Hey! Remember me?! Oh...no? Shit. Well, ya know what? That's fine, I get it. Nah, nah...it's ok really, no, I understand. There's nothing really here and you never really paid that much attention anyways so, it's cool. 

Back after a very long time away with a painfully long episode talking about my time in New Zealand, the Midterms, Dan Snyder, Brittney Griner, the Fencesitters, New Jersey, Germans, boners, children and WAY more. I've also got an amazing voicemail that I'm hoping to Gawd is real before finishing you off with Three Gripes: old flight attendants, companies who promise a small donation for every action during the season & women who put up with shitty men. 

All that, a bunch of sniffles, coughs and vocal faux pas on the #worldsworstpodcast! Check it out! #tellyourfriends #tellyourmoms

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Live from bucolic Christchurch, NZ, it's another waste of your time!! Keeping it brief with hotel housekeeping, cricketers & cologne and the Jets being this week's lone #dumbteams. Then I've got Three Gripes, but it's just one gripe: irrational anger. Check it out! #tellyourfriends --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/complaintsandobservations/message

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This does suck but I'm filling the air with noise. Just wild really. Yup. I'm also ready to fall asleep so that makes it even worse. Chao!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/complaintsandobservations/message

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Much to the chagrin of just about anyone with a functioning brain, here's another episode of this crap. I'm talking about a number of different things that I really know little about, but because I'm obsessed with microphones, I'm going on about Elon Musk and the impending death of Twitter, big oil making more money than they really should be, the Week 7 #dumbteams and a great but frustrating voicemail from P1 listener, Heather about her trying to navigate loan forgiveness. Then it's onto to Three Gripes: people who annoy barbers, Nick Cannon and custom exhausts. 

It's like the pizza you used to get in elementary school. Yeah, it's awful, but it's still pizza. Not sure how that analogy fits here, but there it is. Check it out! #tellyourfriends #tellyourmoms #worldsworstpodcast 

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Oh wow, another one? Yeah, I've only done this 140+ times, but talking into a microphone is a bit of an aphrodisiac so it is what it is! This week I'm talking about that troglodyte, Kanye again and a cockamamie theory about how the American auto industry has killed any possibility of viable public transit in this country. Then it's onto Week 7's #dumbteams: the Packers, the refs and your New England Patriots. I also have a great voicemail from friend of the show, Donny who managed to bring tie a couple of these things together. Then it's on to Three Gripes: people who can't sing singing in public, gambling and being normal.

All that and little else, but you've got nothing else going on so why not listen!? Check it out! #worldsworstpodcast #tellyourfriends

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Much to the chagrin of just about everyone, I was able to record this week's episode during my lunch break. I said I'd keep it short and I lied. This week, I'm talking about Tom Brady looking far too much like Skeletor, Mr. & Mrs. RKK, this week's #dumbteams: Arizona, Chiefs & 49ers, and a great voicemail from friend of the show, Donny who talks about his frustration over Blink 182 tickets which leads me into a fairly well researched rant about that AND how Ticketmaster still blows. 

Then it's on to Three Gripes: dogs in stores where they don't belong, Pete Davidson & face painted fans. 

It's all terrible, but it's all here! Check it out! #tellyourfriends #worldsworstpodcast

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It's a day late and hundreds upon hundreds of doll hairs short. Working again is tough on this horrible podcast, but I'm here this week talking about Tom & Gisele, Kanye, Alex Jones, Dan Snyder & religion all amalgamated into a take on how America continues to worship stupid people. Honestly, I think it's a fairly decent take and mostly coherent so that's a plus. 

Week 5's #dumbteams: Cardinals, Panthers, Raiders and NFL refs. Then I'm thrilled to have FOUR voicemails this week covering a variety of wonderfully petty nonsense! 617-657-4736. 

Finally, it's Three Gripes: Train Edition - people who talk on the phone while on the train, people who walk too slow between line changes & conductors who think they're comedians. 

It's all barely above tolerable, but still #tellyourfriends. Check it out!  

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Right off the bat I need to apologize for this being absurdly long. I was overcaffeinated and therefore rambled at a rate that makes this show even worse than it usually is. Some of the crap I'm talking about includes Philadelphia statues, #dumbteams, the AL MVP, cheating scandals in chess, poker and fishing, Elon Musk is Diet Lex Luthor, Florida is afraid of everything, the new JLo movie, an excellent voicemail about waiting in line to get into a bar and the Tightass Joints. 

Then it's on to Three Gripes: Charities, getting old and dreams. 

It's probably too much to consume, if I'm being honest, but I ask that you check it out just the same! YAY! #tellyourfriends #worldsworstpodcast

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Hi there. Say, why exactly are you here? If I'm being honest, I'm a tad concerned as this is really a terrible product so I question your decision making. Having said that, I have to admire and appreciate your presence. It means a lot that you're willing to waste some of your very previous time listening to my monotone rambling. Thanks.

Well, it's another pile of crap this week as I'm talking about International Podcast Day on Sept. 30, archaeology, cannibalism, chess and the goddamn New England Patriots before getting into this week's Three Gripes: Traffic, tardiness & Instagram. 

The level of mediocrity is literally off the charts here and it's just boring enough to keep on in the background while you're mopping the floor, but not so good to listen while you're driving. Check it out! #tellyourfriends #worldsworstpodcast

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I begin this week by reminding everyone that this is indeed the #worldsworstpodcast. That's a fact and you only need to listen to this week's open to understand why! I'm talking about a conversation that was supposed to be featured this week with friend of the show, Evan Glasser, but again, I'm a moron. I also get into Martha's Vineyard, immigration, Big Zee, #dumbteams in the NFL, American media spending more time on the Queen's funeral than the flooding of Puerto Rico and an outstanding voicemail on bridal showers and the nonsense that is weddings. I wrap up with this week's Three Gripes: servers with no personality, tomato sauce in the microwave and ants. 

It should've been a good show, but like the previous 133, it's just not! Check it out! 

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