Greenwood Torque.  Pony Play.  Hot ‘N Ready takes on a new meaning.  Shakeys partially used gift card incentive.  V+J.  Both.  Thawing of the draft freeze.  Muff Daddy & The Family.  Cant stop, wont stop.  Bring you home, throw you right back out on the street.  Marauders!  Flooded with Muff Stuff.  Rod support.  Turn it up to 11.  Guest sipping from a baby bottle in the ultimate test of TGPs ‘kink positive’ environment.  Because its sterile, and I like the taste.  Walking into an ambush.  Jeudy strays.  Bigger, better, scouting.  Graping pizza.  No Parks Zhemiah.  Booty Moody Block.  Red meat for his fellow Chicagoans.  Mouth of Mayo Man.  Kuntz Bomb.  Cant teach height when speed doesn’t kill.  Gobble Gobble.  ‘My sources are saying…’.  The sexy danger of anti-DC.  The urban legend of The Al Man, backseat phantom.  Get all the sexy board talk you can possibly handle.  Stinky tinkle hands.  Heading right upstate for 5-10.  Just one bar of soap.

 

Fun game: somebody is punch drunk from his work week during recording.  See if you can guess who it is.

Ace of ahnal.  You cant pin down GM Carp – go ahead, try.  Crotch barbeque.  Undercarriage bits.  Roll it again.  Family member no-fly zones.  Pay the dad tax.  Pinkie stank.  Receptions plopped on the chest.  Hot Carls.  ‘Jazzzzzzzzz!’ – All Time Assists Leader as he finishes.  Fattening for the kill.  SEVEN THUMBS UP.  Covered in sundae.  The Secret World of Alex Matt.  First time sex.  Post 11PM EST trade eroticism.  Flutie Fingers.  Tough nubbins.  Will Do Flutie Stuff for Metchine.  Bushy brows equals instant wetness.  Plug and forget it.  Slingin Sammy Schlongdongin.  Champ stench.  $1 orphan.  Modern dance passion.  Albert & Jaylen or a brand new car?  Hearing GM Muff read back his trades with Champ and assess the value delta in real time is harrowing.  Centaur screw turning.  Davey, Joey & Ry Guy triangle of hype.  Jimmy Broadsword.  Desert dry.  Raining positive comments all over the guys back, depending on where hes facing.  RASL Sophie’s Choice.  It is time for you to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man.  May you have as much fun as Doug on the monkey bars.  Happiness malaise.  Irish proverbs.  Somebodys squad is way less sexy.  Blakos!  Non-consensual retirement.  Bear mace arousal.  Post T pocket muscles.  Politician style question answering.  Carnal knowledge.

 

The answer always used to be true…or false.  Well, one of the two.

Anal hats.  Swamp rat sized holes.  Premarital sax.  Couple of Philly Bubble Boys.  Have you been afflicted by Joshua Kelley trade offers?  Furry handcuffs.  Transposed Larry.  Pick dumping.  Stanking up the bottom of the barrel.  Champ dirrty laundry.  Hand soreness from too much back patting.  Hog slappin.  RASL Hims.  The Champs coat has never looked shinier.  Mr Bananas, The Drafting Chimpanzee.  THANKS OBAMA.  I didn’t hear ‘rate’ either on first pass.  Don’t leave the guest alone with your pizza.  A bottom 5 dinner party.  Surprise Afrikaaner apologist.  Mr Muff, huge fan of the Empire.  Will Levis gets NFL Draft interview hints from new agent RM Hatteberg.  Never ending positive comedy feedback loop of punch to balls.  Travis Kelce saves.  Two GMs with the opportunity to rewrite their history.  Snipey.  Don’t you compliment me.  Best pal late night couch spooning.  I will wait for you, Geno.  A draft so bad no one even wants to really make the REdraft picks.  Dez Bryant Haunting.  I have the worst MO, apparently.  Thinking you had kicked your terrible habit only to be called out live listening.  UDFA WR yam-yam.  I give it a million stars.  Schlongdongin.  Honey Bijan.  Lets get weird.  NICE GW.  Eat your pumpkin pie.  Nice & Dainty.  Kielbasa calves.  Down low meat.  Sausage squats.  Unlike Derek, Bryce isn’t faking.  What a bizarre interpretation of a typical draft season phrase.  Megatron 2.0.  Superfluous Ts.  Strong Legs UNITE.  Extra denim situation in Hoboken.  GMZ and Doug poppin pills and helmet scouting.  Only over the phone business allowed for Flutie.  The Champ is a one night slam kind of guy at QB.  No talking, just work.  Unkillable monster at #15.  Ball on tee and WHIFF.  It rhymes with graping.  Ask for one word, get four.  Great prospect profile, only concern is the murder.  GM Jack drowning in dips.   Doug will have you blacking out.  Don’t try his magic beans.  Jamo & Hooker makes a party in Deubener come 2025, maybe.  MeTVs favorite low T hawker.  Little Punch Drunk to close out the mocking.  Gimme that body.  Findin your huckleberry.  Graping pizza.  Your ahnal bucket may be full, but that theres plenty more coming.  Burying Haydey Christy.  Guy who created Star Wars is mid, says dude who drafted DeVier Posey.

