COME ONE, COME ALL TO THE LOVER'S QUARREL IN CHAMPION'S CALL! Love is beautiful... and so is violence! (This Content Surge was originally published on our Patreon on March 9th 2025! You can hear over 60 Content Surges on our $7 tier.)

A cosmic thank you to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstätter. Never quit, Patrick! We have a copy of your soul backed up to the database, and we will resurrect you! <3

Thanks also to our network Lore Party - check out their shows at loreparty.com!

Sound Effects:

“Large-crowd-medium-distance” - eguobyte 
“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro 
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib
“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel 
“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo 
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Bamf” - themfish
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer 
“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons 
“Electric-zap” - Michael-grinnell
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“Device-powering-up” - spoonsandlessspoons 
“Censorbeep5s” - bthv
“Vine boom sound effect” - Omar Sounds
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, Omar Sounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.