BONUS  Holiday Themed Pop Culture Countdown + RASL Playoff Anthem.  Dont mind the Scrooge that took over the Host chair; hes just exhausted.

SPOILER ALERT!  They made additional Die Hard films.  Respecting CFDs privacy.  Dickensian Dust Bowl Grapes of Wrath childhood.  Muffy Twist.  All brands of mayonnaise.  Getting the hand out quick.  Mikey Lightnin Fingahs vs Johnny Quick Fingahs.  TE Motzo Ball Soup.  SUCK IT, IOWA!  Check your calendars, its time for a strategy switch in Maple Grove.  Hes a cookin a sumthin.  NADS with one, final, bit of nut trauma for Mr. Chicago.  A tragedy in two parts.  Bye Week Boys in the Champions Chalet.  Watching the proletariat clash for our amusement.  Bad Boogie Nights adjacent puns.  Floodlights on the Tropher DisGraced stage.  RASL PLAY-OFFS!  Hoboken bloviating.  The smoke you asked for.  Mike Evans REVENGE GAME.

 

Oh, take my hand,

Young Helmsmen, and we'll fly

Bring out your broadsword, theres the Poon

Slice his throat and grab his scrot'

You take the high road, I'll take the low

There, the Tropher, fill it with your mighty juice

Wondering where parenting went wrong.  Awkard Sexual Tension REUNITES!  Sensual touching.  Gremlin in your automobile.  Getting on the wrong end of The Miles Sanders Experience…again.  HigBlow.  Hunting for Hunt.  Capitulating and simping.  Walking it back.  Eye to eye insulting.  Making buckets or tongue kissin – these are the two true outcomes.  FAAB hoarding.  Sitting on waiver dollars hoping to turn it to gold.  Ty Dolla Sign hollaback.  Sit Dalvin and Start Bam.  BAM IT.  Executive travesty.  FAAB is a myth.  No FAAB November.  All the confidence in the world for Dr Touchy.  Middle school girls cut with knives.  Certs for The Commish.  Don’t list the names, that makes it worse.  One of has a Cyborg.  USWNT Air Raid vs Wishbone situation.  Flip Floppin Warlock.  JAGin it.  Levels of Mayo QBs.  Crossing the Cabbage Hands Bridge.  Severe ageism against Kenny.  TAKE QUAKE.  The great healing is everyone coming together to agree Mac Jones isn’t very good.  Jekyll/Hyde in Madison.  Our guest doesn’t know nuance isn’t allowed in the TGP studio.  The phrase youre looking for is ‘tanked’.  Unraveling the perplexing East Metro Exhaustion.  Meetin at the feedyard.  PBMW folded into a trunk.  Pulse of the people.  Getting it from the ground floor, where GM Hatteberg sleeps.  No one glowing up GM Jenkins!  Champs lack of scruples.  SERIOUSLY, the WARRIORS BEAT THE POON LAST WEEK!  Black Magic usurper.  Shiv him!  This guy who hasn’t won in THIRTEEN YEARS must lose.  Max MER murder.  Keep going to the Blaine Well.  FTX fueled delayed retirement.  Purdy good in the Bay Area.  Banking on NADS is tragic.  JK Dobbins aka Bumkneez Jr.  Licking his own tears.  Stick to SOMETHING, man.  The Champ may lose his personal eatin bowl and have to kneel up at the trough in the Feedyard.  Chest poop.  Double grave digging.  Whats it mean when youre turd has started multiple games for your squad?  MAN Man.  The only Northwoods hunting I am comfortable with.  GM Hatteberg, Dust Bowl youngster, apparently.  Kelly Tripucka vs Brad Lohaus Free Throw Challenge HOT ACTION.  Hunt Arena slushie memories.  Double Dragon disaster.  Deubener over Whitacre was a regular occurrence at 1313.  Going FULL Lake Elmo Lifestyle.

 

Blow Jackson and Randall Cunnilingusham are off limits when playing Tecmo After Dark.