 

I don’t like what Palpatine says, necessarily, but I do like how strongly he says it.

Flaunting of guest decorum.  Self-given nicknames.  Secret shiving.  Compliment sandwiches.  The upsettingness of bizarro RASL World.  Its Ryan Abdul!  Stackin blizzys.  ‘Consent & Buy-In’.  Discussing difference between active and live listening.  Problem Child knockoff.  RASL Dad.  56 Points.  Costanza Draft Strategy.  Big & Meaty freight trains.  Sausage express.  Don’t give me no dainty boys.  Put that physics hat on.  Keep those beakers straight!  Flip flopping like a beached carp.  Jorts enthusiasts unite. 

 

Abbreviating Analysis Rating was a bad choice.

Muff passing.  Listening live or being on the pod – you say potato, I say potato.  Hairy men.  Rookie Fever carryover.  No notes, perfect 10.  APB for GM Cobian.  Johnny Squarepants.  Pants so straight the host cant even sit.  Live listening.  Clean, crisp segues and handoffs.  Juicy Raven pies.  Chilis Triple Muff Dippers!  So many sauces.  Our beautiful CFD.  Across the pod slights.  Muff Stuff.  Zac Taylor, Dominatrix.  Six Degrees of Mufferation.  Commish footnote threats.  Trade gestations.  When you don’t even feel the trades anymore.  Junk trauma just to feel alive.  Strip yourself of Josh & Joshuas.  The Al Man hiding just off stage.  Analyisisisissssssss.  Todd Collins?  Spergon Wynn?  Oyster Cracker Hands.  Grease him up and wiggle out.  Cringey Carr.  Knife strike usually follows Mr Muff telling you youre a nice guy.  68% into the Ep and no shot at The Al Man from the cohost.  Lawyer pants = straight pants.  Young Swedish male virility.  Drunk with Victory trade bonanza.  Sangria mouth influenced deals.  Get on the American Bus!  Can you pass the quiz?  Jacquizz & Jizz Rodgers, fantasy football fun guys.  Late in the round best friend support.  Whats juicy to one man is stale and putrid to another.  Wacco Flacco longevity. 

 

When you cant trust ‘Mustachioed Man Looking For Friend’ ad on Craigslist, weve lost as a society.

Wacko Flacco Flame.  New best friends?  Dale and Brennan 2.0.  Warm hands.  Beard Boys.  Compliments by means of mini digs.  Testosterone flow.  Doug Flutie Creepshow.  Weirdo Leprechaun.  Everyone loses!  Brock Purdy humblebrag.  No grave desecration this episode – not due to lack of effort from the Co-Host.  Sssssssss.  Intimidating camera presences.  Offseason Zangief.  Podcast undies.  Guest glow session.  Downtown Funky Stuff Malone.  Bee in the bonnet.  Derek Carr is the Zangief version of Joe Flacco.  Ridiculous statements of average quarterbacks.  Joe Flacco, Cool Guy.  Get used to hearing ‘heres the deal’ today.  Regular Wayne Brady.  You know the FIOS guys?  GM Muff new draft metric is sex history.  Incepting the Danboy.  Rasputin Jaffar Svengali.  Brokebacking with Scary Terry.  Total turd farts.  Word choice skewering.  Albert O Money Shot.  Sam Howell whisper behind the ear.  2022 Centaur draft class has GM Muff new mattress shopping.  Skyy sized hands.  Dante Calabria forearm hair game.  RASL alternate realities.  Paid da cost to be the boss.  Centaur LensCrafters.  Cautious boner.  Yeah, that’s not lovable.  Wishing for Bobby Trees low ceiling WR3.  Youll take Tyler Higbee, and youll like it.  Id rather take a zero.  Just give me a penny on the dollar, please.  He WAS the MVP afterall!  Entrails out the backside, if were being blunt.  I didn’t download it, but listened to it live.  Suffice to say, I was there.  Jimmy can jump!  John Skeletor.  Sufficient awkwardness.  Murderer, Cold Spring native.  Manny Sandy.  Shop the rack at TJ Maxx.  Marcus Arrelious Benn.  Normal business hours communication.  Guest with strong neck takes.  Co-host cock thoughts.  Penologist.  Bang it against the mic.  This is no longer a blue podcast, guys, dont worry.  Schlongdongin. 

