Cordial life partners.  Easter egg for the dais.  Picture that fuzzy head.  Tyler Hilton murdering Croatian targets was a bizarre turn for OTH – and thats saying something.  Dog eating heart is THE peak of television as a medium.  Too much baggage to take on for a one night stand.  Keep it simple.  Scotty McCreery shoutouts.  Sexy anthems.  ‘Rock’ music.  Articulation in hip-hop was underrated.  A list full of feels.  The power of Eve 6 compels you.  Ciara, LETS RIDE!  Na Na…BYE.  Grin-DING.  ‘We All Agree!  No notes’.  Coming together in Von Dutch.  Uncle Kracker bon mot.  Don’t go moppin the golf course floors without protection.  Loon isn’t great, but were fans.  Ginuwine and Marion Winans warp CCs mind.  Welcome to Fergietown from Mayor Josh Duhamel.  Rob Thomas wordplay.  ‘Fergie has better songs’ isn’t incorrect, but it is fun to hear a 40 year old man say.  Sister Jean is the NCAA version of Fergie.  Bassist slander.  At least Paris Hilton had a personality.  3 Doors Down walkout fakeout.  Tight leather chokers.  Ryan Atwood cosplay.  Things that roommates do.  GM Steinhaus secret bracket sauce.  Avril Lavignes superest fan.  This Snoop Dogg voter mustve been born in 1997.  Wheres Ashton?!  Everybody get chippy.  Remember when we liked each other?  Treat Chilli better.  Matthew Lawrence tangents.  Sexy people plane connections.  Ruminating on where Chilli and Joey from Blossoms little brother sit on an airplane.  Whose peanut butter is smoother?  Too many pregnancies in Hemplace.  Half as important as Avril Lavigne.  Murphy Lee fanboying.  Choosing not to acknowledge Sk8er Boi.  Canada Band A and Canada Band B.  Canadian Taylor Swift.  Deryck, Chad, Brody & Tyga.  TI is the LeBron to Murphy Lees MJ in The Champ pantheon of rappers.  Carrying the My Humps torch.  Rudy Huxtable awkwardness.  Music Video Man.  James Blunt based chastising.  It still hurts.  Its good, and good for me for liking it.  Davids Daily Positive Affirmations.  We talkin nuts.  How did you skeet skeet skeet?  CCs inverted Get Low dance moves made her the most popular person in Maryville, MO.  If youre not sure, its probably Ashanti.  Relationship Hinder Clauses.  Don’t do as Jack Hinder does.  Betterhelp.com hidden advert.  Songs you can sing stupid to.  Buck Hinder providing the door to an open marriage.  Putting WAY too much on Plain White Ts.  Wearing your terribleness all over your awful Affliction shirt.  Ushers weird back alley musical.  Cruise line talent shows.  Vida Guerra shoutouts.  Raw, unfiltered emotion.  Don’t feel bad, what could there possibly be for a guy like me at the SI Swimsuit Launch Party anyway?  Thinkin Mans jokes.  Im a Pretty Little Dancer Boy.

 

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