Gettin off the schneid.  Put your team in peril – live a little!  Come at the hands.  3 weeks in Muff Land is overstaying your welcome.  You don’t wanna be out here in these QB streets, homeboy.  Point Sieve.  ROSL Stots.  Pro Bonering against your will.  Can collateral impact be positive?  Tell me, Science Man.  Sausage on the mind.  We just call ‘em Bangers In The Mouth.  Good things for Skittle health.  A tall, cold glass of LIQUID SEX.  Somebody bout to get pregnant.  Mavis popping his head in while two rooms over.  Love, Hate, Love, Hate.  NADS and Annnnnndyyyyyyy.  The highs and lows of the Warlock/Gigolos romance.  Matching cursed seasons.  Ya HATE to see it.  HATE to see it.  Al Man, low hanging fruit harvester.  The black magic cauldron isn’t empty yet.  Cookoo bookoo bonkers.  Mr Chicago, the Draft Wizard.  Baseketball style playoff rundown.  INTERNET FREEZE.  Regular season finale Byemageddon.  Coach Cobian in the Touch Club all by his lonesome.  Selling your soul for a Super Bowl – the price? Baker Mayfield.  Trent Sherfield REVENGE GAME.  Tiny Human joins the fray.  Joe Burrow aka The Donkey Show aka Joe Chilly.  No evidence these guys can do anything – but they ARE guys.  What do you care, youre no longer an 0fer!  Defensive Austin Hoopering is too sad to actually implement.  Make The Champ have to choose his son to be sacrificed at the RASL altar, or pass on a softer path and lose out of familial ties.  Abraham level DRAMA.  Tee Higgins price equivalency.  Lil Sweets gobblin up Russys points.  Victory Bread.

 

So, if the St Louis Park beat Deubener and Lake Elmo beats Stillwater in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Geneva goes to the Quarterfinals, unless Maple Grove can upset Whitacre and Washington County ties Hopkins, then Hoboken would play Strasburg and Brookline in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a qualifier can be crowned

Muff have the stuff.  Northwest gets Poon Spiked again.  Reup your pass for the Pro Bowler Mike White Express.  6th Borough Swag.  The next great American sports upset.  Snapped Scorpions.  Please, no sheets in Saint Louis Park.

 

No, Jalen Ramsey at center back wouldnt have Uncle Sams Army carrying the Cup from Qatar.

Thankful for cashing out on Wall St.  MILF Hunter manuscript.  When negatives somehow stay positive.  This aint altruistic.  Protect Ya Neck and Diversify Yo Bonds.  FINISH IT.  Fungo in the pills.  Injury tsunami.  Medical railroading.  Waiting on the scumbag.  Despot tic tac toe.  Ser Rashid Shaheed.  Mercy killing on the East Coast.  Potential tomfoolery.  Championship level hypocrisy.  The Slingin Sammy D Era is BACK – playin all your favorite hits!  There is a giant problem with the word ‘tried’ coming before the phrase ‘acquire Baker Mayfield’ in Week 12 of 2022.  Were living in a POST Rejected Baker Mayfield Trade world.  Lets play that old parlor game, ‘Ignore, Face Punch or Porch Shit’.  Were not a YPC podcast.  RASL GM level athleticism.  Soft in the Middle Kyren.  Rams Punk’d.  Slingin Sammy D full circle.  PBMW, The Remix.  Mid ep stroke for The Warlock.  Mavis Moments.  Liquid Sex eradicated.  Incorrect, its ZERO.  ‘When you say it like that, it makes it seem like I don’t know what Im doing’.  Beating yourself, that’s the dream.  Jersey Don Draper.  6th borough swag.  Diverted flight security risk fallout.  Go out and get those running backs that play football in the National Football League.  He tried the right way and it just wasn’t for him.  The safeword is ‘TURKEY’.

 

Sure, theyre points.  And, yes, theyre worth more than twice as much.  But, theyre not the right points.  Well, theyre good for MY guy, but theyre different for your guy.  Anyway, its complicated.

Football Savant Zac Taylor.  The Muff Minute.  Criss crossing the last episode for Zac Taylor nuggets.  Forced Higbee on hand.  Stop being a man of principle.  16 Gus Edwards.  D’Ontantric.  2 days of ‘ohhhhhhh’.  When ‘keepin it tight’ goes wrong.  Cesspool promised land.  Peak behind the curtain at board room level deal.  Supreme negotiating.  3rd Round kindling.  Cook your smores on this Muff Cabbage Draft Pick fire.  Chase POOLclay.  Lenny No Wiggle & Rachaad Sans Shake.  The OLD old fashioned way.  Just tell me when to stop clicking ‘Add Picks’ to this deal.  Triple Alive.  Burning into the sun with aliveness.  Deon Jackson Pre-Buyers Remorse.  Poon locker room shame.  5 year plans in an industry built on 3 year windows is high end zagging.  Predator Profiles.  Zac Taylor stiletto Crush Fest.  Maple Grove MAX POWER.  Early 2000s Bucky building.  Touching the untouchable.  Byemedgeddon.  NYCs one TRUE team.  6th Borough Swag.  Congratulations on the sex.  Hoboken pulling a ‘Larry’?  Lifetime CPatt contract.  Behind every door is a cyclical rebuild.  What could possiblye go wrong?  Young, FRESH sticks.  Half of you in the Touch Zone.  Backyard backdoor play.  Reminder, were trying to keep it ‘tight’.  Real Kindergarten parent energy.  The extra ‘T’ is for tubular.  GM to Coach miscommunication.  Bizarre interpretations of ‘feel good’ stories.  Get me on that Muff Cabbage player burn mailing list.  Kenny G reconciliation.  Upstate cottage planning.  D’Onta Foreman murder police.

