Muff passing.  Listening live or being on the pod – you say potato, I say potato.  Hairy men.  Rookie Fever carryover.  No notes, perfect 10.  APB for GM Cobian.  Johnny Squarepants.  Pants so straight the host cant even sit.  Live listening.  Clean, crisp segues and handoffs.  Juicy Raven pies.  Chilis Triple Muff Dippers!  So many sauces.  Our beautiful CFD.  Across the pod slights.  Muff Stuff.  Zac Taylor, Dominatrix.  Six Degrees of Mufferation.  Commish footnote threats.  Trade gestations.  When you don’t even feel the trades anymore.  Junk trauma just to feel alive.  Strip yourself of Josh & Joshuas.  The Al Man hiding just off stage.  Analyisisisissssssss.  Todd Collins?  Spergon Wynn?  Oyster Cracker Hands.  Grease him up and wiggle out.  Cringey Carr.  Knife strike usually follows Mr Muff telling you youre a nice guy.  68% into the Ep and no shot at The Al Man from the cohost.  Lawyer pants = straight pants.  Young Swedish male virility.  Drunk with Victory trade bonanza.  Sangria mouth influenced deals.  Get on the American Bus!  Can you pass the quiz?  Jacquizz & Jizz Rodgers, fantasy football fun guys.  Late in the round best friend support.  Whats juicy to one man is stale and putrid to another.  Wacco Flacco longevity. 

 

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