Horrible Sh*t: A Millennial Confessional

Don't call it a comeback! The Toast has had an eventful summer and is finding the rhythm to get these episodes back to the people. Stay tuned, there is plenty more horrible sh*t on the way…

In this lengthy tirade, The Toast recounts his rocky relationship with his own self-identity and explains to Ulrich his many misguided attempts to find it in the reflections of media reviewers. In this confessional, The Toast and Ulrich discuss: Personal Identities, personality traits as TV Tropes, being lonely teenagers, the digital divide, how twitch can make friends, bipolar, the dangers of internet cults-of-personality, Channel Awesome, the Angry Video Game Nerd, doing things for money versus as career, and much much more. Just what is The Nostalgia Critic reviewing this time? Whatever it is, it's going to be some horrible sh*t…

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Hop in the back and get ready to go for a ride on this weeks confession. The Toast tells Ulrich all about the times his wheels have let him down. From being pushed into snow, to stranded in West Virginia with a flaming car, your hosts go on a leisurely drive down memory lane, discussing terrible pizza restaurants, family reunions, Seinfeld, racism, and first dates. And just what does the Mothman want with The Toast's minivan? Pop open the hood, but get ready to find some horrible sh*t. 

Head on down to the Community Center in this week's confession. The Toast explains to Ulrich his varies attempts to appreciate and produce fine art, and just how terribly that went. In the discussion, the two talk about American vs. European art, anime, the Naruto Run, homeless pigeon punchers, mastering total control of your body, and much more. But behind all of this lies the frightening tale of a young, disturbed boy, who expresses more than the Toast ever wanted to see in art class. Just what waits for this boy in the parking late? Whatever it is, it's going to be some horrible sh*t. 

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In this weeks confession, the Toast weaves a tale of all the other tales he weaved using other peoples characters. He tells Ulrich how he got started on writing Beetleborg fanfiction, and how many school assignments he got away with through fanfiction. Featuring a dramatic reading of the only extant sample of the Toast's Sonic fanfiction. Just what happens in chapter 7? Whatever it is, it will be some horrible sh*t...

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Gotta listen fast! Mr. Needlemouse himself is the primes focus of this weeks' confession. The Toast explains to Ulrich his ground breaking theory of "The Sonic Gene", outlying how it was created, how it develops, and how it is exploited. Going through all stages of a Sonic Fan's development, The Toast and Ulrich discuss fandoms, slice of life comics, furries, Chris-chan, beloved video games, and much much more than can be written in this description. It's a sordid tale of a boy tainted too soon, and all the awful things a blue speedster made him do. And what was the song The Toast was dancing too? Whatever it is, it's going to be some horrible sh*t.

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It's a literal bone-cruncher in this weeks confession. The Toast tells Ulrich all about the many ways he has hurt himself over the years. From licking hot radiators, playing soccer, imitating Star Ship Troopers, and more, we see just what lengths The Toast will go through to get out of doing something he doesn't want to do. If you're eating ice cream, you'll want to slow down after you listen. And just what is under the tape of the Donatos bag? No matter what it is, it's going to be some horrible sh*it.

You're gonna want to take a shower after this one. In this weeks confession, the Toast tells Ulrich all about his lack of personal hygiene. It's a tale of head lice, wetting the bed, pretending to brush your teeth, and hair grease. All of this along with a look at undiagnosed mental illness, and the hierarchies of middle school. What ssent of body spray is that? Whatever it is, it's going to be some horrible sh*t...

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Grab a box of pocky and some ramune, this is going to be a long one. In this confession, the Toast and Ulrich take a look back at the horrifying anime-fueled fires in which their friendship was forged. It's a tale of teenaged angst, heart break, Arby's curly fries, nerf guns, broken friendships, anime, 2000's memes, jobs, and loyalty. All of which takes place in libraries, buses, and of course, anime conventions. Sit back and here how beautiful friendships can be born in the cringiest of places. But, just what did those guests do to their hotel room? Whatever it was, you can be sure it was some horrible sh*it

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Back refreshed after trips to the emergency clinic and Norway, the Toast regales Ulrich with days of holiday fun in this confession. But in the stocking is not just whimsical yuletide greetings, but conversations about racism, boundary stepping, the horrors of the elderly, Jive Ass Turkeys, and much more. What did the Toast's mom say to land him in the hot seat? It's time to open your presents, and see what you got. But no matter what it is, it's gonna be some horrible sh*t. 

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After an impromptu Christmas break, the Toast returns to tell his tale of manipulation to Ulrich. Stricken by his parents divorce, and puberty, the Toast attempts to turn his sadness into personal gain through a serious of guilty pleads for gifts, and using his mother as bait. Listen as through this, your hosts discuss iPods, the Wii, new dads, Jim Gaffigan, Clerks, art projects, dancing, and much more. Just what did the Toast write to his mom's boyfriends in those letters? Whatever it was, it's going to be some horrible sh*t.