CFD has consequences.  Oyster Cracker Hands’ decade and a half in college.  EVERYONE is sorta good.  The curse of GM Muffs sky high projections strikes GMT again.  Tiny people unite.  Spam Hormel aka Sammy Beef Dogs.  Don’t bog down my made up trade slam dunk with things like ‘details’.  Muff Rushmore.  Flip FLOP.  Harrison Ford wants you to get off his podcast.  Nobody EATS pizzas at a Tampa St Louis Park Pizza Party.  Mount Muffmore.  Math don’t make sense.  JV2 Division is generous.  The Champs homepage is WikiFeet.  Tiny people and cobblers stay away from Maple Grove.  Regular Joe 6 Pack with all those callouses which are DEFINITELY from construction.  Workin the crank.  The RASL slur is ‘fraud’.  Is living it worse than watching it?  No no no, I simply called him a *#@!sucker.  No listening, I steamroll.  Listening is for therapists, and soyboys.  ALL IN on CROD…as a nickname.  Boutte received.  Hes a Godfather III guy.  East Coast guys last were at the top of the mountain when we were rockin analog phones.  15? Not confident. 20? CONFIDENT.  Cohost trying to bury a guy who got shot is quite a taek.  For having a crystal ball, this guy sure doesn’t know how to use it.  Cooper ‘JEFF’ Kupp.  Wearing those Tom Cruise lifts.  According to the panel, if you don’t believe every Jack is a Top 5 player, youre a hater.  (Hey, certainly no way that could go wrong!  Definitely wasn’t EXACTLY what happened last year).  Mouths to stuff.  Maybe Matt Nagy doesn’t know who Kelce is, or maybe his sister didn’t make it to the Fantasy Suites on Catching Kelce.  Trickaly is quite a tricky way to try and say something.  Listen to The Champ struggle with how to pick a higher probability in real time.  The old canoe analogy.  So much smoke you choke.  Praise it.  The two minute setup pays off.

Mouth and Hole fillers, no wonder theyre best pals.

Live listening with active touching.  Huge guy.  Grown man lengthening.  Reverse Benjamin Buttoning is really just aging.  Schweaty Balls.  Pronunciation practice.  Timberwhacks no more.  Psy Ops aplenty.  Force fed trade bits.  Tech troubles.  Jaylen Young Buck.  Nonstrategic strategery.  We were told to kill your RASL darlings, but NO ONE saw this happening.  3 does not really make a list showing your love of a topic.  Lord of the Rings, Frodo, The Ring.  Granny shagger.  I just don’t have the energy to knock this one out.

 

Don’t worry, this wasn’t a cry for help – were not in the midst of a midlife crisis.  Not with DEON JACKSON on my roster!

Throwing 7 different kinds of spoiled milk.  Trey Sermon still not safe.  Def not the Throat Goat.  Nancy keeps the crown.  Jack strays.  Confederacy adjacent rollouts.  Bad Accent Theatre.  Any opportunity you get to swipe at Elon, you take it – collateral damage be damned.  One strap boot pullin.  LIVE ‘Albert O Could’ve Been Geno Smith’ supernova.  GMZ is Lisa and GM Muff is Ralph.  No wonder Herbs sucked, the Bracketology guy was calling the Chargers plays.  Twitter erection arousing RB stable.  Mr Hedgeyberg, the man who never leaves the curb.  Boston ‘More Than A Feeling’ Scott > Kenny Fart Trombone.  Yes, agreed, its great.  The ol’ beach ball through the straw trick.  RASL casting couch in SLP with The Lap Furnace.  Another graping sized hole to pizza stuff.  Get out of the way, I have a pistol, and this dog has an upset tummy.  Host fails at nickname pronunciation.  LIVE learning about the WR cliff.  Non-ambi route runners unite.  Spoiled Mayo delivery mechanism, thy name is Will.  Run first, run second, pass on fourth down.  Is having Darren Waller like having a sh*tload of pogs?  Keeping the streak alive of live researching.  90+90+90=100.  Allen Robinson doesn’t exist.  Cyborg bandwagon hopper.  Crack those Chestnuts over an open fire, bay-bay!  Hot mayonnaise drip ruins so much.  It could’ve been Jakobi Meyers, Jakobi Meyers, Jakobi Meyers so maybe theres a silver lining.  Hunter Renfrow winning a classic WYR was not on my bingo card.  Nate Hackett dating your sister, deal with it.  Eunuch Bet!  That math don’t make sense.  Marcus loses his biggest fan.  Toney crow feast.  Northwest Division blindness .  Watch out Nancy, this alleyway is getting packed after all!