 

Whats the better super-secret hidden RASL Bonus – smokeshow girlfriend bonus or scoring 58 points in Week 2 of the 2022 season bonus?

Being CFD is better than being kind.  We make our laurels work.  When sour grapes mean something else.  3 time D3 Practice All American.  The Boss makes you wait for the guitars to hit.  Honey Bijan runnin the Wing T.  Re-reheated Caseadillas.  We talk our book.  More mayonnaise sandwiches.  For Sale : A Big, JUICY Pick.  Yelling youre NOT anti-Despot is only good in the context of TGP.  Thick layered lies on toast.  Flip flopping like a beached fish.  Maple Grove limited series life cycle.  Cade Otton appetizer sampler.  Kendrick Bourne origin stories.  Forced trade poison pills.  Dumps in the backyard.  Choo choo on the Mudd Express.  Step Brothers playing out in real life.  Irish leprechaun weaving 4ths and 5ths into gold.  WERE NOT LAST.  Anus Tart.  Elijah Moore Babysitters Club.  Scorp shots at all opportunities.  Previously. Significantly. Immensely.  3 year Jaron sickness.  #leverage  Look at our certificates!  Jaron dunce cap.  Most of the NFL has been Muff at some point.  Cool Dude Bonus.  Fraudulent Carr.  Questionable Mr. Muff hangs.  Upgrade the dice roll.  Timmy Patty payback.  1 for 1 throwbacks.  Monogamous trader.  Foes become friends before our eyes?  Murder, Death, Kill.  Chad Henne bad vibes still burn.  Small potatoes.  Chuckwagon bulk buying.  Kennedy Brooks subbasement.  No Ragrets in Maple Grove.  Turn it to 2.0 speed for Muff trade recap.  Inverted negativity sandwich.  Boars Head in Maple Grove?  Sex positive podcast.  No kink shaming.  Joe Flacco brain break.  Playing the long game.  Drafting for 15 years in the future.  Brian Brohm fan fiction.  Throw in a Harry Douglas.  All Dannys look alike.  SMASH that subscribe button.  281 330 8004.

 

Mad Thompson got that promotion over you three years ago?  Sour grapes.  Upset your nephew made a joke about your spare tire a month ago?  Evidently, sour grapes.  Irked you got a parking ticket this week?  Apparently, sour grapes.  Annoyed someone just called you by the wrong name?  YOU GUESSED IT, sour grapes.

