First rate pod introductions.  Alcohol certainly isn’t the culprit.  ADR resume-ing.  YPC King.  Elegant toepick.  Dean Wurmer Field.  PENNIES on the dollar.  1973 sorghum sales.  Old Man Mills financial ruin.  Ian Book mouth kiss.  Everybody Hates Kirk.  CoopnKuppnEvans.  The IDEA of Tony Pollard.  Preshistoric Turtlesaurus.  Alternative HoBOken pronunciations.  Lets say, GOOD.

 

Rub a dub dub, get sudsed in the RASL tub.

 

GM Cobian evidently stopped watching NFL football in 2014 – long live the ST LOUIS RAMS and huzzah to the Washington Racial Slurs!

Sting on Sting.  Goff Golden Goose.  Bumbaklad.  Ask ‘what if?’.  62% Lean Beef.  D-E-T-E-R-I-O-R-A-T-I-O-N.  Mecole allure pulls another one in.  Ive never known Tahiti to provide a Treat, personally.  Non-Circulation Station.  Maybe Heather Brooke really does like Dr Pepper?  But theres still only one Throat GOAT.  No worries, guys, POM still whails - theyre doing grrrrrreat.

 

Someday, maybe you too can let those Tropher juices run all over your bare chest while rolling in the RASL hay

Have you guys heard of Emmanuelle Chiriqui?  Playoff appearance commendations.  Expending of wads.  Ian Book still has RASL work.  6 time playoff pounding.  RASL Warlock has backup wads, don’t worry.  Commissioner Fluffer.  Cabbage Hands slander.  BBQ chip bartering.  King of the Circle Talkers.  Roster clogger.  Stubbornness appreciation.  Secret genius?  Have some of my grade.  RASL carnival games.  Inverse drinking logic.  Running back gape.  Give me a reason to shoot.  RASL After Dark.  Maybe too much member talk, dudes.  14 year old economics.  Moist, Gape, Shoot.  Swangin DC in ’23.  Welcome to Truck Shop with Jonny Pickup and Big Rig Ryan.  Meh churning.  Boom, Boom, Boom, BUST.  Black knight self denial.  Fillin the cup.  Brevity thy name is Jon.  Justice Hill ABP.  I made in my sack.  Its skinny fit.  ‘Let me taste the feet first’.  This is NOT a kink shame podcast.  Don’t ever be a Handkerchief Guy.  Hot Crotch aka Furnace Junk.

 

Hey guys, lets talk PASS PRO!  You asked for it (no), you got it (too bad)!

Nutmeats.  Past 8PM Chuck-E-Cheez Sketch Crew.  FAMOUS Texas Peppers.  Meatballs in Texas are simply called ‘steers’.  Taco Bell Fueled Pipe Cleaning.  Don’t be fatuous, Ryan.  Hospitality Bait ‘n Switch.  New York Snappin is all happening in Maple Grove.  The Most Basic Level Comps.  Tiptoeing around plagiarism.  Mid 20s Life Choices.  Middle Age Malaise.  Downward Dog Split Freeze.  Draft Capital Drinking Game.  Hot Fudge Cucking.  NSFW Blizzard Talk.

 

GM Cobian is still finding Nerds in the crevices of his mouth from the 1996 Nerdageddon.

 

Anyone wanna hang out?  Ive got a really cool dungeon.  Oops, I said dungeon – I meant basement.  Its just a basement.  Im normal.

Hopefully this will ease the pain of that red eye.  Probably not.  But at least its a diversion.

No worries, we think the league is literate.  Much less dog blood.  Whack offs.  Wet Wipes Stack.  Tommy doesn’t have us Trembling.  Immediate trash heap tossing.  Hoboken trolling.  Season passes handed out to The Miles Sanders Experience.  Mel likes holes.  Filth wallowing.  Discount Bane impersonations.  Bathe in Lake Elmo tears.  Scott Tenorman corollary.  Timmy Patty appropriate valuation.  Not true fans of cinema and capital ‘F’ films.  Night At The Museum pivot point.  Flatbed RB needs.  YPC King.  Smooch it up.  Pig head on a stake on the shore of Lake Travis.  Nudist decks.  DUAL cliffs!  DOUBLE cook?!  Ewok Left Turn

 

Stepped in it?  Simply say ‘withdrawn’.  Problem solved, issue forgotten

No, you cant walk back gaping to crack.  Its too late

Plenty of salted, cured meats.  Kink shaming.  Giblets still drippin.  Defcon modesty.  The Davis Mills bandwagon has a copilot.  I see a lot more fruitful future in his future.

 

You are aware of Hatteberg Value, now get ready for Hatteberg Time.  Its the same rate of exchange, just in the opposite direction.

Superhard Beta Simp. The Champ Chad. Draft giblets drippin off your chin. Miles Sanders Experience All Seasons Pass. Ted Stepian Cosplay. The Baylor Standard. Tyler Badie knows his way around a port-a-potty. Muff Cabbage GM leading that swinger lifestyle with himself. Calves recognize calves, or at least youd think so. Somebody bout to get draft pregnant! Where them BBQ Lays at. Mel Karper prefers being Pishless. Trey Sermon is never the answer. Double Secret Confidential folder. Navy Pier tears. DirecTV would not be a very formidable RASL GM. Commiserating on basic name bungling. Mr Chicago shuns his adopted home, again and again and again. Big, tall and broad shouldered for Champ snuggling. Get ready for the GigaLOAD. King Goffrey, more maligned than Joffrey. Malik Willis, bringer of lightning strikes. Hopkins circus small is sub 6’2. GM Muff is from the fruit of Stepien loins. Velus or Tyquan, you just cant lose. Hyena mauling therapy.

 

‘Fuck them picks? Na, fuck them backs!’ – GM Muff

Oyster cracker hands.  Subway only takes the top in their field, and Jimmy Garoppolo.  Droppin trow mid conversation.  AM radio fiends.  Finally, a company of integrity to meet the high standards of ad read at TGP.  Marco Polo football in the desert.

 

...SANDWICHES