Cookie Dice - A D&D Podcast

Welcome back!! We’ve got a fun episode for you today!! We meet Fritz’s old master, Amberjill(played by my amazing sister Lili!!) and see why birds are evil. We also watch Nogard explode, Atlas on fire(again) and Hitsfits chucking rocks at people. Velocity meets a fellow snot spider enthusiast and soldier boy asks stupid questions. Just so you know, publishing days will be changing to Saturday starting next week!!

The Death Socks are coming!! The end of the campaign is near!! What should we do for the next campaign? What should we do for the Death Award next time? Email me at cookie-dice.com/contact!! If we chose your idea I'll shout you out on the show!!

The drawing theme for the month of March is "Draw the Snufflesaur!!"There isn't a money or merch prize because... we're not that cool yet. But we will use your art as website art and give you a shout out on the show!! I can't wait to see what you come up with!! Send the pictures to me at cookie-dice.com/contact!! We as a table will vote on the best drawing!! ALL artists will be shouted out on the show and our personal favorites will be featured in a blog post, but only one will be the winner. And the winner gets a special shout out, a sneak peak into the next drawing contest, and their drawing will be on the website permanently, on display right here: https://www.cookie-dice.com/projects-3

The poll on Spotify is closing. Thanks to all who contributed!! There will be more polls in the future, so look out for those!!

Thanks for listening!! We're grateful for each and every one of you, but it would help us so much if you rate and review on Apple Podcasts. We will read your reviews on the podcast!! And share with your friends and family!! Email me at cookie-dice.com/contact. We also have a weekly blog at cookie-dice.com/blog. Check it out!! There's pictures, drawings, and news that you don't get on the podcast.

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*Slight disclaimer!! There's a little animal cruelty in here, so if that's something you're squeamish of you might want to skip this one.*

Welcome back, keemo’tyar, to The Tavern At The Crossroads!! Where all of our most random and hectic adventures begin. The story line today is a simple one, as you will see from the very beginning. Naki, our resident archer, is looking for his brother who had a relationship with our dwarf friend, Amber. Our other dwarf friend, Diesal, and her pet, Steve, tag along with the promise of adventure echoing in their heads. Quaz makes a new friend and tries to get waffles. Kejmur, a drunk guy who got dragged along, gets to learn the wonders of dangerous teleportation. We also learn why Scribbles is Queen Puddles General. And that my table is very musically inclined!!

Next week we’re going back to the normal campaign!! And stay tuned for the art contest!! We’ll be announcing the details next week!! It will be coming to a close very soon so the Death Socks are coming!! If you have any ideas for what to do for the next campaign email me at cookie-dice.com!! And good news!! My sister will be joining us more often!! And next week we have another special guest, so don't forget to listen!! We can't wait!!

Thanks so much for listening!! Please rate and review on Apple Podcasts, or share with your friends and family!! You can email us at cookie-dice.com/contact. You can also read the blog post and see our Fantasy Food Fail at cookie-dice.com/blog. There's a poll on Spotify!! It does not work on the web player, so use your phone. It's on the episode Faye Vibes. It will be closing in about 2 weeks, so please contribute to that!! Thanks for listening!! We really appreciate y’all!!

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Welcome, keemo'tyar, to the Tavern At The Crossroads. Where bards sing, hero's tell stories, and dwarves enjoy a good drink before heading off to... do whatever dwarves do. It's always been a busy, bustling place. Until now. Something in the neighboring towns is taking the townsfolk. And Ta'chala is determined to stop it. Because he wants money. Joining him is Naki, Quaz, Steve the stan snot spider, and Diesa(l) to explore deep into the forest and meet a few new friends. Or not friends. Today we meet two new creatures. Their information will be posted at cookie-dice.com.

So!! You might be saying, "Hey, AJ? What's with this weird inbetween episode?" And I would say to you, don't worry!! The main campaign will be back. We've had some scheduling conflicts so we had to work a few things out. Just give us a couple weeks and we'll be back to normal. Sorry for the inconvenience. But this episode was both an absolute train wreck and really fun, so... hope you enjoy!! A big thanks to my amazing sister who came in to help us!! If you enjoyed her, leave a review on Apple telling her how amazing it was. Or email us!! Or go out on the rooftops and shout it to your neighborhood. No guarantee we'll hear it, but you can try!! And let me know if you liked the new characters!! Everyone is a little different now and I love to see my table stretch their acting in different directions. I think it went very well.

