Try Not To Die

Half of Forever is out to get Betty Crock's mysterious spell-book... and Goo is out to get Todd Polinski's brain.

Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the show and DM of the amazing chasmquest.com!

Thanks to our perfect patrons over at Patreon! We're releasing an entirely new campaign on our $7 tier starting this month - DM'd by Lisa! - and you can hear the Session 0 there now. Thanks especially to our Employee of the Month, Pat, who refuses to help us commit tax fraud. There's always next fiscal year!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

We're a loreparty.com podcast - thanks Lore Party!

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Record Scratch" - Luffy
"time-slow-down" - patricklieberkind
"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
"Hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b
"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons
"electric-zap" - michael-grinnell
"breaking-bones" - sheyvan
"crashing" - smmassuda
"photo-flash-canon5d" - eelke
"invisibility-spell" - lucasduff
"Record Scratch" - Luffy
"magic-missiles" - spookymodem
"Conjure Volley" - Michaël Ghefli
"boxing-bell-signals" - mateusz_chenc

All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Todd Goo-linski in tow, Jass and Wrenzo fight off Molpe the suspiciously-hot neighbor and book it!

Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the show and DM of the amazing chasmquest.com!

Thanks also to our awesome network Lore Party; and our EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, Patrick Brändstatter. We're 'laying' you 'off.' Nap-time! You can become a patron at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod, where we'll soon be debuting a BRAND NEW CAMPAIGN!

Donations on Patreon and buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod help us make the show!

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"whip-crack" - scifisound
"Hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b
"crashing" - smmassuda
"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer
"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound
"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons
"nyc-ambience" - purpleaux
"Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Record Scratch" - Luffy

All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Chased away from Oddjobs HQ, Wrenzo and Jass kick it... until they need to kick it into high gear.

Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the show and DM of the amazing D&D podcast chasmquest.com!

Thanks also to our awesome network Lore Party; and our EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, Patrick Brändstatter. Until further notice, all employees are onsite 24/7. Don't leave, ever! You can become an Employee of the Month on our Patreon. (Or support the show with a one-off at Buy Me A Coffee.)

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"nyc-ambience" - purpleaux
"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons
"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Fetid Swamp" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"Record Scratch" - Luffy
"Hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b
"knock-7x" - lth_stp
"Door opening 1" - Bowen707

All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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It's an ordinary day for Jassifer and Goo... enter Wrenzo the Magni, a goblin wizard from another plane! He's got a big bad book that everybody wants, and a plan for a bog that... well, some people want.

Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the pod and DM of the amazing D&D podcast, chasmquest.com!

Thanks also to our awesome network Lore Party; and our EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, Patrick Brändstatter. We filled your cubicle with keyboards, Pat! You're welcome. You can become an Employee of the Month on our Patreon. (Or support the show with a one-off at Buy Me A Coffee.)

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes
"time-stop" - damnsatinist
"portal-idle" - couchhero
"time-slow-down" - patricklieberkind
"bamf" - themfish
"30 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings
"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons
"electric-zap" - michael-grinnell
"Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi
"Explosion" - tommccann
"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk
"Summon Fey" - Michaël Ghelfi

All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Listen to this special recap episode to get caught up on Arcs 1 through 9 of our third campaign, Oddjobs. A cosmic corporate tale of debt and deadly office crushes!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

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This one-shot is brought to you by a special collaboration with Ella Carter, creator of Underfoot: an Itty-Bitty Fey TTRPG! Thanks again Ella for asking us to play the system - we had a blast dipping our teeny tiny toes. You can get a physical copy of Underfoot by backing the Gamefound reprint!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:

“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
"large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo" - eguobyte
"lowercrunchyhammergavel" - turtlelg
"metal-hit-with-metal-bar-resonance" - jorickhoofd
"evening-in-the-country" - inchadney
"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons
"electric-zap" - michael-grinnell
"bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul
"Record Scratch" - luffy
"entrance-bell" - zott820
"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo
All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Time for a Q2 announcement. Earnings are up! Fetch's chance of survival is down!

There are brand new systems headed your way, a helpful recap episode, a brand new arc of Oddjobs, and if you're one of our eldritch patrons, a Session 0 for a brand new campaign...

'Wow,' I'm hearing you say, 'that's a lot of brand new stuff...' and you're RIGHT! But we do it for you.

Support the show! At patreon.com/trynottodiepod or buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod.

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It was a terrible month for her work, financial, and social life, but at least Jassifer is handling it really poorly!

Content warning: depression specifically in regards to being broke and fighting with your cute coworker. :(

Thanks is what we do: firstly to our wonderful network Lore Party who make super nerdy shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - check it out!

Join us on Patreon, where we're making tons of extra content and where you become an Employee of the Month. Like Patrick Brandstatter! Pat, there's some sort of edible thing in the break room. Looks disgusting! Enjoy.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj|
“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib
“coins-fall-2” - belanhud
“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo
“30 minutes of NY Subway sounds” - Relaxing Recordings
“time-stop” - damnsatinist
“portal-idle” - couchhero
“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind
“bamf” - themfish 
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“entrance-bell” - zott820
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo
“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez 

All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Jassifer earns herself a nemesis, and not much else.

So many thanks we must give to our awesome network Lore Party who make super cool shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - have you heard it?!

Thanks also to our amazing patrons on patreon.com/trynottodiepod. To our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstatter: your daily performance review has been shifted to tomorrow. We'll have a LOT to go over.

Support the show on Patreon or at buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“marching-3” - webbfilmsuk 
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - kyles
“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj
“robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02 

All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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Jassifer struggles to understand the true profundity of her debt, and snoops on her coworker in the library. (Content warning: girl on girl angst.)

Thanks always to our network, Lore Party; tand to our Employee of the Month, Patrick! Pat! You're early. A little too early.....

If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month as well, check out our tiers on Patreon, where we're releasing lots of bonus content and soon will be releasing an ENTIRE NEW SIDE CAMPAIGN! Our patron's contributions, small and large, are so appreciated and we couldn't make these new projects without you!

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Record Scratch” - Luffy
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“nyc-ambience” - purpleaux
“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“photocopy-machine” - tomlija
“photo-flash-canon5d” - eelke 

All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

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