From the depths of our Patreon, we bring you a very special Oddjobs holiday adventure!

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Spoilers for Arcs 1 + 2 of Oddjobs ahead!

Jassifer is a no-nonsense goblin captain who's been spirited away from her own world of Erdheim, and into the city of Forever: a twinkling and futuristic metropolitan of inter-connected asteroids. Having falling in battle against her sworn enemy, she's left with no option to work off her resurrection debt at the morally grey adventuring company, Oddjobs (led by eccentric tiefling CEO, Odessa Magisteria).

But contracts for Jassifer, her slime familiar Goo, and her partner Clover are about to go off the charts... as FESTQUEST approaches!

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
"Elevator-ding” - collierhscolinlib
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich, Youtube
“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Record scratch” - Luffy
 “Bamf” - themfish 
“Portal-idle” - couchhero
“Teleport” - outroelison 
“Teleport-24b” - blendcache 
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind 
“Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux 
“Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller 
“Renault-master-f3500-dci135-foley-horn-outside-mono” - sound holder
“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel 
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi 
“Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“Stone door-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4
“Car-door-open-05” - pnmcarrierrailfan
“Door opening 1” - Bowen707
“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Vehicle-small_car_burnout-version-1” - scott_snailham 
“Laser-pistol-shooting” - nxrt 
“Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul 
“Crashing” - smmassuda 
“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba 
“Champagne glasses” - idabrandao
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

An office memo for the TNTD history books. Stay warm this winter and we'll see you next TNTD Tuesday!

It's gonna blow! Jassifer and Clover fight the super-heating Slay-I and discuss the dangers of online shopping. We're gonna need some sandwiches after this one!

Thank you for catching this arc of Oddjobs! You can hear us discuss this arc in the next episode of the Afterlife, our Patreon-exclusive talkback show, on the $5 tier this month!

Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our opening graphics and our wonderful podcast network as well: loreparty.com!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” Lord Sandwich on Youtube
“Gut-a-Blastix” - Rolandseer
“device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons
“lightningcrash” - noirnoir
“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus
“sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound
“bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul
“crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“bamf” - themfish
“fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“explosion” - tommccann
“fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“crashing” - smmassuda
“explo-hit-metal-01” - pnmcarrierailfan
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Press this button to commence the core tour. (No scientists were harmed in the making of this episode.)

Thank you to our Patreon patrons, for your incredible support through the seasons of our show! And thank you to our incredible network, Lore Party.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“car factory - Kia Sportage factory production line” - furiousdriving on Youtube
“crashing” - smmassuda
“01_crash_loud_cymbals__snares” - theriavirra
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons
“lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons
“hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b 
“stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” Lord Sandwich on Youtube

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Clover and Jass struggle to not blow up the entire mission.

Thank you to our patrons over at Patreon! And shout out to our awesome network, Lore Party. If you'd like to donate to the show, you can do so at Buy Me A Coffee!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects (Forgive me):

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“delphis-fart-12” - delphidebrain
“longfart1” - opposit
“wav-fart-vegan-002” - frenkfurth
“Big Water Splash” - qubodup
“water gushing” - jakobthiesen
“alarm” - sparrowdagamer
“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel 

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

A fumbled lunch order, a shitty commute, and a billionaire trying to replace employees with robots. It's another day of work in the city of Forever.

Thanks to our awesome network, Lore Party. Special thanks to our lovely patrons over at Patreon! You can contribute to the show there for bonus content, or at Buy Me A Coffee for a warm, fuzzy feeling.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“crashing” - smmassuda
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Fairy Dust Sound Effects” - Free Audio Zone
“nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren
“teleport” - outroelison
“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“time-stop” - damnsatinist
“bamf” - themfish
“cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“crowd-in-panic” - ienba
“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“nyc-ambience” - purpleaux
“fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02
“record scratch” - luffy
“gasp” - zerocarina
“marching-3” - webbfilmsuk
“taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment
“sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK
“crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“applause-10” - kwahmah_02

“laughing audience sound effect” - Gaming Sound FX

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

After a tense discussion with her coworker, Jassifer seeks employment for Goo's most recent physical incarnation.

Thank you to our network, Lore Party! And a huge thank you to our incredible patrons! Check out our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes, an after-show after every arc, stat sheets, musical tracks from the show, and more!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“teleport” - outroelison
“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“time-stop” - damnsatinist
“bamf” - themfish
“nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren
“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Having safely returned herself, Fetch and Crow-Goo (!) to the office, Jassifer reports back to Odessa on the mission. Reporting back home to Clover... is a different story.

Join our Patreon where we're releasing our talkback show after every arc, monthly bonus episodes, the score from the show, behind-the-scenes stat blocks, and more! Or drop us a donation at Buy Me A Coffee. :)

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Shout out to our network of nerdy podcasts, Lore Party! As well as Nicola Narracci, the artist who creates our intro graphics.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“record scratch” - luffy
“Fairy Dust Sound Effects” - Free Audio Zone
“crashing” - smmassuda
“bamf” - themfish
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - kyles 
“teleport” - outroelison
“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“time-stop” - damnsatinist
“nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren
“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

That was some party, right? We'll be back next Tuesday with the newest arc of Oddjobs. Context-free spoiler: arepas feature heavily. So, so heavily.

Eager for more content before next week? Sign up for our Patreon! There is simply so much more to listen to. You're gonna be sick of us. Those who hate bonus content but wish to donate can check out buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Jassifer takes a smoke break; Fetch and Tréron visit the little prince's room; and a doting father seeks a relationship with his child.

Thanks for listening to this arc of Oddjobs! On our off week, you can check out more nerdy podcasts over at LoreParty.com; or visit our Patreon for hella bonus episodes! For strings-free donations: we've got a Buy Me A Coffee!

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel 
“gasp” - zerocarina
“applause-10” - kwahmah_02
“record scratch” - luffy
“laugh-crowd-2” - funwithsound
“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito