Try Not To Die

Jass and Clover pursue a gaggle of anti-magic monks into M4's marvelous, magical menagerie of pocket planes.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro
"elevator_strange_grinding" - zabuhailo
"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"car-door-open-and-close-2" - nachtmahrtv
"vehicle-small_car_burnout_version01" - scott_snailham
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
"applause-10" - kwahmah
"photo-flash-canon5d" - eelke
"Broken light bulb sound effect" - pblez4759
"record scratch" - luffy

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Free Sound FX, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, SFX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Don't panic! There's always more work to be done.

All the thanks go toooo our lovely network, Lore Party; Nicola Narracci for our intro graphics; and our Employee of the Month, Pat, for contributing pleasantly to our office atmosphere.

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"nixeno-hospital-room-ambience-with-clock-heart-beeb-and-paging" - nixeno "Horse Gallop Sound Effect" - SFX"bamf" - themfish"WET SLAP POUNDING SOUND EFFECT" - Free Sound FX“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero“39 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings"apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound" - kyles"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib "klaxon alarm sound" - Lord Sandwich"elevator_strange_grinding" - zabuhailo"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro "record scratch" - luffyAll sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Free Sound FX, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, SFX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Jassifer works through lunch, then works on herself.

Thank yous must go to you our network Lore Party; as well as our patrons on Patreon, especially our Employee of the Month Pat! Pat, there's more paperwork for you around here somewhere.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Elevator-ding” - collierhs-collib
“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo
“Glasses-clinking” - danhelbling
“Record-scratch” - luffy
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheereing-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797
“G20-37-buzzer-bursts” - craigsmith
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj 
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 
“Metal-impact” - rick player
“Metal-hit-with-metal-bar-resonance” - jorckhoofd 
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Will they, won't they? Jass lets loose after a disastrous conversation.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Thanks toour network Lore Party where you can hear other nerdy shows; and our Employee of the Month Patrick, who we won't let quit. Ah-ah, Pat! You can become an Employee of the Month and get access to tons of perks and behind-the-scenes content on our Patreon!

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echobgsound” - Kyles
“Elevator-ding” - colliers-colinlib
“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo
“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Everyday Cinematic Sounds, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Odessa is NOT meant to be a babysitter! Oddjobs will be back the week after next - in the meantime, check out our $7 tier over on Patreon to hear the first episode of our brand-new urban fantasy campaign, New Duskmore - Episode 2 coming this week!

Sound Effects:
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi
"R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craigsmith
"breaking bones" - sheyvan
"laser-pistol-shooting" - nxrt
"metal-impact" - rickplayer
"Window breaking" - m1a2t3z4
"Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Everyday Cinematic Sounds, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Can Jass win it all, or will she just drop the ball?

Thank you, as always to ⁠Lore Party⁠ and to our lovely patrons on Patreon.com/trynottodiepod (especially Patrick, our employee of the month, who is the star of the motivational posters around the office).

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti'

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

"Neck Snap 1" - Michaël Ghelfi

“dodgeball_throw_hit2” - burnsie289.2

“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone

"bamf" - themfish

“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte

“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind 

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist 

“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“39 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings

"subway-door-close" - tweeterdj

"photo-flash-canon5d" - eelke

"Door, Front, Opening, A" - InspectorJ

"nyc-ambience" - purpleaux

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Everyday Cinematic Sounds, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Welcome (back?) to Champion's Call! The most underdog of all underdog teams, the Bloody Bashers, take to the arena at Cool-Ranch Goritos™️ Memorial Field!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Eternal and cosmic thanks go to: our network Lore Party; our patrons (especially Patrick, our employee of the month, who runs every cash register in the universe. Just go to any one of them!). You can support our show monthly on Patreon , or on Buy Me A Coffee!

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 
“School Locker Opening and Closing HQ Sound Effects”- Everyday Cinematic Sounds
“Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Coach-whistle” - chaos-kid
“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone
“Whip-crack” scifisounds 
“dodgeball_throw_hit2” - burnsie289.2

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Everyday Cinematic Sounds, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Show-time! Jass takes the high-ground when a surprise run-in on the train threatens the Lucky 7's commute to the butcherball game.

So many thanks go to: our network Lore Party; our patrons on Patreon (especially Patrick, our employee of the month, whose picture we just super-glued to the wall). You can support our show monthly on Patreon , or on Buy Me A Coffee!

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind 
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist 
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“bamf” - themfish
“39 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings
“Gut-a-blastix” - Rolandseer
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Jassifer finds herself accidentally double-booked... while responsible for the seven youngest Cottonbottoms!

Thank you to everyone who helps make the show! Including our network, Lore Party, and our patrons on Patreon.com/trynottodiepod! Special thanks to our most important and esteemed patron, our Employee of the Month, Pat, who always makes sure we follow OSHA standards. We REALLY don't want to.

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table” - framing-noise
“Crashing” - smmassuda
“Phone-dial” -breviceps 
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes 
“39 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind 
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist 
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“bamf” - themfish
“Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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This office memo is marked NSFW (Not Safe for Wrenzo). Oddjobs will be back the week after next - in the meantime, join our $7 tier on Patreon to hear our brand-new urban fantasy campaign, New Duskmore!

Support the show and hear New Duskmore: patreon.com/trynottodiepod

Buy us a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod

Hear more nerdy shows: loreparty.com

Sound Effects:

"vcrvhs-sound" - tompalompa of Freesound.org

Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

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