The streak hits 13.  Too early Xmas prepping and taking five Take 5s from your sons.  AP believes he is a Cyborg analog, don’t worry.  Struggling to hit 200 is not a spot you want to be living in.  So much Gogurt the last couple weeks.  Satellite back victory laps.  White flag waving in Geneva.  Black magic is brewing in that Hopkins cauldron.  Jordan Howard sightings.  Volatility Riding with Dr. Danielson.  Week Winner Preaching from a pair of dudes struttin in crocodile leather and wingtips.  Is Hopkins feasting on RASL Chronic Wasting Disease?  90% MER should not mean 160 points.  We are now entering the APBMW era of RASL history – After Pro Bowl Mike White.  Barf bags not provided, but highly recommended, for SLP & Stillwater recap.

 

Kalief?  More like Goodgrief, amirite?  Thank you, I will be here all week – make sure you tip your servers!

 

WARNING: episode includes one, big, giant asterisk we may never hear the end of