We dive headfirst into a surprisingly wholesome rant about confidence, purpose, body image, and why insecurity is the real turnoff. Along the way, we unpack messy ex-relationships, invent a tiny-things collection room, and overshare AGGRESSIVELY. Chaos, growth, and a Pringles-can metaphor you don't want to miss.

Wrong answers = big trouble

To hear more, tune into Episode 2 "Chaos on Set | Do You Want A Party Bracelet?" : https://open.spotify.com/episode/6ZL3zvgRnDbw2qtPUtXvhj?si=g43-p9pNSou8XcR0ZMbfjg

Two friends. Zero scripts. Maximum chaos. Consistent Chaos with Jarvis and Zoey takes real conversations and flips them into improvised comedy, unpredictable bits, and laugh-out-loud moments. This is what happens when chaos is the plan. In this comedy podcast where real life fuels the jokes and nothing goes as planned. Subscribe and embrace the chaos.

Checking in at 31, Zoey lives the creative life. From working in film and TV to signing ASL on the side, they have a passion for comedy, connection, and laughter.

Single and chasing the next chapter, Jarvis talks life, work, acting dreams, and why Consistent Chaos is more than just a side hustle.

We just wanted to say thank you for listening, sharing, commenting, and somehow deciding we’re your people. You’ve helped turn this podcast into something bigger than we ever imagined. Here's to a new year, new stories, an expanded format, and the same chaotic energy. Happy New Year, and thanks for being part of the madness.

A Nipple Pasty Snack; Bandaid on the Side, Please! Dog Chaos Unlocked! If you have dogs, this clip might haunt you. Zoey kicks off Episode 1 with this unhinged moment. What’s the craziest thing your dog has ever gotten a hold of?

Two friends. Zero scripts. Maximum chaos. Consistent Chaos with Jarvis and Zoey takes real conversations and flips them into improvised comedy, unpredictable bits, and laugh-out-loud moments. This is what happens when chaos is the plan. In this comedy podcast where real life fuels the jokes and nothing goes as planned. Subscribe and embrace the chaos.

Zoey rolls into the episode sleepy but blessed: surprise grant relief, a legit producer meeting on the books, and a high-stakes audition (with garage tantrum choreography). Then the chaos pivots into improv therapy—featuring Alan the tortoise, Anhelica the roast queen, and a “Big Daddy” dad who teaches life skills like tripping rollerbladers and peeing in alleyways. Jarvis closes it out with tales from the mountain hospital, a near-alarm-triggering work mishap, and the crucial question: what’s the most offensive compliment you’ve ever gotten?

Jarvis and Zoey catch up while Jarvis unwinds with college football. Zoey isn’t a fan, but appreciates the athletic hustle. Zoey and Avery plan a date night to the pup cafe with their dogs. But the tone shifts when Jarvis describes a creepy rural trip, and Zoey unloads grief and fury over how the media used Charlie Kirk’s shooting to bury news of a school tragedy.