Try Not To Die

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From captain to cog! In Campaign 3: Oddjobs, no-nonsense goblin Jassifer finds herself on the other side of death... and the universe. She’ll have to clock in at a cosmic corporation (and tackle some ... more

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March 10, 2026 Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 3: Whispers in the Cracks
Eugh. This real estate asset is full of cursed artifacts and ominous memories.
Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out ⁠Chosen Ones⁠ on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match.
Watch the vodcast (and tons of bonus content) on our Patreon! Or buy us a coffee if you're feeling low-commitment.
The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to
Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more
Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :)
Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows!
Finally, eternal thanks to our glorious and Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter. You have accumulated .00000000001 hours of sick time, Pat!
Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Toilet-flush" - gowlermusic
"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons
'Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
"coins-fall-2" - belanhud
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"bamf" - themfish
"wooden door smash" - eneasz
"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi
"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under
AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun
With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich,
Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound
Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
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47min
March 03, 2026 Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 2: Daddy Issues (ft. Cassiroll)
The gang discovers this real estate venture is filled with traps, squatters, and sexy whispers. Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match.
The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :)
Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows!
Finally, eternal thanks to our glorious and Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter. See you at the mandatory everything, Pat.

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Toilet-flush" - gowlermusic
"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons
'Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
"coins-fall-2" - belanhud
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"bamf" - themfish
"wooden door smash" - eneasz
"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi
"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
...more
45min
February 24, 2026 Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Ch. 1: A Real Fixer-Upper (ft. Cassiroll)
Joined by under-valued nepo-baby Mendle, Jassifer and Clover are assigned to clear out a real estate property (cough, dungeon). Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match.
The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :)
Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows! Liisten to Noah DM a Dune campaign on Gom Jabbar!
Finally, eternal thanks (and reminder to CLOCK OUT!) to our Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter.
Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich
"Subway-door-close" - tweeterdj
"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib
"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro
"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi
"r29-30-breaking-wooden-poles" - craigsmith
"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02
"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
"vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1" - scott_snailham
"teleport" - outroelison
"time-stop" - damnsatinist
"time-slow-down" - patrickliberkind
"portal-idle" - couchhero
"bamf" - themfish
"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"cowbells" - supersciri
"auto-ext-onboard-drive-slow-speed-dirt-or-gravel-road-and-slow-to-stop" - kyles
"car-door-open-and-close-2" - nachtmahrtv
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Record Scratch" - Luffy
"sword-fight-1" - funwithsound
All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
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49min
February 10, 2026 CONTENT SURGE! The Lover's Quarrel
COME ONE, COME ALL TO THE LOVER'S QUARREL IN CHAMPION'S CALL! Love is beautiful... and so is violence! (This Content Surge was originally published on our Patreon on March 9th 2025! You can hear over 60 Content Surges on our $7 tier.)
A cosmic thank you to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstätter. Never quit, Patrick! We have a copy of your soul backed up to the database, and we will resurrect you! <3
Thanks also to our network Lore Party - check out their shows at loreparty.com!
Sound Effects:
“Large-crowd-medium-distance” - eguobyte
“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib
“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Bamf” - themfish
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
“Electric-zap” - Michael-grinnell
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“Device-powering-up” - spoonsandlessspoons
“Censorbeep5s” - bthv
“Vine boom sound effect” - Omar Sounds
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, Omar Sounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
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1h 40min
January 27, 2026 Oddjobs Office Memo (11)
Oddjobs will be back shortly. This away message was written by Fetch. If you read it, will you mention how great it was to Odessa? And also mention that she locked us all in behind her when she left HQ today? Thanks!!!!!!!

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
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3min
January 21, 2026 CONTENT SURGE! Birth Day (Part III)
This is the finale of our 3-part Birth Day arc, originally released on Patreon! Like most children's birthday parties, this one was kind of creepy and dangerous, but ultimately a good time.
Speaking of birthdays, it's our SIXTH this month! We're grateful you're here, telling this story with us. Stay tuned for more news about what's coming in 2026. :)
Links! Our patreon to support us; our awesome network Lore Party, and our Buy Me A Coffee page if you're feeling generous.
Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"60s-pinball-in-arcade-2" - mrpagliara
"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"panther" - xhwzq6gv
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo
"Record Scratch" - Luffy
"dog-disonant-howl" - jace
"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
"entrance-bell" - zott820
"tires-squeaking" - rutgermuller
"sparks" - erh
“teleporter-24b” - blendcache
“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
"bamf" - themfish
“crashing” - smmassuda
All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
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43min
January 13, 2026 CONTENT SURGE! Birth Day (Part II)
Five (Hundred) Nights in Happy Happy Fun Times continues as Shortsword Jass and Clover navigate the halls of this crumbling demi-plane.
See how things turn out in the finale, part 3, next Tuesday! (Or hop in the van and warp over to the Patreon to hear it right now.)
Special thanks to our network Lore Party!
Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Love the show? Buy us a coffee! <3
Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus
"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons
"Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi
"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
"entrance-bell" - zott820
“teleporter-24b” - blendcache
All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
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44min
January 06, 2026 CONTENT SURGE! Birth Day (Part I)
Happy new year everyone, and happy sixth birthday to us, a podcast!
In this special Oddjobs arc originally released on our Patreon, Jass and Clover travel to a plane of aging to save the Cottonbottom Kids from a Birth Day Party gone wrong!
Support our network Lore Party by listening to their awesome shows! And support this awesome show by joining our Patreon, or buying us a coffee.
Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“teleporter-24b” - blendcache
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Bamf” - themfish
“apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - kyles
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham
“lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus
“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
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39min
December 16, 2025 CONTENT SURGE! Merry Festquest!
From the depths of our Patreon, we bring you a very special Oddjobs holiday adventure!
Haven't joined us yet in the new campaign? Let us get you caught up!
Spoilers for Arcs 1 + 2 of Oddjobs ahead!
Jassifer is a no-nonsense goblin captain who's been spirited away from her own world of Erdheim, and into the city of Forever: a twinkling and futuristic metropolitan of inter-connected asteroids. Having falling in battle against her sworn enemy, she's left with no option to work off her resurrection debt at the morally grey adventuring company, Oddjobs (led by eccentric tiefling CEO, Odessa Magisteria).
But contracts for Jassifer, her slime familiar Goo, and her partner Clover are about to go off the charts... as FESTQUEST approaches!
Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
"Elevator-ding” - collierhscolinlib
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich, Youtube
“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Record scratch” - Luffy
“Bamf” - themfish
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Teleport” - outroelison
“Teleport-24b” - blendcache
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux
“Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller
“Renault-master-f3500-dci135-foley-horn-outside-mono” - sound holder
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“Stone door-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4
“Car-door-open-05” - pnmcarrierrailfan
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Vehicle-small_car_burnout-version-1” - scott_snailham
“Laser-pistol-shooting” - nxrt
“Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul
“Crashing” - smmassuda
“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba
“Champagne glasses” - idabrandao
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
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2h 35min
December 09, 2025 Oddjobs Office Memo (10)
An office memo for the TNTD history books. Stay warm this winter and we'll see you next TNTD Tuesday!
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2min

FAQs about Try Not To Die:

How many episodes does Try Not To Die have?

The podcast currently has 222 episodes available.