After an impromptu Christmas break, the Toast returns to tell his tale of manipulation to Ulrich. Stricken by his parents divorce, and puberty, the Toast attempts to turn his sadness into personal gain through a serious of guilty pleads for gifts, and using his mother as bait. Listen as through this, your hosts discuss iPods, the Wii, new dads, Jim Gaffigan, Clerks, art projects, dancing, and much more. Just what did the Toast write to his mom's boyfriends in those letters? Whatever it was, it's going to be some horrible sh*t.