Hes got his Gorilla tape.  Tape it right to the leg.  The music you hear as you gracefully lose consciousness.  How do you siphon off an already tiny listenership?  A deep dive into a soapy, country music-based drama ought to do it.  GM Cobian is totally the Rayna James of RASL.  GM Steinhaus has grit, that’s how he can handle marathon podcast recordings.  SPOILER ALERTS for Nashville, guys.  Unexpected PBMW ride.  PSYCH, I want YOU Al Man, I aint scared.  Buy your Scorp Sauce in bulk.  One Mule Weeks.  D’Ernest D’Light D’Uble.  Another stroke of Hopkins RB luck.  Burl Ives & No Nuts Mathis would be a helluva holiday SuperFlex combo.  Michael Bolton sweetness.  The bass in my voice is worth millions.  Dune, the movie you watch over a season.  Mr Hopkins Home Improvement.  Torque Wrench.  Power Hammer.  Conversations with real men, so button up your shirts as were about to talk tools.  Guys in flannel, drinking brew dogs, talkin tools.  REAL MEN have 4 fingers.

 

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