The Tropher Grace Project

Wash that X off your hands and join the podcast because THE HAWK HAS LANDED.  Fox Racing Jackets & AC/DC – the telltale signs Im in the wrong spot.  Slingin Sammy D and his punchable face.  Save your virginity until after your NFL career; that’s how you get break past the safety speed.  Be a homerun hitter on the field, singles hitter off.  Running the Cabbage out the produce aisle.  Im just here to do the Cyborg Shuffle.  Still owning the Rossle.

 

'At 19 years old, it was everything youd want it to be. It was smoke. It was lights.'

BONUS Episode where we wax on apprenticeship pay, Whale Wars is explained, the awfulness of Battle of the Bods is brought to the table, and a couple dudes in their late 30s admit the futileness of truly explaining the depth of RASL to women in their 20s.

 

Sit in the corner and eat your mush.

Lets vote on whether we should revote to cancel out our initial vote.  Hello, Im Jarvis Landry.  Uhhhh, aren’t you a broomstick?  Take me to your out of date technology room, boy.  Join a convo between a couple of POM heads.   Hey, Honey, did you see where I put my points? Were goin on a ChubbHunt.  Poon Destroyed by Mr. Muff is the headline.  The moon or another Tropher Grace – which one does GM Traynor get to first?

 

The lesson, kids, is be as annoying as hell so businesses pay you not to bother them – they call that ‘loyalty’.

All sorts of interesting city and state pronunciations.  The Miles Sanders Riddle.  Javian Hawkins Induced Core Muscle Injury.  Coach Brew Brouhaha.  GM Cobian clapbacks.  And Terrace Marshall might just have GMZ knees.  Weve got an injury schedule cheatsheet for you – ahead of schedule is close to on schedule, on schedule equates to ‘uh oh’, and behind schedule means he may be dead.

 

Seth Williams sucks.  Its confirmed - 2021 Hoboken draft class is a failure.

Join us as we watch out for song interludes and search For The OTHER Bobby Fischer while discussing Trash Pandas and Slutgators.  GM Fischer thinks a receiver isn’t that impressive, so its probably a good time to buy.  

 

Now taking the field, your New Wahk Wankees!

GM Hatteberg, or Grimey, as he likes to be called, is laughing like a maniac in the rain.  Maybe thats why he wants to take Teddy Two Gloves for a WALK, bay-bay?  In any event, theres plenty of time for topical John Kerry burns, especially when youre investing in shock glasses. 

 

People are talking.  Besides, who are we to say?

Just your standard RASL Legend who likes what he likes – that’s fast and furious – and has fulfillment issues.  You think hes pragmatic, but hes actually…wait for it…a loose cannon.  No, he didn’t kiss him, but he would’ve.

 

Do yourself a favor, and don’t go on the Zipper.  Theres a significant lack of insurance.  Just buy a cotton candy and be on your way.

He has a tremendous Podcast Share…some might say, Corey Davis-ian.  Math is Smug.  Pick up that horse cart and start luggin that bag o’ sand…time to get in RASL shape!  Adding strength to your Hulk strength is a kind of strategy.  Hey!  Look out the window kids…it’s the RASL present!

 

Were not interested in the Marks and Scotts of the world.

Collusion kept us back.  RASL turns 15 – that means Gaetz is prowling.  Keep an eye out.  Boxer is the official beer of Rhinelander.  And half eaten bags of Doritos > Nelson Agholor + a 5th.  Doesnt matter the flavor, even Pickle.

 

Its Me, The Al Man, AKA Mr Arm Talent

The last mention of Tim Tebow on TGP – CELEBRATE!  Travis Kelce is the long lost member of Color Me Badd.  Chuba > Tropher?  Reach for that Trey Sermon 2%.  Hike up those cutoff jean shorts, smooth out that mustache, and get ready to beat out that 'lady' dude for QB1.

 

Whats that B for?  It’s a typo.