It’s my birthday soon, so I thought I’d treat you to a full-bodied episode. I throw everything at it, give you as many sound effects as possible, every feature possible, everything including the kitchen sink.

I couldn’t have given more v*lue. I’m sucked dry now.

I’m sucked dry.

In this week’s episode:

* SHOW NEWS

* LISTENER MISSIVES

* BANNED WORDS BIN OR BAND WORDS BIN

* I WOULDN’T SAY

* F IS FOR FAKE BILL BURR

* NAVAL GAZING

* JEAR CLAIMS

* TOBY’S TITULAR TIPS

* THE ACTUAL CONTENT

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