Cordial life partners.  Easter egg for the dais.  Picture that fuzzy head.  Tyler Hilton murdering Croatian targets was a bizarre turn for OTH – and thats saying something.  Dog eating heart is THE peak of television as a medium.  Too much baggage to take on for a one night stand.  Keep it simple.  Scotty McCreery shoutouts.  Sexy anthems.  ‘Rock’ music.  Articulation in hip-hop was underrated.  A list full of feels.  The power of Eve 6 compels you.  Ciara, LETS RIDE!  Na Na…BYE.  Grin-DING.  ‘We All Agree!  No notes’.  Coming together in Von Dutch.  Uncle Kracker bon mot.  Don’t go moppin the golf course floors without protection.  Loon isn’t great, but were fans.  Ginuwine and Marion Winans warp CCs mind.  Welcome to Fergietown from Mayor Josh Duhamel.  Rob Thomas wordplay.  ‘Fergie has better songs’ isn’t incorrect, but it is fun to hear a 40 year old man say.  Sister Jean is the NCAA version of Fergie.  Bassist slander.  At least Paris Hilton had a personality.  3 Doors Down walkout fakeout.  Tight leather chokers.  Ryan Atwood cosplay.  Things that roommates do.  GM Steinhaus secret bracket sauce.  Avril Lavignes superest fan.  This Snoop Dogg voter mustve been born in 1997.  Wheres Ashton?!  Everybody get chippy.  Remember when we liked each other?  Treat Chilli better.  Matthew Lawrence tangents.  Sexy people plane connections.  Ruminating on where Chilli and Joey from Blossoms little brother sit on an airplane.  Whose peanut butter is smoother?  Too many pregnancies in Hemplace.  Half as important as Avril Lavigne.  Murphy Lee fanboying.  Choosing not to acknowledge Sk8er Boi.  Canada Band A and Canada Band B.  Canadian Taylor Swift.  Deryck, Chad, Brody & Tyga.  TI is the LeBron to Murphy Lees MJ in The Champ pantheon of rappers.  Carrying the My Humps torch.  Rudy Huxtable awkwardness.  Music Video Man.  James Blunt based chastising.  It still hurts.  Its good, and good for me for liking it.  Davids Daily Positive Affirmations.  We talkin nuts.  How did you skeet skeet skeet?  CCs inverted Get Low dance moves made her the most popular person in Maryville, MO.  If youre not sure, its probably Ashanti.  Relationship Hinder Clauses.  Don’t do as Jack Hinder does.  Betterhelp.com hidden advert.  Songs you can sing stupid to.  Buck Hinder providing the door to an open marriage.  Putting WAY too much on Plain White Ts.  Wearing your terribleness all over your awful Affliction shirt.  Ushers weird back alley musical.  Cruise line talent shows.  Vida Guerra shoutouts.  Raw, unfiltered emotion.  Don’t feel bad, what could there possibly be for a guy like me at the SI Swimsuit Launch Party anyway?  Thinkin Mans jokes.  Im a Pretty Little Dancer Boy.

 

Come for the One Tree Hill storyline recaps, stay for the music showdowns.

In or on the saddle.  Believing in yourself.  Ping Pong Balls of Fate.  Not understanding probabilities.  Sellers remorse.  Zac Taylor Reverse Power Stance.  Two day Sting styled tantric release.  March 1st wad blowing.  You deserve better than Muff level goal setting.  Being early on 8th year players is certainly a market to try and corner.  Ask yourself, ‘is this too Muffian?’.  Champ pinata. Rudy was a douche.

 

‘The only person I wanted is Goff’ – The Saddest Man On Earth

Wheres our Taye Diggs?  Finding my own feedyard.  New Yorks one true team fails Gotham.  Worst disaster to happen to the New York Metropolitan area since the late 1800s, full stop.  Not enough #6thboroughswag.  Bunker recording.  Anachronistic podcast apparatus.  Mr Chicago as Lex Luthor.  Ohio as the new coast.  F YOU, berg20, IM the G in this chat room!  Since when did Oliver Twist have internet access?  Getting banned from AOL.  Mega raging hog will do that.  Counting throbbin members to go to sleep – just your regular Thursday.  Nathaniel not Hack-ing it, ™ Dirtbag.  Strategy > Narrative.  Shouldve gone for the Rocky III route, Big Apple Bozo.  Lesson for all you kids out there – stay humble.  All podcast content, all the time.  Doin it for The ‘Gram?  Na, doin it for The Pod.  Theres a thing as too much respect.  Turning on our king!  Limp Pick Nick.  Does anyone want to win this ticklefight?  Put some ‘spect on Slingin Sammy Ds name.  Take that, Tee Higgins!  The high road is for chumps.  Its over when someone soils their pants.  I wanna be high on my own supply.  Limp D’in to 195.  BRING ON THE BAD KARMA.  Cheshire Grin.  Not completely solid guarantees.  Centaurs discipline issues.

 

RASL Father & Son Deathmatch….Or Frienship Bowl 2.0.  There SHOULD Be Blood, but it might just be hugs.