In Fantasy Foods we had Heartland Rose Apple Pie. It was sooooooooooo good!! There's a picture on the website. Next week we're doing something simple so Mara, Kate, and I aren't running around like we were this week.

You should go check out our weekly blog. cookie-dice.com/blog. Or rate and review on Apple Podcasts. There is a poll on Spotify!! Go look at it!! It's in the Faye Vibes episode!! Thank you!! You can contact us if you go to cookie-dice.com/contact!! You can email us anything!! Share with your friends, family, your d&d table, your mailman, your neighbors, your co-workers, etc, etc.

A very happy Valentine's to you!! I was going do something special... and then I didn't. Sorry. But this was a fun episode without it!! 

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*Important information. Read to the end. Or at least skim.*

This episode was relatively uneventful and yet totally complicated. We meet one Velocity's old friends, and my personal favorite NPC I've ever played. Raph ticks off everyone he talks to. Nogard sits in Limbo for like... a long time while Atlas gets to go on his own adventure. Hitsfits is dreading the next session and you'll see why soon enough. I'm super excited for next week!!

My limbo travel ideas, version of The Land of Death, and faye stones are loosely based off of my favorite actual play podcast, The End of Time & Other Bothers. This is also where I got the idea for fairy cakes and a few of my dice mechanics. This is my favorite podcast ever and it's what inspired me to make a podcast. So why don't you go and see what they're all about over there? It's funny and great quality.

There's some fun things coming your way, but we can't do very much with the podcast if no one is listening!! We're grateful for each and every one of you, but it would help us so much if you rate and review on Apple Podcasts. And share with your friends and family!! Email me at cookie-dice.com/contact. We also have a weekly blog at cookie-dice.com/blog. Check it out!! There's pictures, drawings, and news that you don't get on the podcast.

There is a poll on Spotify for the next few weeks. Mara, our resident artist, is going to do a big drawing for these last few episodes. You can vote on your favorite scene from the list on Spotify. Vote on Spotify or email me another idea. She's willing to try whatever y'all want. And a fan art contest will be coming soon. There isn't a money or merch prize because... we're not that cool yet. But we will use your art as cover art and give you a shout out on the show!! You can send us anything at anytime!! Thanks for listening and we'll see you next week, keemo'tyar!!

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Welcome to this weeks episode of Cookie Dice!! We're all back together again and I'm so excited to hear what you think about this episode!! Nogard and Atlas break Yama's one rule. Hitsfits casts Thunderwave way too many times, but I was feeling a little evil that day. You'll see what happens. Velocity discovers that her 4th Wall ability has some rules. Raph is back!! And this time he keeps all his limbs!!

In Fantasy Foods we eat some dried fruit!! If you guys have anything you want us to make and comment on let me know!! Email me at https://www.cookie-dice.com/contact. I'd love to hear from you!! Send me ideas for segments, NPCs, improv games, campaigns, or cover art!! I am constantly looking for art to put on the blog or the cover art!! If you send me art and I use it, we'll shout you our on the podcast.

Guys, we are on Apple Podcasts!! And we would appreciate a rate and review. We want to do more with this podcast, but we can't if no one is listening. Leaving a review puts our podcast in the way of other people. Speaking of which, share with your friends and family!! We're also on Spotify, Google Podcasts, Sticher, Reason, and Anchor. Once again, thanks for listening!! We appreciate all y'all!! Check out this weeks blog post on our website and give us some feedback on our latest episode!!

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As Nogard so wisely said, "An arm for an arm means no more handshakes." And this is almost true for one of our characters. A special guest makes some questionable decisions while approaching our dangerous adventurers and Nogard performs some equally questionable magic, Frankenstein style. Velocity gets a pet, Atlas becomes Phann the elf, and we meet some gambling kobolds on the way. This episode... Strangeness happened. I lost control of my table the moment they sat down!!

The first episode of Fantasy Food is here!! The new segment has finally arrived!! It was our first time, so it was pretty bad, but we did it. And the great thing about the worst is it can only get better!!

Once again, we had to record differently. Unfortunately, TK couldn't join us today, so the audio quality, once more, isn't as great as I would like it to be. But it's still a great episode and I hope you enjoy!!

