Cue the music (and the assassins). Fetch fails on the job (who's surprised), and Jassifer snoops a little, boomer-tablet style.

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Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:
“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel 
“gasp” - zerocarina
“applause-10” - kwahmah_02
“record scratch” - luffy
“laugh-crowd-2” - funwithsound
“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus

All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito