Tay is back! We discuss leaving him out last week. Hay schools him on all things Oscars. Ruview the Drag Race finale. And jewel/junk it up.

Tay is too busy for us. So I invited Mama Trash to join. We discuss going viral, crazy animals, and trash talk Tay. Enjoy!

Hay & Tay start with tech difficulties. We discuss proper brunching, vaxxing, and shopping. We play some not rapid fire question game. And finally a new segment called Crown & Trash (name is WIP).

We discuss pet behaviors, streaming platforms, and how much you’ll hate this pod (one day we’ll stop telling you to hate us...but not today).

Hayley has a run in with a snake (and almost gives y’all her address) and goes off the rails about COVIDiots. Taylor relives the trauma inflicted in his childhood and witnessing an accident.

Hayley and Taylor discuss Valentine’s Day and winter storm Uri/Viola (recorded before they hit). If you were wondering, yes, Taylor ended up eating shit on his bridge.

Taylor and Hayley are just trying to figure out how to use the app, but you get a taste of their sibling banter!