Conner vs Cobb

Conner vs Cobb

By Ryan Conner and Nick CobbComedyStand-Up
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Conner vs Cobb episodes

  • Brendan Fitzgibbons: "Greetings from Your Mind"
    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan welcome Brendan Fitzgibbons (@the_brendanfitzgibbons). They talk about Brendan's book "Greetings from Your Mind," Clayface, the best versions of happy birthday, Cub Scouts, Neutral Milk Hotel, the Flintstones, the Great Pyramids. The guys also play Rank Them.@nick_cobb78 | @ryanconnercomedy

    Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest
    • November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***
    • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy
    • January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas
    • January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom
    • January 16 – Houston – The Club at Rudz
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre
    • February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club
    • February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios
    • February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol
    • February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell
    • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre
    • March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

    1 hr 2 min
  • With guest JB Ball as Nick announces he's running for office
    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan welcome JB Ball (@jbballcomedy), the first guest in Conner vs Cobb history. They talk about intro music and milking the walk, Nick is running for every office, Walter White's house, our future avatars, aggressive squirrels, a guy named Jaythan, and testosterone blockers. The guys and JB also play Rank Them.

    Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest
    • November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***
    • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy
    • January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas
    • January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom
    • January 16 – Houston – The Club at Rudz
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre
    • February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club
    • February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios
    • February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol
    • February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell
    • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre
    • March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

    1 hr 3 min
  • How to Lose Tenure

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, the guys talk about Elizabeth Holmes, a professor who peed on six backpacks, bird smuggling, and stolen valor. Also, ChatGPT tries to fix the podcast, Finally, they play a pretty damn good Rank Them.

    Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
    • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest
    • November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***
    • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy
    • January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas
    • January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom
    • January 16 – Houston – The Club at Rudz
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre
    • February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club
    • February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios
    • February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol
    • February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell
    • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre
    • March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

    1 hr
  • Nick Turned Down $2 Million

    Nick and Ryan welcome back an old sponsor who has gone blue, talk about weird corporate promo texts, and Nick turns down $8M.

    Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
    • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest
    • November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***
    • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy
    • January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas
    • January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom
    • January 16 – Houston – The Club at Rudz
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre
    • February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club
    • February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios
    • February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol
    • February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell
    • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre
    • March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

    59 min
  • Celebrity Eulogies for Hire

    Nick and Ryan talk about Cameo for eulogies, Noah's Ark, the botched execution, and we get to know Nick Cobb a little better.

    Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
    • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest
    • November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***
    • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy
    • January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas
    • January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom
    • January 16 – Houston – The Club at Rudz
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre
    • February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club
    • February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios
    • February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol
    • February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell
    • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre
    • March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

    54 min
  • Porta-Potty Prison

    Nick and Ryan talk about Walmart customer service, a revolution in sandwiches, how to get out of a port-a-potty, Paranormal Activity on Broadway, Shark News, Tommy Wiseau, and a rapid burrito delivery system.

    Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
    • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest
    • November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***
    • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy
    • January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas
    • January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom
    • January 16 – Houston – tickets TBA
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre
    • February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club
    • February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios
    • February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol
    • February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell
    • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre
    • March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

    51 min
  • Mail Order Karate

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about being woefully unprepared on Naked and Afraid, Grindr crashing during the Republican Convention, a colonoscopy turning into a roast, and Rank Them!!!

    Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
    • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest
    • November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA
    • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy
    • January 14 - Fort Worth - tickets TBA
    • January 15 - Austin - tickets TBA
    • January 16 - Houston - tickets TBA
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
    • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
    • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
    • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA
    • March 12-13 - Tucson Festival of Books

    56 min
  • Respect for the Grave Digger

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, the "men" discuss the joys of audiobook recording, the rampant disrespect toward grave diggers, what 666 actually means, misquoting Will Sutton, naked DoorDash'ing BK, Filet O' Fish abroad and returning blueberries to Costco. They solve the AirBnB problem and end it with a rousing Rank Them!!!

    Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
    • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA
    • November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA
    • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
    • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
    • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
    • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

    52 min
  • Old-Fashioned Horseplay

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan breaks down his massage, Nick fixes low pay for teachers, Trump gold coins and high school football stadiums. They also guess the review and play Rank Them.

    Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
    • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA
    • November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA
    • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
    • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
    • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
    • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

    48 min
  • It's Bobby Dazzling

    On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, they discuss Alone, Naked and Afraid, a hypothetical situation about the Masters, sniffing crimes, administration fees, Wolfie's cone, parking in Ryan's driveway, the Pope mummies, the Army and GTA. They also play Rank Them and a bonus game.

    Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

    Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

    See Ryan on the road:

    • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
    • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
    • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA
    • November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA
    • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA
    • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
    • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
    • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
    • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
    • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
    • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
    • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
    • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

    47 min

About Conner vs Cobb

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Comedians Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb spar over trivial things and weird hypotheticals. You may know Ryan and Nick from their many stand-up TV appearances and specials.