Try Not To Die

A fumbled lunch order, a shitty commute, and a billionaire trying to replace employees with robots. It's another day of work in the city of Forever.

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Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“crashing” - smmassuda
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“lightningcrash” - noisenoir
“Fairy Dust Sound Effects” - Free Audio Zone
“nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren
“teleport” - outroelison
“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“time-stop” - damnsatinist
“bamf” - themfish
“cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“crowd-in-panic” - ienba
“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez
“nyc-ambience” - purpleaux
“fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte
“fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel
“robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02
“record scratch” - luffy
“gasp” - zerocarina
“marching-3” - webbfilmsuk
“taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment
“sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK
“crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“applause-10” - kwahmah_02

“laughing audience sound effect” - Gaming Sound FX

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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After a tense discussion with her coworker, Jassifer seeks employment for Goo's most recent physical incarnation.

Thank you to our network, Lore Party! And a huge thank you to our incredible patrons! Check out our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes, an after-show after every arc, stat sheets, musical tracks from the show, and more!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“teleport” - outroelison
“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“time-stop” - damnsatinist
“bamf” - themfish
“nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren
“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Having safely returned herself, Fetch and Crow-Goo (!) to the office, Jassifer reports back to Odessa on the mission. Reporting back home to Clover... is a different story.

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Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Shout out to our network of nerdy podcasts, Lore Party! As well as Nicola Narracci, the artist who creates our intro graphics.

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“record scratch” - luffy
“Fairy Dust Sound Effects” - Free Audio Zone
“crashing” - smmassuda
“bamf” - themfish
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - kyles 
“teleport” - outroelison
“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“time-stop” - damnsatinist
“nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren
“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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That was some party, right? We'll be back next Tuesday with the newest arc of Oddjobs. Context-free spoiler: arepas feature heavily. So, so heavily.

Eager for more content before next week? Sign up for our Patreon! There is simply so much more to listen to. You're gonna be sick of us. Those who hate bonus content but wish to donate can check out buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod

Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

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Jassifer takes a smoke break; Fetch and Tréron visit the little prince's room; and a doting father seeks a relationship with his child.

Thanks for listening to this arc of Oddjobs! On our off week, you can check out more nerdy podcasts over at LoreParty.com; or visit our Patreon for hella bonus episodes! For strings-free donations: we've got a Buy Me A Coffee!

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel 
“gasp” - zerocarina
“applause-10” - kwahmah_02
“record scratch” - luffy
“laugh-crowd-2” - funwithsound
“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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It's murder on the Prince's bird-thay dance floor, unless Jass and Fetch have anything to say about it.

Thanks to our patrons - you can be a patron too and get tons of bonus content! And thanks to our network, ⁠Lore Party⁠. They make nerdy shows you might enjoy!

Donate to Goo's brain-fund at our Buy Me A Coffee page.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel 
“gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun With Sound
"Arcane Sword" - Michaël Ghelfi
"crashing" - smmassuda"
"marching-3" - webbfilmuk
"applause-10" - kwahmah_2

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Cue the music (and the assassins). Fetch fails on the job (who's surprised), and Jassifer snoops a little, boomer-tablet style.

Thanks to our patrons, who give us a few bucks a month in exchange for bonus content - you guys keep the show running! And thanks to our network, Lore Party. They make nerdy shows you might enjoy!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel 
“gasp” - zerocarina
“applause-10” - kwahmah_02
“record scratch” - luffy
“laugh-crowd-2” - funwithsound
“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Jassifer and Fetch have their work cut out for them protecting the Golden Bird-thay Boy from incoming attacks. But damn, they look good while they're doing it.

As always, we have to thank our patrons over at the Patreon! They give us a few bucks every month, we give them hella bonus episodes. Check it out here, or give with no expectation of return at Buy Me A Coffee. And finally, can't forget to thank our sick nasty podcast network, Lore Party!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz
"arrow-strike" - plantmonkey
"Hissing Metal" - vibe_crc-24b
"Record Scratch" - Luffy

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Jassifer and Fetch (yeugh!) hit the planar teleportation gates, only to find they're not the most popular hires on-site.

If you're up to date and looking for more content, boy do we have like hundreds of hours of it on our Patreon! Check it out for a month or two or give us a no-strings-attached donation on Buy Me A Coffee if you're feeling cheeky.

Thank you as always to our (inter)stellar network, Lore Party!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich
“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro
“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo 
“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham
“teleporter-24b” - blendcache
“Time-stop” - damnsatinist
“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“Portal-idle” - couchhero 
“bamf” - themfish
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Jassifer has a totally normal and completely spontaneous appointment with Doc. That'll be five silver.

You can support us on Patreon (in exchange for hella bonus content) or on Buy Me A Coffee (in exchange for a warm fuzzy feeling). And special thanks as always to our cool-sick-rad network, Lore Party!

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro
"Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Record Scratch" - Luffy
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"elevator_strange_grinding" - zabuhailo
"subway-door-close" - tweeterdj
"elevator-din" - colliershs-colinlib
"crack-glass" - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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