The Tropher Grace Project

You can’t hard pivot in the abyss.  Questioning the point of waking up any and every morning.  Meatball stained shirt.  Week long shower sabbatical.  Debating what defines exclusivity.  Dynamic stretching.  First ever REAL TIME breaking news.  Mutinous ‘Jacks?

 

Sarah Fitzpatrick, Michelle Fitzpatrick, Claire Fitzpatrick - triple figures.

Just a 12 year old, gleefully yelling 'Pump, Pump' while watching BET in the mid 90s.

 

I honestly have very little clarity on what is contained within this Ep.  The past week and a half has been one indiscriminate haze.  Im just glad it ended with Soul For Real.

Subway sandwich truth bombs.  Stat dense stomach pain.  Drunk on sangria.  WATCH THIS.  Usher Meme Workout.  Frenemies.  Clearing the trade queue.  Washington County Victory Brunch.  Warrior transaction edging.  Guaranteeing another year of Muff.  Tee spite.  Tappin out the tube.  There’s magic inside.  Wined and Dined.  Tequila fueled madness.  Davey Monty Frankenstein.  San Fran grist for the mill.  Halloween sexy troops.  Lee Greenwood fanfic.  Patriotic OnlyFans.  Davey Dr Manhattan.  Hogdoggin.  Champions lack of relatability.  Hopkins Heights.  Muff Cabbage mirror.  Makos? YOU WISH.  Making peace with being the Cabbage for at least another year.  Domestic RASL issues.  10:45PM coffees.  Painting the RASL landscape with trade juice.  Webster’s official definition of ‘folly’.  WR Hyperbole.  Too much Marcus is what equals sadness.  Carpie ding dings in his pantalones.  A single locker packed with men.  Professional self loathing.  Trey Sermon riddles.  *FRAUD ALERT*  Managing your way to an ‘L’.  Colonel Mustard mistakes.  Immediate takebacks.  You just CANT feel The Rush after trading 4 1st Round picks, dawg.  Na.  Ive made a huge mistake.  Hungry beast lurking.  Teddy Two Gloves hair stylist convos.  Daddy dont-a-like a-Tony-da-Gibby.  Go Big Apple Bachelors, you coward!  This Jimmy G nonsense has to end.  Some things some people say sometimes.  Bratty Sis subpage.  Eastern European dudes return.  Absolute #1 troops podcast in U-S-A.

 

Our Little Joe Joes all grows up.  And you know what big boy?  You’re grown up!  YOURE GROWN UP!  Yeaaaaaaaah, dig that!

Solo styling, complete with graham cracker breaks, drum banging background noise, and the occasional 'dont push your baby brother' pauses

No cassette tape co-host….yet.  Slighly less compact.  Large magnet leisure time.  TO WHAT END?!  The Unpleasantness.  Nixon style enemies list.  College nicknames call out.  2 Montys, no, 16 Gus Buses, yes.  Young Muff rough intro.  Not so thinly veiled threats.  Even GM Carp cant push back on this Lamaring.  Man Trade Train opens back up.  Prep for CFD to go back east in a week or two.  ACTIVE TANK ALERT.  Kick in the chuts – that’s chubby nuts.  Make the move for good looking men.  Google Image Search closed the deal.  Corey Davis hot potato.  Winning on brevity.  Strim it.  New NFL superstar Joe Flahko.  Kurt Cousins Naughty Boy.  Groundskeeper Willie has a pretty good piece.  Sharing the Detroiters Raz Chunks clip RIGHT before recording might have been a mistake.  Jimmy Robby backup.  Guess whos back to being labeled a fraud?  CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER!  Glass house built on sand.  Throw a bone in that pot.  Draft picks falling out of every orifice.  RAM everything, even the megabytes.  Grab your leash so we can go for a walk.  Tough groins.  The return of the Skittles hospital ball.  Per game played basis because this isn’t Amateur Hour.  Fast forward to 2023 as we are but puddy in the Hopkins playpen.  Awesome Ekeler and Mixing It Up with Mixon.  Ham Sandwich1 & Ham Sandwich2.  Cyborg murder.  Catskills comedy.  Detractorcitos.  Its NEVER too late for a Diet Mountain Dew.  Choke on these Kudos.  Still very much an anit-Wentz podcast.  3 Headed monster explicit.  Mayor of Irrational Confidence City.  Chief Scorpion Cheerleader.  Trash Can Dan Monday Night MAGIC.  This episode, much like the Centaurs in Week 3, lands somewhere between pooping the bed and a super mega rager.  Somebody’s O has to go, and somebody’s no mo O.  Noon Kurt when hes had his bran muffin to get regular.  Blanking while playing is NOT better than blanking.  Hunter Henry < Washing Machine.  Dreams of 210.  The most pro-troop podcast youre going to come across.  The ultimate sacrifice made so that bad trades could flow.  GOP approved history lessons.  Sexy fill in the blank.  Lee Greenwood redundancy.  Halcyon days of Halloween.  Independence being totally incidental to hot dogs.  Stripes side banana hammock.  Memorial Day and Flag Day aren’t enough, so I made my own.  No raincoats.  We wouldn’t figuratively bury Wilford Brimley even if he hadn’t literally been buried. 

 

Tropher Grace Project has machismo coming out of every orifice and troop support oozing out its pores.

Lubed up chuggin.  Room temp Summit EPA.  Everyone is an aficionado on something.  Nearness to Roddick.  Personality not factored, at all.  MVS cosplaying.  Stereotypical athleticism < Humble athleticism.  Neck deep in gym class floor hockey dominance.  Week 1 Washington County.  Oversize t-shirts and Nascar hats.  Walmart stereotypes.  Soph Year Stoccos are an experience you wont soon forget.  Jim Sorgi Fantasy Life.  33% hit rate puts you in exclusive company.  Its called Overreaction Jackson for a reason, Al Man.  MERman!  Uh Oh ARodg.  One Hit Wonder who burnnnnnnnnns.  Secret speed.  McAlister Samuel.  The Kevin Konnection.  Trill-Muff-lionaire.  High school wrestling connoisseur.  It never works for them…but it might work for us.  Im kinda a Mac at dog bites.  Don’t stand next to any big magnets.

 

Yeah, put ‘miss him’.

RECORDED 8/26  Self-inflicted show hurdles.  6 probably seems sexier now.  Big Apple bachelors.  Wall St Wilson shirt availability.  Scrapping a plan before it ever materializes is a Maple Grove calling card.  GM Hatteberg is Mystery.  Close the Book.  What is 3 peating at the bottom called – garbage cycling?  Irishman style de-aging in Stillwater.  Mailboxes, ETC has a standing order for ‘Trade Day’ calendar.  Oats Sodas.  Barley Pops.  The ‘western’ Twin Cities in RASL speak starts in Woodbury.  NYCesspool.  Trash Can Dan packs up and leaves the pouch.  Countdown to Kenny G2 and 2026 draft pick trades.  Grandpa Sausage Fingers.  Weeble Wobble, Weeble Wobble!  FIEND.  Rookie Fever isn’t seasonal.  The ultimate killing of your RASL darlings.  The Champ lives his mantra.  Wee Champy Creeper.  We’ll never forget you, Brent.  No one is here to get catty or bitchy, certainly not the host.  Deub roster def textin ‘u up?’ in 2022.  The RASL tubesock, Stillwater.  Nukes, not Stingers.  Mr. Kurt.  Scorp Coaster.  Life unmoored.

 

I dunno, its hard when you never have a shot at Tee Higgins.

Ahhhh, my dick!  Sneaky intros.  Bisquik Biscuits.  MANAGER.  Has anyone ever wanted to be an Everlast punching bag?  The wrong kind of pornography.  Im serious, turn me up in my headphones.  Triple Muff?  40-year-old man pile.  Not AS Fat But Still PRETTY Fat Joe.  No one loses when Gigolos are clicking.  FAAB Nemesis.  Trash Can Dan to the moon?  Bucket hats are a gamey type of meal.  Nuts deep in Ricky lyrics.

 

Keep it light and playful before your pelvic thrusts get AGGRESSIVE

Choosing Fredo.  Pejorative overload.  CINEMA.  The taste of sour cabbage most certainly is not sweet.  Ridiculous proclamations.  Earning KR duties.  Blame the Indian burial ground.  Taunting the RASL Gods comes to roost.  Brian blame Ryan.  Bullet wound Band-Aid.  Questioning BRob toughness and commitment.  Rub some ‘Tussin on it.  Happy pills, goofballs and whackadoodles.  An episode littered with missed bits.  ‘Have some drugs’, join the greasers.  ‘Starting’ quarterbacks.  Grab your brush, paint a team.  Embiggen your cromulence.  Wonderful, lovely people.  Don’t tell me what to do with my noodle.  Return of the vaguely Eastern European playboy.  Six dollars thirty.  Salt soup.  12 year old mystery.  Pay that piper his house of cards.  3 card monte.  March 1st is a Maple Grove federal holiday.  Pushing back on pushbacks.  Salt ‘N Pepa confrontation diffusion.  Alpha Dude Bro Performance Leggings.  Wolves at the door.  EXTORT! MORE! EXTORT!  Nerd Alert.  Fahgedabawdit, CHEDDA.  Get that roster slim and sexy, ready for RASL beach season.  Meaty middled RASL sandwich.  Prescient pair.  Hot ‘n Fresh, not Johnny Generic Football Podcast.  Put it in the Ol’ Thinkbag.  Character bonuses.  NightMERs.  Davante Adams egg on the face.  The Sad, Sordid Tale of Tony Tyler, Part 4.  Cot terms.  (Pause) YOGURT!

 

Circle up the hay bales at the feed yard, its time for commerce.

Sedale Threatt.  Textbook pandering.  New ways to kneecap GM Muff.  Dead horse drops.  Kenny Golladay STANK.  Proof that guest hosts should probably never sit an Episode out.  Penny bounces back and forth.  Maple Grove to Washington County two-way traffic train.  I dare you to compliment the 2021 MG season, Switchfoot.  Its surprisingly better than you expected it to be in Cabbage Land.  Churn & Burn.  Nuclear Winter = Muff Cabbage title.  'Tier' is apparently an alien term.  Theres NEVER too much hawk screeching.  WHOA, big ol’ pizza.  Fresh off the vine.  Gratuitous preemptive trade scuttling and abusing of power.  Kind eyes and good energy can get you a Hollywood Brown.  Tony Gibby has a lifetime pass on the Miles Sanders Experience.  GM Danboy getting left at the RB altar every year is a bummer.  Geno Smith QB2 is nuts on table.  The H is officially O now, boys.

 

So much sex organ on the table talk.  Probably too much.  Maybe