 

The main takeaway is that GM FL didn’t take away ‘Jackin It’ from us, and that alone means Timberjacks is a homerun and gift to all of RASL.

Triple Figures.  Surprise Satans Alley.  Studded collars.  Just dudes talkin legalese.  Jonny Pickup, Esq.  DeAndre Zoolander.  30% Jackin It discount.  Tampa area middle schools are very litigious.  Were UNpopular?  Shirtless screams of guilt.  Shades of Tucker Kraft.  Tyler Lockett new hobby.  Wedding night pantomime.  Safe space middle school confessions.  Forehead grading.  The Champ likes proximity.  Will Levis wanderer.  Kicking guys versus tackling groups.  33 dudes at once, GM Muff is basically Houston (the actress).  Todd Tagovailoa sounds like a horrible hang.  Towels are itchy.  Thick Boys.  Strong taeks on names.  Filibustering.  Take Quake.  What defensive percentage you carrying, bro?  Legless Poon.  TLock Post Sex.  Kings of Research podcast.  So much lawyer talk.  No joke to be made, like a boat.  Alley Whoop.  Youre asking us to be way too bendy.  Chaaaaaaaaad.  Sexy chimpanzee.  Where you put ‘finishing’ in the order is imperative.  Creepshow Doug cameo.  Low bar to clear for ‘skateboarding’.  We find out theres a lot of felonious activity in our collective history.  When Staind stained, they were Staind.  Thighmaster infomercial piracy.  Cody+Shirtless+Karate.  Classic hot dog scene.  Jason Voorhees, canoe man.  The American Spirit is repeatedly failing?  Death Breath PTSD.  Randy Marsh life path.  Champ sans A/C is maybe the only way to defeat him.  Tail workouts.  Silent climaxers, unite!  Brie Larson running, apparent turnoff.  Freaky with Chiriqui.  Alone on Allie Island.  Parachute Game aka 3 Eyes.  Mr Chicago aint gonna be pleased with this Episode.  GM Tampa looking to antagonize the pod.  Not understanding the subtext of MacGruber.  Titanic 2 : Rise of the Dead.  Time is a social construct.  Steve, Terry and Brian suck.  Up top!  Silky button down shirts.  Opulent Cravings.

 

Obviously The Tropher Grace Project is the place for live listening, but it is now the place for live researching as well.

Amityville Mayor level execution.  This turd sandwich is made with 10 grain bread, don’t worry.  Throat GOAT shoutouts.  More points is better, boys.  MOVE LIVE DUDES.  Just Balls 90 second hits.  Theres your ahnal.  Bakers Dozen.  Old man brain function.  Taking the Mayonnaise medicine.  Self-fading summer.  Squint ‘n Shart draft process.

 

So many different ways to Fade the Muff.

Lap furnace sauce.  Little Dill.  On Della Croce, just off the Corso.  Crocodile Tears.  Stank blank.  King Goffrey forever and always.  Mayonnaise bounce back.  FAAB Roth.

 

Draft picks are not very fibrous, so make sure youre drinking lots of water when pick eating at the Old Country Drafett as to avoid getting backed up.

