Confusionism

It’s the last episode of 2020, so celebrate this sh*thole of a year being over with and listen to a long podcast! I talk about chainsaw-wielding maniacs at McDonalds, dogs and their ability to detect infection (and f**k you up), and the badass chess tables in Central Park. Also: an angry Tom Cruise and chainsaw guitars! Recorded 12/18/20.

Rest in peace, John Lennon! Today I discuss a few of the biggest idiots who have attempted armed robbery and some of the most pointless inventions of all time! Also: I discuss flying peacocks and getting assigned the f**king emergency evacuation seat on an airplane. Does the DVD Rewinder really work? The Car Exhaust Grill? Find out in episode 84! Recorded 12/8/20.

Goldfinger! On today’s episode, I get to the bottom of an extremely late VHS rental, the Too Tall Bandit and his string of bank robberies dating back to 2009, Tarantino’s Death Proof, and April March and her badass cover of Chick Habit! Recorded 12/3/20.

Haven’t you heard? Today I discuss The Trashmen and the greatest surf song of all time! Also: my special guests are not aware that the bird is the word. Recorded 11/25/20.

My wife! Today I discuss Halloween 1923 in Omaha, a certain kind of blowout that shouldn’t be described here, pure and simple old-fashioned communism, Smokey and the Bandit (but mostly Smokey), and Borat Subsequent Moviefilm! Recorded 11/19/20.

In a snack-sized episode, I recommend a new television show, rant about no-good scam artists, and remember a badass trip to New York! Recorded 11/18/20.

Freddie Bulitzer returns to give his take on some of the world’s dumbest criminals! Find out how to hold up a cash register with only a cucumber and a sock, why you shouldn’t steal penguins, and why you should make sure you can fit through a window before you try breaking into it. I’ve only been arrested in the States. Recorded 11/18/20.

Freddie Bulitzer is back with his own episode! He discusses the wrong way to obtain Chick-fil-A, a fish that can play Pokémon, the Dating Game Killer, and a terrifying nest of Murder Hornets that was recently discovered. Also: we have a special guest live from the stairwell! Recorded 11/12/20.

Nate joins the podcast to get to the bottom of the Borat/Giuliani fiasco and what it’s like to be in a coma! We also discuss Alex Trebek, hanging out in stairwells, our best examples of f**ked grammar, and a badass documentary on the history of hacking! Follow the podcast on Instagram @confusionismpodcast or Twitter @confusionismpo1. Recorded 11/10/20.

On this week’s episode, I discuss Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s brand new show, the new Gorillaz album, completely f**ked names for children, and I rank some of my favorite albums and songs by The Beatles! Follow the podcast on Instagram @confusionismpodcast or Twitter @confusionismpo1. Recorded 11/4/20.