Rockefellers drink A&W, Dads Root Beer is what you give your Unfriends, and 2nd Cousin Twice Removed Root Beer is LaMical Perine.

 

Serious question, guys...whats A Doja Cat?  And, remember WHEATUS?!

Time to cash in those government bonds from Grandma, and use all your fortune cookie wisdom, in order to spoon with Corey Davis (where hes ACTUALLY an All Pro).  Plus we find out that Bryan McShay has a book of quotes, and Hank Aaron led the majors in goal headers.  Finally, we ask the all important question, why are you building glass houses?!  Also, does Costco sell lube in bulk?  Asking for a dynasty league.

 

Someone clean off the Trey Sermon bat.  Its covered in brain.

Sacks on the table.  Fetal position punching.  Trade less to trade MORE.  Someone get GM Jenkins a computer, stat!

Not holding ourselves accountable for our decisions is an important step in growing up.

Come listen to someone not historically known for his patience welcome back a long lost compatriot to the microphone as they review the news of the last couple weeks and highlight the big initiatives passed at the 2021 River Area Select League Owners Summit in Pigeon Forge, TN.  Remember, if its not a cat, and its not a bird, its a good start.

 

It hurts. It hurts. Oh God, does it hurt.

One guy keeps trying to force an Etienne down your throat, another might secretly be Michal Carter with how hard he gets pushed, and the third just pines for the glory days of Blake Bortles.

 

Tua Pua.  Yeah, ya burnt!

Who wanted to go more than a few days without Davis Mills chatter?  The edging can cease!  Sad trombone for Mr Chicago, Johnny P becomes Mr Vanilla and Dave Guy goes rabid with Rookie Fever.  Plus, dont get caught with one foot in the pressure cooker and one in the frying pan - CLASSIC turn a phrase.

Ryan has pieces of all of you inside him now.  Think about that.

An episode chock full of role playing, hard bodies, double dips, Panther pieces, Stidham Insurance, rising hot cream & bottom half guys on this RASL Road Map To Peace which we will colloquially call the 2020 RASL Rookie Mock Draft Spectacular.

Microsoft Zune is the official mP3 player of The Tropher Grace Project.

Listen to two grown men argue about Ja Rule collabs with female R&B artists, and, I guess, REdraft the 2009 RASL Rookie Draft.  Also featuring the worlds biggest Jakobi Meyers fan, possible Rookie Fever interventions and the downside to keeping a side hustle.

QUICK!  Hes got a knife and hes goin hard like Jordan.

Your champion speaks!  And were not one to cut off his mic.  So clear your schedule for the day and get ready for the 2020 Tropher Grace winner to take you on a journey from his humble RASL beginnings to the end of his 14 year dry spell, touching on all the crushing defeats and hollow accolades collected along the way.

This league has no time for your whimsy.

Say hello to old friends like Pat White, Bishop Sankey, Williams to the MAXX (so Max-y he needs 2 Xs) and RASL lynchpin Brian Brohm.  All of those names, AND MORE, during the Best & Worst RASL Rookie Draft Picks of all time.  Maybe everyone should follow the Xtina blueprint to team building.

All aboard the Johnny Hugs hype train, GB fans.  Its parked right next to the Blako Bus.