Jassifer and Fetch have their work cut out for them protecting the Golden Bird-thay Boy from incoming attacks. But damn, they look good while they're doing it.

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Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz
"arrow-strike" - plantmonkey
"Hissing Metal" - vibe_crc-24b
"Record Scratch" - Luffy

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito