Lubed up chuggin.  Room temp Summit EPA.  Everyone is an aficionado on something.  Nearness to Roddick.  Personality not factored, at all.  MVS cosplaying.  Stereotypical athleticism < Humble athleticism.  Neck deep in gym class floor hockey dominance.  Week 1 Washington County.  Oversize t-shirts and Nascar hats.  Walmart stereotypes.  Soph Year Stoccos are an experience you wont soon forget.  Jim Sorgi Fantasy Life.  33% hit rate puts you in exclusive company.  Its called Overreaction Jackson for a reason, Al Man.  MERman!  Uh Oh ARodg.  One Hit Wonder who burnnnnnnnnns.  Secret speed.  McAlister Samuel.  The Kevin Konnection.  Trill-Muff-lionaire.  High school wrestling connoisseur.  It never works for them…but it might work for us.  Im kinda a Mac at dog bites.  Don’t stand next to any big magnets.

 

Yeah, put ‘miss him’.