Things take a turn for the serious in this confession. The Toast confesses to Ulrich the struggles he faced in his pre-college education. From self-hatred in his Montessori elementary school, authoritarian principals in middle school, to hate-mongering algebra teachers in highschool, to the illnesses - both real and fake - that lead him to be prosecuted by the school system. What's on the lesson plan for today? Whatever it is, it's going to be some horrible sh*t...