Try Not To Die

In his new amphibian body, Goo causes a ruckus across Forever.

When you make a podcast, you start having to thank people. First up is our hella sick network Lore Party. They make rad shows - check em out!

Next up is our illustrious Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. Your security clearance has been upgraded, Pat! Just don't touch anything sticky. You can become an EOTM too - just go to Patreon.com/trynottodiepod!

Another fun donation link if you're feeling generous: buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

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This office memo is from the desk, mind, and other, more unmentionable areas of Odessa Magisteria.

More Oddjobs next week! In the meantime, join at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod for more content all the dang time.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

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The best sign from a real estate investment is when you have to flee from it. Very fast. Faster! Don't look back. :)

CASSI! Our incredible guest - we are so grateful to them for coming on the show (and for being our supportive pod friend for many years). Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It is so worth a listen!

Thanks too to our network Lore Party, as well as Nicola Narracci whose art is in our intro.

Congratulations to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter! We're letting you retire today. We DO need you back in tomorrow for your first day. But please, for today, enjoy. Are you enjoying?

You can join our team of elite employees on Patreon! We also have a Buy Me A Coffee. :)

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Bamf” - themfish
“photocopy-machine” - tomlija
“portal-idle” couchero
“Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi
“cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu
“stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo 
“Record Scratch” - Luffy 
“Arcane Gate” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Witch Bolt” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Wall of Fire” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Word of Radiance” - Michaël Ghelfi
“Forbiddance” - Michaël Ghelfi
“bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul
“car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv
“crashing” - smmassuda
“vehicle-small_car_bunrout_version-1” - scott_snailham

All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Chapter 8: Closing the Book (ft. Cassiroll)

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This could be the start of a wonderful working relationship! Or a long, bitter sort of nemesis situation.

How hilarious and incredible is our guest, Cassi?! Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It has incredible stories, characters, and art for every episode!

Those we must thank every episode lest our real estate investments be cursed with ghouls and weird little guys: our brilliant network Lore Party. As well as Nicola Narracci whose art is in our intro!

Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. Did you get our lunch order? You can only eat the condiments. But you can eat as MANY condiments as you'd like. You can join our team of elite employees on Patreon!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“submarine-sonar” - breviceps of Freesound.org
“Door Smash” - Eneasz of Freesound.org 
“Record Scratch” - Luffy of Freesound.org
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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Warning: cracks in dungeon are more dangerous than they appear.

Featuring, again, our incredible guest, Cassi of Chosen Ones DnD on Youtube. HIGHLY recommend checking out their visual novel style show!

Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our intro graphics! Thank you to our wonderful + lore-ful network, Lore Party, who make very lore-y podcasts.

Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstatter: Paper clips. Pencils. Post-its. Sorry, is this not a supply list? If you want to become an employee of the month, you can join us on our Patreon! Or support the show with a one-timer at buymeacoffee.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer of Freesound.org 
“Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

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In case of emergency, put this cursed helmet on.

Shout OUT to our guest Cassi of ⁠Chosen Ones⁠! Check out the show on Youtube to hear Cassi being a most excellent DM.

To our network, Lore Party, we're grateful for your support of our show! Nothing better than a Lore dump.

Finally, thank you to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. It has been 0 days since this facility has seen a disaster. If you'd like to become an

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“swimming breaking surface” - 14gpanskavalachristoffer of Freesound.org 
“Summon Fey” - Michaël Ghelfi
“impacts-metal-crunch” - pnmcarrierailfan of Freesound.org 
“Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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The dungeon clean-up crew encounter some squatters! (At least they have a nice pool?)

Shout OUT to our guest Cassi of ⁠Chosen Ones⁠! Check out the show on Youtube to hear Cassi being a most excellent DM.

To our loresome network, Lore Party, we're grateful for your support of our show!

Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter... we KNOW what you did in the break room!!! If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month, you can do that on our ⁠Patreon⁠. Did we mention it comes with so much bonus content!

If you'd rather a one-time donation, you can do that at ⁠buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod!⁠

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti

“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Eugh. This real estate asset is full of cursed artifacts and ominous memories.

Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out ⁠Chosen Ones⁠ on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match.

Watch the vodcast (and tons of bonus content) on our Patreon! Or buy us a coffee if you're feeling low-commitment.

The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to

Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows!

Finally, eternal thanks to our glorious and Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter. You have accumulated .00000000001 hours of sick time, Pat!
Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. 
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Toilet-flush" - gowlermusic
"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons
'Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
"coins-fall-2" - belanhud
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"bamf" - themfish
"wooden door smash" - eneasz
"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi
"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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The gang discovers this real estate venture is filled with traps, squatters, and sexy whispers. Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match.

The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :)

Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows!

Finally, eternal thanks to our glorious and Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter. See you at the mandatory everything, Pat.


Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. 
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Toilet-flush" - gowlermusic
"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons
'Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone
"coins-fall-2" - belanhud
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"bamf" - themfish
"wooden door smash" - eneasz
"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi
"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Joined by under-valued nepo-baby Mendle, Jassifer and Clover are assigned to clear out a real estate property (cough, dungeon). Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match.

The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :)

Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows! Liisten to Noah DM a Dune campaign on Gom Jabbar!

Finally, eternal thanks (and reminder to CLOCK OUT!) to our Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter.
Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. 
Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich
"Subway-door-close" - tweeterdj
"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib
"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro
"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi
"r29-30-breaking-wooden-poles" - craigsmith
"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02
"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
"vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1" - scott_snailham
"teleport" - outroelison
"time-stop" - damnsatinist
"time-slow-down" - patrickliberkind
"portal-idle" - couchhero
"bamf" - themfish
"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"cowbells" - supersciri
"auto-ext-onboard-drive-slow-speed-dirt-or-gravel-road-and-slow-to-stop" - kyles
"car-door-open-and-close-2" - nachtmahrtv
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Record Scratch" - Luffy
"sword-fight-1" - funwithsound

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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