Things get… uncomfortable in this third confession. The Toast confesses to Ulrich just how and when his masturbation saga began. One late night watching a battered VHS of the Berenstain bears, a casual reach down the pajamas sends a 6-year-old the Toast spiraling into a downward auto-erotic pit that leads to doctors' visits, blackmail, The Basement, airplanes, under the kitchen table, and college entrance exams. And just how do possums fit into all this? Whatever the answer, it's going to be some horrible sh*t…

 

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