We'd love to hear from you, keemo'tyar!! You can email us at our website, cookie-dice.com. We are looking for new segment ideas, improv games, feedback, and (most especially) episode cover art!! I'd love to feature your artwork on our podcast!! I also do a weekly blog post there with any inside information. This week it's food and a picture of the map that I handed out to every one.

Thanks for listening!! If you liked the podcast please rate and review on Apple Podcasts!! It'd mean so much to us!! If you loved it, share with your friends and family!!

AJ as DM. Mara as Atlas/Paax/Phann. Andres as Hitsfits Fiddlefern. TK as Nogard. Kate as Velocity Foxtail. Special guest Kaleb as Raph Fullbinder.

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This is, by far, my favorite episode we've recorded as of now!! Nogard and Atlas bond with the changeling girl as Hitsfits and Velocity meet a brand new creature in the dark forest. We learn a few words in a new language as we get to know this little girl Atlas saved. It's a tender episode with an exciting new animal thrown in for good measure.

While my table goes off to level up a little, I'll give a quick disclaimer. The audio quality isn't the greatest in some areas. Due to weather and health issues we were unable to meet face to face. We had to do some remote recording, but we're hoping and praying that the weather will allow us to meet next week. Fingers crossed!!

That new segment I promised you? Don't worry, it's still coming!! It's scheduled for next week!! Hopefully I can keep that promise this time. Sorry for the let down!! But I'm super excited!!

We would be thrilled to hear from you(yes, you!!) You can email us at our website!! https://ajbarton2023.wixsite.com/cookie-dice We're looking new segments ideas, episode cover art, improv games, fun socks, or just to hear from you!! It'd mean a lot to us. 

Thanks so much!! If you liked this episode please rate and review on Apple Podcasts!! We're also on Spotify and Google Podcasts!! And Anchor, of course!! If you loved the show share with your friends, family, and your D&D Table!! We'll see you next week!!

AJ as DM. Mara as Atlas Heldar. Andrew as Hitsfits Ianni Fiddlefern. TK as Nogard. Kate as Velcoity Foxtail.

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This one was quite the roller coaster... We played an amazing game of faye roulette while dealing with a few problems with Atlas. Nogard has a bit of a breakdown, Kate fixes Velocity, and Hitsfitz is trying to tie up so many people. It's ridiculous and so much fun!! Hope you enjoy!! Happy New Year!!

The game today was inspired by improv podcast "The End of Time and Other Bothers." They introduced the idea of magical fairy cakes and so I took the idea to create Velocity's character. Fairy cakes are one of Kate's favorite additions to her character and I hope you enjoy!! Huge thanks to the "End of Time and Other Bother" crew for all they do, as they are also the reason I started this podcast in the first place.

Tune in next week for an exciting new segment!! I won't spoil it, but I'm very excited!! I hope you enjoy!!

We will not be playing a game every week, but we will be doing it every once in a while. If you have any ideas for future segments or games that we can play with this table, you can email me if you go to https://ajbarton2023.wixsite.com/cookie-dice/contact!! Or if you would like to submit some episode cover art for future episodes!! I'd love to hear from you!!

Thank you so much for listening!! We appreciate every one of you!! Especially our German audience!! We were pleasantly surprised to see we had listeners in Germany!! Danke schön!! If you like this episode please rate and review on Apple Podcasts!! We're also on Spotify and Anchor. Share with your friends and family!! We'd appreciate it!! Thanks a million!!

AJ as DM. Mara as Atlas Heldar. Andrew as Hitzfitz Ionni Fiddlefern. TK as Nogard Dlog. Kate as Velocity Foxtail.

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Welcome to Cookie Dice!! This is the first episode of our CLEAN table top role playing game. In this episode we see Nogard and Atles make some bad decisions as Hitzfitz slowly gets more frustrated. Unfortunately, our fourth player couldn't join us this time, but Velocity still manages to be covered in blood.

Thanks so much for listening to our first ever podcast episode!! If you haven't listened to the trailer I suggest you go look at that. It'll fill in some blanks. Please share with your friends if you enjoy this podcast!! More to come!! Be patient with our amateur skills, but we're having fun, and as DM that's all I could ask for!!

AJ as DM. Mara as Atles Heldar. Andrew as Hitzfitz Ionni Fiddlefern. TK as Nogard Dlog. Kate as Velocity Foxtail.

And a very happy holidays to you and yours!!!

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