Why am I talking about rain...and specifically the 'drops' of rain? Because if I don't who will. I'll also get into the pros and cons of Chicago and NYC's food and comedy options, my continued obsession of Nate Bargatze as well as the free range sexual predators that hide under the guise of TSA agents. Agents? Really? Yeah, a bit of a stretch.

Hey gang, your boy was almost down for the count a couple of weeks ago. Hit play and you can hear all about my heart attack, surgery, hospital stay, age and food. 

Sounds like a lot but I promise it's a seamless composition of entertaining comedy...at my expense of course.

Every man has his breaking point.

Look, I don't take cheap shots at you when you're down, I expect the same respect in return. I'm only human after all.

Funny enough, I manage to weave in stories about eBay, salesmen, real estate agents, tips for women in relationships and social media.

And it works.

Weird, I know. 

Anyway, thanks for stopping by. Really appreciate your support!

Funny thing, you get married, she becomes the princess and you become the court jester. Also, I think I'm digging too deep into this Alien thing, pull me out. But the most important part of today's talk is going to have to do with golf league. Most importantly, first rule of golf league...

In today's episode I share some of the stuff I miraculously lived through as a child. Seriously, it was insane...but in a funny way. Click play, it doesn't disappoint. 

Pro sports are fun, but they could be even better. Oh, one more thing...don't watch the news, it's bad for you. 

In today's episode I talk about the world being broke and everything going on as usual. Why do Alaska and Hawaii always get assed out of sweepstakes contests? And do you have any friends stuck in a certain era? Hit play for a quick laugh.

Lake living huh?? You sure about that?  I had a thought about Star Trek medical technology. Speaking of medicine, meet Dr. Nate Bargatze. And let's compare wedding nights, shall we...

If you truly want to be happy you have to be okay with whatever people say or think about you. Easier said than done. Oh, and somehow I turned a corner and talked about the Trans movement and toxic masculinity. And no, I wasn't drinking!

Sure I mixed in a few more things like I always do.  Press play and join the madness.