- If they sold wine at Dollarama, that's the wine they'd sell.

- How was your new years? Our fearless leader celebrated with that wonderful Canadian holiday tradition: prorogueing parliament.

- So you have to think, would I rather be oppressed or dead?

- I say, no more starting wars. Just stop. Cold turkey.

- If have another opinion - if you think we should start MORE wars because of, you know, something: [email protected]

- If we took all the money we spend annually on sidewalk salt and bought every man, woman, and child in Canada a pair of cleats for their boots...

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In which Kay wishes you a happy New Year, then tells you way more than you ever wanted to know about why she has a weird scar on her neck.

Also, how much Kay would have to pay for health care if she lived in the states vs. how much she pays in taxes in Canada.

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