We guarantee a speedy delivery, and also a speedy episode. (No, really, we genuinely didn't realize how quickly this mission wrapped up!) Thanks for joining us for the sixth arc of Oddjobs!

For the next few weeks, we'll be posting the Train Chuckers mini-arc on our main feed as we record and edit the next few arcs. Those of you on Patreon can expect Part 3 of the Birth Day Content Surge for $10 patrons, as well as The Afterlife for $5+ patrons. Thanks, as always, for the love and support!

Try Not To Die is a ⁠Lore Party⁠ podcast! And thank you finally to Nicola Narracci for our opening graphics.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“crashing” - smmassuda

“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“teleporter-24b” - blendcache

“Time-stop” - damnsatinist

“Portal-idle” - couchhero 

“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind

“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“doorbells-5” - happyband 

“Wooden door smash” - Eneasz

“Record Scratch” - Luffy

“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Clover and Jass wish they were somewhere else. But they're somewhere REALLY bad instead. And STILL delivering a pizza.

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Try Not To Die is a Lore Party podcast!

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"130513-street-traffic-close-talking-horns-brake-squeals-nyc" - trp
"laser-pistol-shooting" - nxrt
"rifle-shots" - bananplyte
"teleport" - outroelison
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“Portal-idle” - couchhero 
"bamf" - themfish
“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham
"meteor shower sound design!!!" - OG Sound FX
"flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail" - kyles
"explosion 01" - tommccann
"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo
"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu
"crashing" smmassuda
"City Sewer" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OG Sound FX, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

So what brings you to this part of town? Clover and Jass try to lose an unwanted escort.

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Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"nyc-ambience" - purpleaux
"130513-street-traffic-close-talking-horns-break-squaels-nyc" - trp
"vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1" - scott_snailham
"hissing-metal" - vibe_crc-24b
"crashing" - smmassuda
"r29-30-breaking-wooden-poles" - craigsmith
"laser-pistol-shooting" - nxrt
"rifle-shots" - bananplyte
"bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul
"glass-smash" - chewiesmissus
"bamf" - themfish
"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

With a delectable pizza in the trunk, Jassifer and Clover resist giving into their greatest temptations. Such as eating the pizza.

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Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"130513-street-traffic-close-talking-horns-break-squaels-nyc" - trp
"s63-amg-horn-honking" - marcelweiss
"Explosion" - tommccann
"Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi
"portal-idle" - couchhero
"bamf" - themfish
"vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1" - scott_snailham
"phone-dial" - breviceps
“Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Sometimes the smallest quests lead to the greatest journeys. Probably not this one, though.

Join us on Patreon for our after-show, music, bonus content, and an extra monthly episode!

OR support us with a one-time donation here!

Shoutout to friend of the show Bodie (aka Slowquest) for letting us use his Magi Vend campaign add in - check out it and so much more on slowquest.com and make sure to follow him on Instagram: @bodieh

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
“Portal-idle” - couchhero 
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“Bamf” - themfish
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj 
“Apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - Kyles 
“Elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich of Youtube
“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02
“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Witch Bolt” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv
“Car-ignition-key-engine-starting-running-3” - rutgermuller
“Opening-old-garage-door” - deleted_user7146007

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

The Cottonbottom Clan gives an update of how things are going over at Oddjobs HQ! Want to hear us chat about the most recent arc? Join our $5 Try-Hard tier over on Patreon for access to our talk-back show, The Afterlife, OR support us with a one-time donation here!

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Sound Effects:
"High Heels Sound Effect" - BackGround Sound Effects on Youtube.com

Jassifer experiences the sweet bliss of pay day, and the horrifying reality of huge debt. Meanwhile: coverage of the WYRM incident continues.

Reminder you can fill your slayphone with bonus content over at our PATREON! And thanks goes out always to our excellent network, Lore Party, who make awesome nerdy podcasts!

If you don't have the funds to commit to another subscription, you can always do a one-time donation to support the show: coff.ee/trynottodiepod

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

"train-at-ford-plant-3" - mr-tea

"False Life" - Michaël Ghelfi

"cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table" - framing-noise

"wind-2" - huggy13ear

“Crashing” - smmassuda

"wood splintering (1 break)" - wavecal22.1

"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz

“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj

"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer

“Whip-crack” - scifisounds

"Forbiddance" - Michaël Ghelfi

"Bonk Sound Effect #2" -
Yer Boi Lloris

"Window breaking" - m1a2t3z4

"alarm" - sparrowdagamer

"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

"crowd-in-panic" - ienba

"vehicle-small_car_butnout_version-1" - scott_snailham

"teleporter-24b" - blendcache

"time-slow-down" - patricklieberkind

"time-stop" - damnsatinist

“Bamf” - themfish

"teleport" - outroelison

“Bamf” - themfish

"car-door-open-and-close-2" - nachtmahrtv

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, krc videos, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Saving the world? Eh. Grocery shopping? Now that's a quest.

We love you, but you know who we love just a teensy bit extra? Our awesome patrons who contribute a few bucks to the show each month in exchange for awesome bonus content. (Patrons helped us buy a new cord this month. They rule!) Or you can always drop us a donation at Buy Me A Coffee.

Please check out our awesome network and their other nerdy shows at Loreparty.com.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1
“Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj 
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
“Portal-idle” - couchhero 
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“Bamf” - themfish
“Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich of Youtube
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
“Laser-pistol-shooting” - nxrt
“Rock-tumble-2” - stubb
“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba 
“Doorbells-5” - happyband

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

ARC 5 of Campaign III: Oddjobs begins here!

It's pizza night in the Astral Sea, and there's only one place Jass is going to secure funds for the ingredients... whatever those are.

We'd be grateful if you'd support our little show by joining our Patreon (where there's tons of bonus episodes and behind the scenes content). Or if you're feeling generous, you can send us a few coppers (or platinum???), no-strings-attached, on Buy Me A Coffee.

Shout out as always to our brilliant network Lore Party - check out their nerdy podcasts if you're a NERD LIKE US!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Door opening 1" - Bowen707
"Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun With Sound
"Wood Splintering (1 Break)" - wavecal22
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
"Hissing Metal" - vibe_crc-24

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

URGENT (okay, not urgent) UPDATE FROM ODDJOBS HQ! Fetch, stand up straight.

Check out our Patreon here, or donate to our Buy Me a Coffee here!

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.