The Tropher Grace Project

Gummed Up Ports


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Spensaring from your Gigolo sieve.  Iambic pentameter.  Alexandrian line.  Hexameter.  Purple Monkey Dishwasher.  Get Young Old.  You couldn’t handle octameter, certainly not without an adult diaper.  TAN-A-HILL, guy.  More like Noah FaRt, amirite?  I don’t understand and I don’t agree.  Match wits with a mad scientist if you dare.  Whims with the wind and of the seasons – Keats.  Don’t waste that body!  Insert your Kelce into the slot.  Tampa Haunted Mansion.  Rams Defensive Work Study for Greater Los Angeles high schools.  Deebo sniffles.  Don’t make me say ‘draft capital’.  Arm yourself with Scorpion picks.  Wentz or NADS, its all forgettable.  Rico WHOdle?!  Malik Willis found a way to be fringe relevant.  Chris Evans The Skipper.  Pie In The Sky season.  No Lamborghini bumper stickers for Mr. Chicago.  Christian Watson Sliding Doors.  No one is selecting the mentorship from Taylor Heinicke in their Biz Ed class.  The Shadow cold read.  Give me husky voice.  Hat Eatin’ with The Champ.  Tube greasing with Davey.  No one liked it when Joshua showed himself to us.  Justin lookin fierce with that new tiny waist.  Countdown to Bijan becoming an Asphalt Cowboy starts now.  Greenies, Lot Lizards and the open road.  JuJus pending knee explosion.  Got to have the juicy juice to be Top 10.  What noob left CD off? It was ME.  Not my boys, my young boys.  No Shot George.  Supple Lamar Legs.  Im Treys dad, and I don’t believe in him.  Geno Smith depression, main storyline of 2023.  The 2nd RASL dynasty is GM Fischer going back-to-back-to-back with Supplemental Picks.  Whirling and spinning with Evan Hole.  DeVonta Milk Butt. 
 
Im all about Spensarian stanzas.  Simple iambic pentameter is the standard league scoring of verse.   Grow up.
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