CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: all the candidates that *don't* want the president campaigning for them; MSNBC doesn't like white people; and trans men can get abortions???.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: nobody at the Today Show knows anything; Alex Jones gets fined $1 billion for saying sh*t; and why progressives are trying to normalize obesity (um, have you *seen* them??!...). Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, HANK REARDEN and editor of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include John Fetterman's big fat lazy a**; Biden goes to the beach house - but nobody's home; and try as they might, CNN *still* can't get over Trump.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news

Ubiquitous pundit DAVID STROM joins the usual suspects for a freewheeling discussion on the state of the upcoming midterms. Plus, Hurricane Ian is proof of climate change (*NOT!*). And, why are so many Democratic candidates such losers?... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Ilhan Omar's minions rip off the government to the tune of $250 million; New York AG Letitia James sues Trump - but it's a *civil* lawsuit; and we're in an "Orwellian" war for the "soul of our nation" - whatever that means. Plus, Conaway smokes unfiltered Camels while behind a giant desk with no pants on - not to be missed!

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, HANK REARDEN and JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: Men can get pregnant - and don't you f**king forget it; the Biden admin gets sued for colluding with Big Tech; and both Conaway and Rearden thinks NASA should just give up.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: the Queen is dead; the Democrats are dying; and AOC is oh-so-sexy! Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS returns from the Covid and welcomes old-timers HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: everybody's lying; all the kids are officially stupid; and the government now controls your thermostat. Plus, LARRY NEWMAN calls in from the moon; and we find out exactly what Don thinks of jazz bass players.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news.

Could be we just broke the woke. Our esteemed Panelists solve the dangerous student debt forgiveness program, economic down-spiral, and American manufacturing crisis by re-introducing real world experience and relationships built on character.

Joining CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS are CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Ilhan Omar almost losing her primary; the possible unconstitutionality of the lawsuit against Alex Jones; and are the Dems completely out of their minds raiding Trump's house? You be the judge! Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative/libertarian news aggregator on the web at conk.news