Try Not To Die

Fleeing the lich formerly known as Grimgrave's rotten lair, Jassifer hitches a (bumpy) ride with Clover. Their destination? Oddjobs Headquarters.

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Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Device-powering-up” - spoonsandlessspoons

“Bamf” - themfish

“Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux

“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba

“Vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham

“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan

“Time-slow-down” - Patricklieberkind

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Horse Gallop Sound Effect” - Sound Effect Database

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Thank you, honored employees, for your hard work through Arc 1 of our newest campaign. We'll be back in office next Tuesday, with the first episode of Arc 2! Then it's off to Oddjobs HQ for orientation - bring a pencil and your resurrected soul. <3

(And a reminder you can watch ad-free vodcasts and get tons of bonus content (like our after-show, monthly hour+ long episodes, the digital score to the show, and more) on our Patreon. We could NOT make this show without our stunning beautiful patrons!)

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito

In this finale of Arc I of Oddjobs, Jass and Clover fight their way out of the dungeon formerly known as Grimgrave's lair, encountering cultists and the world's worst designated driver.

We'll be off next week between arcs but BACK on November 19th with the first episode of Arc 2!

You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical library for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon!

We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Swordcoast Soundscapes

“Record Scratch” - Luffy

“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Crashing” - smmassuda

“Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“High-performance-car-engine-turning-over-won’t-start” - mrrap4food

“Vintage Army Jeep Driving Off Road Sound Effect” - Sound Effect Database

“Time-slow-down” - Patricklieberkind

“Timestop” - damnsatinist

“Bamf” - themfish

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Jassifer and Clover dungeon delve... in reverse. Watch out for Goo.

You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon!

We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Swordcoast Soundscapes

“Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Crashing” - smmassuda

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

New quest, new me~ Jassifer wakes up under a brand new contract.

You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon!

We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey 

“Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus

“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Hello, and welcome... to Oddjobs!

In this season premiere, we meet Jassifer the no-nonsense goblin commander at the pinnacle of her greatest mission: defeating Grimgrave, the powerful lich that resides over her cursed land of Erdheim...

The next episode (Chapter 2: In Debt) will be released to our patrons at 10am EST TODAY! You can find it and tons of other bonus content on our Patreon.

We are thrilled to be a new part of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories! You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Waterfall-small-d” - inspectorj 

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu 

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

We are SO back! Next Tuesday, October 15th, we launch ourselves into a new campaign, a new world, new characters, new allies and foes - but the same old us - with the first episode of Campaign 3: Oddjobs!

We are thankful + psyched to be part of Lore Party Media. Check out their shows at loreparty.com!

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Ever wanted to listen to Try Not To Die, or another great Dungeons & Dragons podcast, but literally have no idea what is going on? Trying to get your grandma into the show? Just want to get into tabletop roleplaying games in general? Here's a quick primer on the mechanics of D&D 5E and how they play into an actual-play!

Send this to your grandma! Now!

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba

“Wood splintering” - craigsmith

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo

“Explosion 01” - tommccann

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

GREETINGS ADVENTURERS! We hope you're enjoying your summer - just popping in to give an update of what's going on this for US this summer as well as when you can expect new mainfeed content. Thank you as always for your support, and until next time, TRY NOT TO DIE!

Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

"Daytime Forest" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

And we’re back! The finale of Musemakers continues with the ninth challenge: 3 Bards. 3 stories. 1 wish on the line. Who will be the one to amuse the muses?

Thank you all for supporting us through this, our second campaign - words cannot express how grateful we are to have you as a fan of the show. We of course have to give a special thanks to our Eldritch patrons - ALL HAIL! Anita, Any Major Dude, Ashley, Becca B, Bugroots, Colleen, Coll and Ian, Eclair, Elana, Emily, Grace, Hope, Jacob, James, Jeff, Joey, Karen, Kate, Katie, Leo, May, Morgan, Nat, Nekola, Paige, Patrick, Roni, Sahara, and of course, our PRODUCER PADDY Patrick Brandstätter and PRODUCER DADDIES Drew Bailey, Sam Golden, Becca Mount and Rose Evelyn Campbell - we thank you for these podcasting powers, and promise to raise hell in your names!

If you would like to become an eldritch patron check out our ⁠Patreon⁠! We will be posting bonus content throughout our break between campaigns, so go sign up to get access to that and HUNDREDS of hours of bonus content we've already released!

Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin

Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Small Marketplace” - Sword coast Soundscapes

“Portal-idle” - couchhero

“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

“Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo

“Sitcom Laughter Applause” - Gaming Sound Effect

“Microphone Feedback” - Sound FX

“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer

“Big Switch Sound Effects” - All Sounds

“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu 

“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba

“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi

“Bamf” - themfish

“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76

“Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX

“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir

“01326-falling-broken-mandoline-1” - robinhood76

“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4

“Flesh-rip” - alvarojmarquez

“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo 

“Teleport” - outroelison 

“Teleporter-24b” - blendcache 

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist 

“R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith

“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez

“Snapping-chain_1” - cosmicembers

“Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master

“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound

“Big Water Splash” - qubodup

“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.