Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag

We’ve been really excited to do this for a while so HEYYYY we have some spicy opinions to share with ya this week 🔥 of course these are all opinions and in no way that deep but we wanna hear what y’all have to say 🤪 today we’re discussing Nissan Sinatras/Sentras, lip reading, arguing with grown men on Tumblr, getting bullied on Twitter, and misandry. Let’s get it poppin friends ⭐️

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

***HEY um sorry about Em’s audio this week there was a train and helicopters and birds and planes outside and it was pretty absurd. It’ll be better next week lmao*** Soooo JB came out with a new album and Liz and I have some.....thoughts :) some things we discuss are how this is now a Hailey Bieber Appreciation podcast, middle school villains, creating generic house music to dethrone Liam Payne, and our forgetfulness :) let’s go yo!!!

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

We’re back after Emily’s dramatic bout of tonsillitis last week! Thanks for sticking around :) we’re covering the GRAMMYs today baby!! We’re discussing all things Grammy fashion hits and misses, the iconic performances, the major wins and snubs, and everything in between. Let’s do it y’all!!!

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Happy March! We’re delving into some new stuff and discussing some notable concert experiences we’ve had. Talking points include breaking a historic church floor, getting mobbed by teenagers holding bags of gummy worms, reading books at concerts because you’re ~different~, people not being alive before they’re born (shocking!), and Lizzy’s new shoes and Em’s leftover burrito. Esketttitttt 

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

WE DID IT, WE RANKED THEM ALL (except Zayn’s most recent album but we’ll get to it I promise)!!! We’re wrapping up this series with Niall Horan’s sophomore album Heartbreak Weather. Today we’re discussing paying absurd amounts of money for vinyl records, one-syllable names, Lizzy’s unrequited lover, being raised from the dead in a Michael’s Craft Store, and a special appearance by Lizzy’s mom. Thanks for sticking with us for this album ranking series, catch us next week with some new stuff <3 ;)

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

HEY sorry we literally went buckwild on this one lmao I don’t know what happened. All unedited so you get it all baby :) This week we’re talking about Louis Tomlinson’s debut album Walls. Some other topics we touch on are the definition of “breakfast,” Em becoming a doctor, who the hell owns One Direction, Em’s mom being a vaccine warrior, and why Lizzy’s take on Titanic is so....brave. Let’s go lads!

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Woo chile we’re TWENTY (20) whole episodes in!! Thanks for your support as always :) Today we’re taking a look at Liam Payne’s debut album LP1! Some talking points include replacing Nick Jonas as king of vocals, apples, Rita Ora’s flop tweets, cracking open a cold La Croix with the boys, and Lizzy’s aggressive disdain for music reviewers. Let’s go babyyyy

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

Our most anticipated album ranking yet, we’ve got Fine Line by Harry Styles on the docket today. Today we’re discussing Emily being the main character in The Conjuring, Kendall Jenner and Olivia Wilde supremacy, our inability to correctly rank albums in order, our moms, and Lizzy’s dog Joey’s hot takes. Happy Wednesday :)

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

WE’RE BACK! Thanks for being patient during our little break for the holidays. We’ve got some super sweet stuff coming, including this number right here. Today we’re talking about 73 questions for you to get to know us better, being a drugst(wh)ore, bagels, the Bachelor, and why Cody Ko and Noel Miller deserve the world. Buckle up, your faves are back ✨

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Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI