Pazuzu from the top rope RIGHT off the bat.  SPA-OOOOO-KY!  Upsetting the apple cart.  WR midseason materialization?  Make dynasty what you want it to be.  Chase your unicorn.  Clowns in Congress.  PHONY!  Returning to triple digits with the Fitzpatrick sisters.  Indirect paths taken.  Emasculation Station.  Parasols, oversize lollipops and pretty dresses being paraded about town.  Were a waffle podcast now.  Backyard body pits.  Force Multiplier.  Elite window closing.  Off mic Champ chime ins.  Ending a dominant streak makes Stormy a spicy little pepper.  JaMycal is no plan a’tall.  ETN chastity belt.  Strip down and get weird.  Grease up and keep the lights on.  Loose interpretations of the term ‘promising’.  Half assed medical breakdowns.  Commish & Warlock Injury Corner.  Hamstrings are just like body hair, it comes back thicker and stronger every time its cut.  Scalpels not scruples for Dr Dan.  Gage Creed style.  Urinating on the Hippocratic Oath.  Fred Guinn impressions for the kids.  Projecting hard.  6th Borough Swag.  RASL Jamie Lannister.  Y’all come on down to the Feedyard to view Viserys’ head on a spike.  Positive reformations into the mirror are a TGP staple.  Lacking pride, curled in the fetal position, asking not to be pummeled into a paste.  Fluid finishing.  Smash that Like button.  ‘Na, babe - this is RESEARCH’.  You’re gonna have to be cool with moaning.  Check your children’s candy for Wilford Brimley.

 

Remember, those fat cats in Washington won’t be saving you from your Rookie Fever.