BONUS  People are talkin.  Talkin bout people.  Cue up why I don’t explain much.  RASL Playoff plot holes.  GM Steinhaus knighted to answer the question.  SPOILER ALERT – JaMarcus Russell is NOT the best rookie QB in RASL history.  Charmed into a trade.  Immediate regrets.  Tee is a pilotfish.  How could you get rid of Slingin Sammy D, amirte?!  RASL Buzzfeed Quizzes.  Some of these superpower equivalents are really mean if you know comic books

 

Imagine trading for Calvin Johnson the offseason that he retired?  Youd never bounce back from that, right? NEVER

Triple Digits Dub Club.  Whats a decade between division titles?  Young men handoffs.  Grownup relationship constructs.  Its important to vigorously chop.  Low cut when you cook.  Cooking With Cleavage.  Get sloppy.  Expert level segue ways.  Cooper Kupp is TWENTY EIGHT.  Stop talking around the issue.  No one has ever been this disappointed to have it NOT be Tito.  Drop Debate.  Having a great walkie talkie voice is underrated.  Don’t overcharge a guy for his bus fare or you might be on a runaway ride.  Countdown to any impression turning into a Jewish Grandmother.  HOPheads.  Hot Shakespeare takes.  Stay English, Bard.  Getting frothed up on Seas.  Don’t make me tell you where the Yellow Sea is, I don’t want to be cancelled.  Its not my fault, Im not responsible for maps.  Nobody wants to talk about Kirk, not even Vikings fans.  Extra Ozzy, allllllllllllllllright!

 

Riding the Scorps hard can hurt your bottom, what with the stinger and all

Old Man yells at clouds, and its not Mr Chicago.  Agreed, we need more songs about kidnapping people.  Rappers in skinny jeans?  Im appalled.  Bloomingdales, best up your security.  Greg, the Brittle Kittle.  Millions of dallops of Gogurt.  Tall stack of Timmy Pattys.  Sad Brock Osweiler is the ONLY kind of Brock Osweiler.  Looking like a Muff Cabbage roster is the meanest RASL thing you can say right now.  Taysom Hill Stockholm Syndrome.  Trash Can Dan gets a new garbage corral.  Fall Out Boy Clairvoyance.  You got STUNG.  Are the Gigolos actively tanking?  People are talkin.  Arent young guys supposed to be less inclined to get hurt?  Keep your Thanksgiving spreads Bag O' S free.  Quiz game loopholes.  Give thanks for RASL…and JTT

 

There is no loyalty anymore.  It died in Maple Grove.

BONUS  Bobby Trees goes leafless.  Visceral vomit moments.  Gunnar’s son sucks.  Cam starter shocker.  Cabbage lineup giggles.  Capn Joe plug and play.  I have an ice cream problem, I know that.  You don’t respect the Frisco burger nearly enough.  Popeyes Chicken Sandwich is all inclusive.  Charlies Choke Chicken, a Shoreview staple.

 

Maple Grove is the RASL rose that grew from concrete in Week 11.

Hes got his Gorilla tape.  Tape it right to the leg.  The music you hear as you gracefully lose consciousness.  How do you siphon off an already tiny listenership?  A deep dive into a soapy, country music-based drama ought to do it.  GM Cobian is totally the Rayna James of RASL.  GM Steinhaus has grit, that’s how he can handle marathon podcast recordings.  SPOILER ALERTS for Nashville, guys.  Unexpected PBMW ride.  PSYCH, I want YOU Al Man, I aint scared.  Buy your Scorp Sauce in bulk.  One Mule Weeks.  D’Ernest D’Light D’Uble.  Another stroke of Hopkins RB luck.  Burl Ives & No Nuts Mathis would be a helluva holiday SuperFlex combo.  Michael Bolton sweetness.  The bass in my voice is worth millions.  Dune, the movie you watch over a season.  Mr Hopkins Home Improvement.  Torque Wrench.  Power Hammer.  Conversations with real men, so button up your shirts as were about to talk tools.  Guys in flannel, drinking brew dogs, talkin tools.  REAL MEN have 4 fingers.

 

Alabama’s Country Griddle, Saturday mornings at 8AM EST on CMT.

BONUS  Frankenstein's Monster returns to his (second) home.  'Great' gets expanded upon.  Your uncle throwing to DK Metcalf might still be a bet to make.  2021 rookie class was Powerball, 2022 is the flea market.  Not all stacks of lottery tickets are the same.  Get who you want, boys - THATS the takeaway.

Stop looking at my feet, as they have the proper level of foot hair, because you should be trying to smoke out the foot shavers in RASL.  Falcor in Westeros would be something.  Tough questions about correlation and causation.  Big Ol Mozza Balls.  What is the statute of limitations on Taliban taunting?  20,000 foot views.  Do we even know what safety blankets are?  Dalton Schultz is Dak’s nookie bink-bink.  Grab your paddle for these whitewater superflex rapids.  Get these Gigolos back to AT LEAST $5 a trick.  WHERE is the Sugar Daddy?  Support your pros, GM Finstad.  The Heapin Bag O’S*#& nickname makes its return, and does so in DROVES.  A DEfraud alert to remove the previous fraud alert, as the Jacks got that new hotness.  Maybe GM Fischer can just remember those shirtless Zeke pics and revel in happier times.  Timmy P is a real G.  Billy Fully dunking.  Whip, it’s the whip, isn’t it?  Get your eggs over hard, REAL hard.  Virtue signaling books here on the East Coast, which you can see from the street given the glass houses.  Sticking feathers in that fedora.  Nick Sirianni MIGHT be listening to us on the regular, guys.  Kenny G II is a rusty trombone.  No one is here to kink shame.  Taking BRIEF to its most essential definition.

 

RASL is a fluid league…for multiple reasons

BONUS  Wojo is the Super Hurley of hatred.  Its weird anyone has an opinion on Roger Craig, let alone a super negative one.  Lenzen is Messier on douche steroids.

The streak hits 13.  Too early Xmas prepping and taking five Take 5s from your sons.  AP believes he is a Cyborg analog, don’t worry.  Struggling to hit 200 is not a spot you want to be living in.  So much Gogurt the last couple weeks.  Satellite back victory laps.  White flag waving in Geneva.  Black magic is brewing in that Hopkins cauldron.  Jordan Howard sightings.  Volatility Riding with Dr. Danielson.  Week Winner Preaching from a pair of dudes struttin in crocodile leather and wingtips.  Is Hopkins feasting on RASL Chronic Wasting Disease?  90% MER should not mean 160 points.  We are now entering the APBMW era of RASL history – After Pro Bowl Mike White.  Barf bags not provided, but highly recommended, for SLP & Stillwater recap.

 

Kalief?  More like Goodgrief, amirite?  Thank you, I will be here all week – make sure you tip your servers!

 

WARNING: episode includes one, big, giant asterisk we may never hear the end of

BONUS  Amoebas Breakouts.  The Case Keenum Experience.  Sean Hayes is a cad.  Na, Mac Jones, Na.  Drunk frogs.  Business people getting laid out never gets old.  Ali Landry was the lord of college dudes in the early 2000s.  WHOA.