Back-to-back-to-back bottom spot finishes does provide a good practice for colonoscopies.  The Pickeater swallows Lumberjacks excess.  Friend FACE.  Putting oneself in the crosshairs.  Zamir at 10 and I’LL DO IT AGAIN.  Just pretend you DIDN’T trade for Kenny Golladay and instead got to draft Bijan.  Dog of the hair.  NAILED IT.  Nice warm glass of Charbonnet.  Ichabod Mayer.  Jason Witten the commentator is not a complimentary comparison.  Getting the feeling the host likes Michael Mayer.  Dickie Greenleaf is the name youre looking for, jackass.  If you cant figure it out yourself, it aint worth knowing.  Quin-TEN John-STONNNNNN.  Lake Elmo Meat Sandwich on Deubener Toast.  Vaguely Eastern European Guy makes his belated Tropher Grace pick.  Controversial taeks aplenty.  Cohost forgetting the rules.  WWMrCD Draft? 

 

Car-peeeeeeeees, Bayyyy-bee Back Gibbssssss.  Car-peees, Bayy-bee Back Gibbsssss – BAR-BA-CUE SAUCE.

The secret is theyre ALL secrets.  BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.  Repeat Step 4.  The Pickeater.  Chompin picks Pac Man style.  RASL William Wallace.  Don’t you talk about the fence.  Or Zac.  2024 is the year of the Flappy End.  Quest for the Triple Dip!  Proposition 24.  FANTASY fantasy football.  RASLs Jane Polley.  Ol Hot Crotch saving the RASL platoon from a WR landmine.  Hating TDs because TDs hate me.  The Al Man cant wheez the juice with The Weasel if hes outside the Bio-Dome.  Gigolo Convention at Motel 6 off Route 6.  Talented men filling needs.  Cohosts shedding clothes with anti-RB sentiment.  Smokey just passing the buck.  Dynasty opinions that could land you in jail.  Dandy, fancy college boy talkin book readin.  Head into the Love Tunnel after the Kissing Bridge with the hottest new RASL couple.  Hole fillin.  PIZZA.  Pill swallowing and spoonfuls of sugar.  BFFFFFFFFFFFFF.  Assessing the best ball passers.  Get the Tights while the Tightening is Tight.  You want em sounding like .  Eastern Suburb Big Tight End Boy.  Lesser Thanos hobbies.  David Puddy prototype.  ‘BPA’ is all that’s written on that Post-It.  Lumberjack sandwich on Deubener toast.  Champ takes a brief in-Summit trip to Gillooly Jammy Willy.  Glass of 1974 Zachy California.  I love that for you.  Proper word order is important when finishing, boys and school are next to one another.  Swallow it and fart it away later.  Sawdust sandwiches for our Steinbeckian protagonist.  Fancy dance berets.  When you win 3 times in a row, you don’t have to learn names.  Youre known as Dump now.

 

Just only longing to have a good sit and stare pairs well with only ever wanting Jared Goff.  All very, very Muff.

Greenwood Torque.  Pony Play.  Hot ‘N Ready takes on a new meaning.  Shakeys partially used gift card incentive.  V+J.  Both.  Thawing of the draft freeze.  Muff Daddy & The Family.  Cant stop, wont stop.  Bring you home, throw you right back out on the street.  Marauders!  Flooded with Muff Stuff.  Rod support.  Turn it up to 11.  Guest sipping from a baby bottle in the ultimate test of TGPs ‘kink positive’ environment.  Because its sterile, and I like the taste.  Walking into an ambush.  Jeudy strays.  Bigger, better, scouting.  Graping pizza.  No Parks Zhemiah.  Booty Moody Block.  Red meat for his fellow Chicagoans.  Mouth of Mayo Man.  Kuntz Bomb.  Cant teach height when speed doesn’t kill.  Gobble Gobble.  ‘My sources are saying…’.  The sexy danger of anti-DC.  The urban legend of The Al Man, backseat phantom.  Get all the sexy board talk you can possibly handle.  Stinky tinkle hands.  Heading right upstate for 5-10.  Just one bar of soap.

 

Fun game: somebody is punch drunk from his work week during recording.  See if you can guess who it is.