Our whole panel crapped out on us today.... So this is a repeat of our Weekend show from two weeks ago, from May 20-23. Listen and weep....

JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN discuss: Biden's Liberal Personality Disorder(TM) - he doesn't think he's weak, therefore he isn't; Sussman gets acquitted - but Flynn doesn't; and Yellen gets inflation wrong - but Peters doesn't. WTF???

On this day after Memorial Day, TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN discuss the ridiculousness of gun control, the ridiculousness of Marjorie Taylor Greene, and the damn ridiculousness of "paying your fair share".

TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN are glad the Memorial Day weekend is over, because they got totally tired of saluting the Radio City Rockettes.... Do them one better: call up and give them an "audible salute": 516-418-5472.

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. They spend the first twenty minutes shooting the sh*t, then get down to talking about the news: 18-year-olds shouldn't be adults at all; Jimmy Carter's notoriously bad judgment; and Ricky Gervais hilariously offends everybody.

Long-time CONK! News Contributor DON ZORRO joins JIM PETERS for the first time for the live afternoon show. He has a long monologue on the Texas school shooting. Bottom line: the liberals don't know what they're talking about.

JIM PETERS and TIM CONAWAY discuss today's news. It's conservative, it's real, and it's fun! Call in: 516-418-5472

JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN discuss the scariness of "Ruth Sent Us" (not), the oppression of voting in Georgia (not), and the coming Monkeypox outbreak (not). And what would an episode of CONK! News Daily be without Jim discussing extraterrestrial power systems?....

The internet is down in our newsroom.... and we still manage to do a show. CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes beloved "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: "Liberal; Personality Disorder"; ignoring the DNA of America; and WTF is up with the baby formula???

TIM CONAWAY hosts - from outer space! And HANK REARDEN compares the stock market graph to what runs down Sloppy Joe's leg when his Depends fails....