Gettin off the schneid.  Put your team in peril – live a little!  Come at the hands.  3 weeks in Muff Land is overstaying your welcome.  You don’t wanna be out here in these QB streets, homeboy.  Point Sieve.  ROSL Stots.  Pro Bonering against your will.  Can collateral impact be positive?  Tell me, Science Man.  Sausage on the mind.  We just call ‘em Bangers In The Mouth.  Good things for Skittle health.  A tall, cold glass of LIQUID SEX.  Somebody bout to get pregnant.  Mavis popping his head in while two rooms over.  Love, Hate, Love, Hate.  NADS and Annnnnndyyyyyyy.  The highs and lows of the Warlock/Gigolos romance.  Matching cursed seasons.  Ya HATE to see it.  HATE to see it.  Al Man, low hanging fruit harvester.  The black magic cauldron isn’t empty yet.  Cookoo bookoo bonkers.  Mr Chicago, the Draft Wizard.  Baseketball style playoff rundown.  INTERNET FREEZE.  Regular season finale Byemageddon.  Coach Cobian in the Touch Club all by his lonesome.  Selling your soul for a Super Bowl – the price? Baker Mayfield.  Trent Sherfield REVENGE GAME.  Tiny Human joins the fray.  Joe Burrow aka The Donkey Show aka Joe Chilly.  No evidence these guys can do anything – but they ARE guys.  What do you care, youre no longer an 0fer!  Defensive Austin Hoopering is too sad to actually implement.  Make The Champ have to choose his son to be sacrificed at the RASL altar, or pass on a softer path and lose out of familial ties.  Abraham level DRAMA.  Tee Higgins price equivalency.  Lil Sweets gobblin up Russys points.  Victory Bread.

 

So, if the St Louis Park beat Deubener and Lake Elmo beats Stillwater in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Geneva goes to the Quarterfinals, unless Maple Grove can upset Whitacre and Washington County ties Hopkins, then Hoboken would play Strasburg and Brookline in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a qualifier can be crowned