This week we saw Upgrade. A poor man’s Tom Hardy stars in this rollicking, face-smashing romp through a near future full of biomechanical asses and sad teen tech giants. Our upgraded hero smashes through them all, and really gets to know what it means to be human.

We watched two of the best episodes of Netflix’s Dark Tourist. David Farrier’s new travel show is Dark Reservations, but with murder, death and racists on the menu.

We’ve all heard of Ted Bundy. But Ann Rule actually knew Ted Bundy. Welcome to our first Completely Seriously book club. Dive with us into Rule’s iconic Stranger Beside Me.

This week we, surprise, interrupt and scream at each other about Netflix’s latest original movie “Extinction.” You’ll laugh with us, cry with us and scream at whomever made us watch this movie with us. Come for Michael Peña, stay because Joseph won’t let us leave.

We four priests of the church of Paddington breakdown both our holy texts Paddington and Paddington 2. We laugh, make Marisa cry and really delve into what it means to be human.

This week, we get into shrinkage, quantum hygiene, truth serum, FBI agents moonlighting as youth pastors. We saw Ant-Man and the Wasp and we break down all the shrinky dinky fun.

On our most problematic episode to date, we tackle everyone’s favorite tiny Avenger and the sad state of America’s justice system.

Listen up, Peaches, we watched the confusingly titled Call Me By Your Name. On this episode we break down what works and what doesn’t work with this movie and whether or not Armie Hammer is the most handsome kaiju.

If Shakespeare wrote a volleyball movie without volleyball or elements of good romantic comedies, you’d get Set It Up. We’re talking rich New York d*cks, poor New York d*cks, and we break down the inescapable economic pressures that created them.

This week, we talk about demons. We talk about Toni Collette’s sublime acting. We talk about headless birds. We saw the “scariest movie of all time” Hereditary.