Sting on Sting.  Goff Golden Goose.  Bumbaklad.  Ask ‘what if?’.  62% Lean Beef.  D-E-T-E-R-I-O-R-A-T-I-O-N.  Mecole allure pulls another one in.  Ive never known Tahiti to provide a Treat, personally.  Non-Circulation Station.  Maybe Heather Brooke really does like Dr Pepper?  But theres still only one Throat GOAT.  No worries, guys, POM still whails - theyre doing grrrrrreat.

Someday, maybe you too can let those Tropher juices run all over your bare chest while rolling in the RASL hay