For my awesome mom!
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LYRICS:
Hello, mom; I wrote you a song.
It's cute and clever, but not too long.
And I hope you're proud, 'cause I tried real hard
to make it much more memorable than a greeting card.
Thank you for helping me care for Bindi & Squirrel
(even though you're allergic to my two favorite girls).
I almost feel guilty for buying non-organic kale...
Fancy shit never goes on sale.
Happy Mother's Day! {x3}
Here's the takeaway; I'm just tryna say
I love you.