 

Shhh, you hear that?  Some say if you close your eyes, and focus hard enough, you can hear The Warlock singing Proud To Be An American from any point in the U-S-A.

Female antagonism right from the jump.  Pop music racket.  PBMW Lifestyle.  Purposely misquoting the cohost for supreme content.  Zac Taylor simpin.  CMC Wooderson.  Arguably cherry picked Tua stats.  Jorts judgement.  Mr Muff.  Sour Double Dippin.  Morality Value Adjustment.  Drake DOOD.  London subbasement.  Total Douche+Complete Toolbag Love Affair.  Flu induced diatribes.  Vomit everywhere.  Cooks finger in the eye.  Gigolo 'studs' seems redundant.  Diontae Doomsday.  F them picks and F that transmission.  Mid highway reversal.  Dimes for a dollar.  Simple men with brittle masculinity.  Emptying fluids.  River Area Squashed League.  Beat me and tell me how bad I am.  Ronda Rousey personal grappling dummy.  MAX MER MATCHUP is, *exhales* MERfect.  

 

A Cyborg can’t be washed.  They’re metal.

Pazuzu from the top rope RIGHT off the bat.  SPA-OOOOO-KY!  Upsetting the apple cart.  WR midseason materialization?  Make dynasty what you want it to be.  Chase your unicorn.  Clowns in Congress.  PHONY!  Returning to triple digits with the Fitzpatrick sisters.  Indirect paths taken.  Emasculation Station.  Parasols, oversize lollipops and pretty dresses being paraded about town.  Were a waffle podcast now.  Backyard body pits.  Force Multiplier.  Elite window closing.  Off mic Champ chime ins.  Ending a dominant streak makes Stormy a spicy little pepper.  JaMycal is no plan a’tall.  ETN chastity belt.  Strip down and get weird.  Grease up and keep the lights on.  Loose interpretations of the term ‘promising’.  Half assed medical breakdowns.  Commish & Warlock Injury Corner.  Hamstrings are just like body hair, it comes back thicker and stronger every time its cut.  Scalpels not scruples for Dr Dan.  Gage Creed style.  Urinating on the Hippocratic Oath.  Fred Guinn impressions for the kids.  Projecting hard.  6th Borough Swag.  RASL Jamie Lannister.  Y’all come on down to the Feedyard to view Viserys’ head on a spike.  Positive reformations into the mirror are a TGP staple.  Lacking pride, curled in the fetal position, asking not to be pummeled into a paste.  Fluid finishing.  Smash that Like button.  ‘Na, babe - this is RESEARCH’.  You’re gonna have to be cool with moaning.  Check your children’s candy for Wilford Brimley.

 

Remember, those fat cats in Washington won’t be saving you from your Rookie Fever.

It sounds better when Michael McCary does it.  Bad Math Band.  Brandon Allen Bullet Train.  Ray Stevens cameo.  Thermodynamic miracles.  The start of the Kenny G/Mr. Muff whirlwind romance.  Pea soup palette.  Ya Kid K wants to tell you something.  Bangs phase.  Trips to the Glue Factory.  The price of RASL immortality.  Talking to your toddler about Hopkins not winning.  Black Magic.  Stacks of memorable WR draft choices.  Public indecency.  Assaultlisberger has more to do with The Streak than wed want to admit.  D'Ernest Detonation.  Thankful The Champ is now wearing pants.

 

To be fair, when you lose by 2.9 million but actually win via antiquated systems, you can somewhat forgive a simpleminded dolt for thinking he will be anointed victorious when he loses by over 7 million.